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Getting Past The Past

2010-01-14T10:25:00.001-08:00

while i haven't been here enough to expect to still have readers, i do have things i feell i still need to write.durring this blogging hiatus i have found a new girlfriend, one who compliments me in many ways. and in one way, that is both a good and bad thing.lately, we've have conflicts over the past, my past. lately it's been embodied in my flickr account. for those who are acctually up on

Don't Let The Holidays Get To You

2009-12-02T00:29:00.001-08:00

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One Last Good-bye

2009-11-17T22:22:00.000-08:00

as i mentioned in my last post I've been really busy, and these last two months have been the hardest.I've written a couple posts on here about my grandma on here, I'm sure some of you even remember her tricking me into going to church (bleck.) i honestly don't know how to start this, so I'll just vent and see where it goes...my grandma was always a bit of a hypochondriac, as most old people are,

I Live

2009-11-05T23:21:00.000-08:00

Things have been rough, i'm not going to lie to you.last i posted i was laid off. it's been nearly six months, and that hasn't changed much.i've survived the last few months on a constuction gig. i worked long hours in 115 degree weather all to feed the debt that had consumed me. unemployeed, i continued on, i worked till my hands ached and my flesh was burned. as that run spiraled to an end i

Peanut Butter & Sex-Jelly Sandwich

2009-06-23T18:54:00.001-07:00

dude, wtf? why is it ever time i have to buy condoms there are 50 fuck'n kids in that isle? have you ever been in that isle? it's nothing but adult diapers, tampons, and maxi pads (young adult diapers). ugh.and while i know i've ranted about this before, why is it buying lube is so much worse? not is the store crawling with lil' bastards but every person in the store seems to see you grab the

The Most Fun You Can Have With Farm Animals

2009-06-16T22:34:00.000-07:00

So, as we all know I'm a trophy whore.so when someone told me about scooping up farm animals and having a good time with them, i said "sure, I'm down".so, i give you... Flock!what's the point of this game? well, here's the deal, there's a bunch of little islands with farm animals on them. (sheep's, cows, pigs, and chickens). each island is a puzzle, your job is to take your little UFO and "scare"

search never ending.

2009-06-16T09:27:00.001-07:00

how goes the job search you ask? ugh.... it's beenn a month since i was laid off and i'm finally going on my first "real" job interview. the reason for the quotes is that this first non-staffing agency interview. durring the "hunt for a job" i've been wondering which is more difficult, searching for a girlfriend or getting a job.i've decided that looking for a job is far worse, the reason well,

Don't Mind Me, Just Bored...

2009-06-09T00:23:00.001-07:00

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Um, Why Would I Want To Fuck Your Crazy Ass?

2009-06-05T12:13:00.000-07:00

Nothing special, just sitting around with my yahoo pager on and i got message from someone who answered my personal add a year ago or so.this is what i have to deal with:None None: hiexile509: hello thereNone None: how r uexile509: good, haven't talked to you in foreverNone None: i knowexile509: matter a fact, i think i may need to re-add youNone None: lol(i added her back on my yahoo)exile509: i

HND- Half Nekk'ed Driver

2009-06-04T12:46:00.000-07:00

Updating my blog? that's crazy talk.Updating my Driver's Licence? even Crazier!my first licence pic was done when i was sixteen. now, nearly thirteenly years later they finally made snap a new one. (guess they needed to update the Sexy Index for california).So this HNT i decided to show the old and the new.The Old:The New:BTW, that is not a double chin, i just didn't shave that day and it created

Who You Gonna Call?

2009-06-03T16:31:00.000-07:00

Rookie?!?!?!a secret unknown to many, when i was a kid i always wanted to be a Ghostbuster. so when i heard this game was coming out i thought "cool, play as a Ghostbuster, I'm down." But seeing that you're going to be the fifth member of the team, working along side the rest of the guys? Fuck yeah.of course, if i were one of the Ghostbusters, i think i'd probably have a different suggestion for

Not The Kind Of Laid I Was Hoping For

2009-06-02T15:29:00.000-07:00

It seems likes as soon as I'm on top i seem to get knocked back.this post may be a little late, but for the past two weeks i've had quite a bit of "free time."yep, Ol' Exile was laid off.remember the post that i wrote a while back about the people in charge? yeah, well they struck again and down sized my department down to two and a half people.i kept in good spirits while they were telling me

Anon, And On, And On, And On...

