tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60532082009-11-06T10:51:05.526-08:00Time well spent on a wasted life.exilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02921723462547338816original_exile@hotmail.comBlogger814125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6053208.post-7943469320235272632009-11-05T23:21:00.000-08:002009-11-06T00:44:19.633-08:00

Things have been rough, i'm not going to lie to you.last i posted i was laid off. it's been nearly six months, and that hasn't changed much.i've survived the last few months on a constuction gig. i worked long hours in 115 degree weather all to feed the debt that had consumed me. unemployeed, i continued on, i worked till my hands ached and my flesh was burned. as that run spiraled to an end i

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dude, wtf? why is it ever time i have to buy condoms there are 50 fuck'n kids in that isle? have you ever been in that isle? it's nothing but adult diapers, tampons, and maxi pads (young adult diapers). ugh.and while i know i've ranted about this before, why is it buying lube is so much worse? not is the store crawling with lil' bastards but every person in the store seems to see you grab the

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So, as we all know I'm a trophy whore.so when someone told me about scooping up farm animals and having a good time with them, i said "sure, I'm down".so, i give you... Flock!what's the point of this game? well, here's the deal, there's a bunch of little islands with farm animals on them. (sheep's, cows, pigs, and chickens). each island is a puzzle, your job is to take your little UFO and "scare"

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how goes the job search you ask? ugh.... it's beenn a month since i was laid off and i'm finally going on my first "real" job interview. the reason for the quotes is that this first non-staffing agency interview. durring the "hunt for a job" i've been wondering which is more difficult, searching for a girlfriend or getting a job.i've decided that looking for a job is far worse, the reason well,

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Exile

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Nothing special, just sitting around with my yahoo pager on and i got message from someone who answered my personal add a year ago or so.this is what i have to deal with:None None: hiexile509: hello thereNone None: how r uexile509: good, haven't talked to you in foreverNone None: i knowexile509: matter a fact, i think i may need to re-add youNone None: lol(i added her back on my yahoo)exile509: i

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Updating my blog? that's crazy talk.Updating my Driver's Licence? even Crazier!my first licence pic was done when i was sixteen. now, nearly thirteenly years later they finally made snap a new one. (guess they needed to update the Sexy Index for california).So this HNT i decided to show the old and the new.The Old:The New:BTW, that is not a double chin, i just didn't shave that day and it created

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Rookie?!?!?!a secret unknown to many, when i was a kid i always wanted to be a Ghostbuster. so when i heard this game was coming out i thought "cool, play as a Ghostbuster, I'm down." But seeing that you're going to be the fifth member of the team, working along side the rest of the guys? Fuck yeah.of course, if i were one of the Ghostbusters, i think i'd probably have a different suggestion for

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It seems likes as soon as I'm on top i seem to get knocked back.this post may be a little late, but for the past two weeks i've had quite a bit of "free time."yep, Ol' Exile was laid off.remember the post that i wrote a while back about the people in charge? yeah, well they struck again and down sized my department down to two and a half people.i kept in good spirits while they were telling me

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I know I've been away from the blogging world for a while, but sometimes you find pure glimmer of pure stupidity the brings that world rushing back in.Do you remember the post i wrote a while back about the the guy claiming to be an "expert" on making women squirt? (*How To Squirt, Revisited (Still NSFW)*)well, after five months someone left an anonymous comment that actually made me LOL out loud

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i happy mother's day to all you mo'fos. (incidently, it's also my birthday, but my family combined my bithday with mothers day, so my day is shared with thee otheer people.) This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture. Note: To play

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shopping at a 24 hour walmart at 2am does have it's benifits, no lines or ugly children. but you do get your fair share of odd looks when you're asking them to open up the garden centter so you can buy a plant for mothers day two days early.This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your

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Life has been so blah I need me some adventure (Resident Evil)   yup still playing games Still a total trophy whore (And still in last place)   Weak immune system? “I will sneeze Swine Flu on you” (very real threat)     Exile Warning: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are

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As I’ve mentioned before, my company is going through a slow down. In the beginning of the year they were shutting us down a solid week every month. But after a while they realized it was easier on everyone if we just shut down every Monday instead and then file us as “unemployed” for the time lost.   Sounds decent plan.   Now then, first off, this still sucks; essentially we’re losing paycheck

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it's 3am and some idiot decided to tear ass around my complex in his lifted truck. well the moron hit a curb and slamed his truck into a wall ripping the front tire from the truck. i figure if this idiot it going to keep banging on his truck all night i might as well call the cops to help him out. (if i don't get to rest why shoul he, right?) it's now 4am and my entire building is rumbling from

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So, the wage slave's life continues...last weekend i spent the day refinishing the coping on my parents swimming pool. essentially i spent the entire day on my knees (calm down Polt) with my ass in the air (i said calm down Polt) grinding and sweating (CALM THE F*** DOWN POLT!)so this HNT i thought i'd show you exactly what i looked like "wired" into my work.Knee pads, check.Belt sander,

exilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02921723462547338816original_exile@hotmail.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6053208.post-81629372865563443242009-03-30T21:23:00.000-07:002009-03-30T21:32:44.484-07:00

Ever fall in love with a song that embodies your love for someone else? Ever lose that love and the song with it?while i don't need to go into details, needless to say this song was lost to me. but as with all things lost, it was eventually found again. it turns out that i put the song on my MP3 player and forgot about it. i guess i had put it on my MP3 player and forgot about it (the song and

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Remember when you were a kid and you used to tear ass out of the house to answer the hypnotic call of the Ice-cream Man? After the sadist (and part time heroin addict) made you ran for half a block you finally arrived at the side of a converted van to request over priced ice-cream and candy via faded hieroglyphics that were once pictures of tasty treats.   Ok, so my rose colored glasses may

exilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02921723462547338816original_exile@hotmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6053208.post-81961447490030454202009-03-23T06:37:00.001-07:002009-03-23T17:48:35.008-07:00

it's not fair... after months of trying the girl from the bowling alley finally agreed to go out with me. i have a lunch date with her at 11am. unfortunately it's 7:30am and i still haven't fallen asleep yet. we finally get to go out amd i'm either going to be a zombie, or i'l drink a monster and be annoyingly hyper. i've been laying here since 3am tossing and turning, with only a nap to show for

exilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02921723462547338816original_exile@hotmail.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6053208.post-69450866185331640862009-03-20T04:54:00.000-07:002009-03-20T05:10:24.769-07:00

I decided to add some new songs to my MP3 player to tune out the scilence of working till 2am. now, when i say new, i use the term very loosely, the music on my laptop is anything but new.but, it did lead me to discover something new about an old song...We've all heard the song Weapon Of Choice by Fatboy Slim...yes, yes you have, but you probably remember it as "that song in the video with

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Whether you want to remember or not, whether you want to think about it or not, there are always things that remind you of the hurt that you can’t forget. While cleaning out my e-mail I found this Haiku Friday post at the very bottom of my inbox. I e-mailed to my self around this time last year instead of posting it. It’s been sitting there this whole time, a remnant of a bad memory…     When

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According to the hypa-christian at work, “the only reason gay want the right to get married is so that they can prove they’re just like everyone else.”   I think that’s the same logic the Blacks employed with that whole “right to vote thing”       Exile Warning: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which

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why is it every time i weigh my self i suck in my gut? it's not like it will make me lighter (or that i care if i am)  am i alone on this one?   exileExpress your personality in color! Preview and select themes for Hotmail®. See how.

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holy shit! for the first time ever i went to Wal-Mart to buy wiper fluid and only bought wiper fluid!

exilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02921723462547338816original_exile@hotmail.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6053208.post-165975861082716132009-03-04T00:00:00.000-08:002009-03-04T00:30:22.388-08:00

The janitor at my work called in and quit today because he won the lottery.   Well… he won a lottery…   Then again, maybe he didn’t.   The janitor at my company is a good guy, always nice, but not as fast as the rest of us. He tends to make bad decisions, and now he’s going to fall into the worst of them.   Back in December he was contacted by mail about winning a seven million dollar lottery

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