2009-05-23T12:03:00.000-07:00

I know I've been away from the blogging world for a while, but sometimes you find pure glimmer of pure stupidity the brings that world rushing back in.Do you remember the post i wrote a while back about the the guy claiming to be an "expert" on making women squirt? (*How To Squirt, Revisited (Still NSFW)*)well, after five months someone left an anonymous comment that actually made me LOL out loud

Smother's Day

2009-05-10T15:42:00.001-07:00

i happy mother's day to all you mo'fos. (incidently, it's also my birthday, but my family combined my bithday with mothers day, so my day is shared with thee otheer people.) This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture. Note: To play

almost convinent

2009-05-08T02:10:00.001-07:00

shopping at a 24 hour walmart at 2am does have it's benifits, no lines or ugly children. but you do get your fair share of odd looks when you're asking them to open up the garden centter so you can buy a plant for mothers day two days early.This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your

Haiku Friday

2009-05-01T18:46:00.000-07:00

Life has been so blah I need me some adventure (Resident Evil) yup still playing games Still a total trophy whore (And still in last place) Weak immune system? “I will sneeze Swine Flu on you” (very real threat) Exile Warning: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are

If You're Driving I Think I'll Get Out And Walk

2009-04-24T01:57:00.001-07:00

As I’ve mentioned before, my company is going through a slow down. In the beginning of the year they were shutting us down a solid week every month. But after a while they realized it was easier on everyone if we just shut down every Monday instead and then file us as “unemployed” for the time lost. Sounds decent plan. Now then, first off, this still sucks; essentially we’re losing paycheck

back fire

2009-04-19T03:57:00.001-07:00

it's 3am and some idiot decided to tear ass around my complex in his lifted truck. well the moron hit a curb and slamed his truck into a wall ripping the front tire from the truck. i figure if this idiot it going to keep banging on his truck all night i might as well call the cops to help him out. (if i don't get to rest why shoul he, right?) it's now 4am and my entire building is rumbling from

HNCM- Half Nekk'ed Coping Mechanism

2009-04-02T05:43:00.001-07:00

So, the wage slave's life continues...last weekend i spent the day refinishing the coping on my parents swimming pool. essentially i spent the entire day on my knees (calm down Polt) with my ass in the air (i said calm down Polt) grinding and sweating (CALM THE F*** DOWN POLT!)so this HNT i thought i'd show you exactly what i looked like "wired" into my work.Knee pads, check.Belt sander,

Reclaimed

2009-03-30T21:23:00.000-07:00

Ever fall in love with a song that embodies your love for someone else? Ever lose that love and the song with it?while i don't need to go into details, needless to say this song was lost to me. but as with all things lost, it was eventually found again. it turns out that i put the song on my MP3 player and forgot about it. i guess i had put it on my MP3 player and forgot about it (the song and

The Ice-cream Has Melted

2009-03-26T22:10:00.001-07:00

Remember when you were a kid and you used to tear ass out of the house to answer the hypnotic call of the Ice-cream Man? After the sadist (and part time heroin addict) made you ran for half a block you finally arrived at the side of a converted van to request over priced ice-cream and candy via faded hieroglyphics that were once pictures of tasty treats. Ok, so my rose colored glasses may

it's just not fair update

2009-03-23T06:37:00.001-07:00

it's not fair... after months of trying the girl from the bowling alley finally agreed to go out with me. i have a lunch date with her at 11am. unfortunately it's 7:30am and i still haven't fallen asleep yet. we finally get to go out amd i'm either going to be a zombie, or i'l drink a monster and be annoyingly hyper. i've been laying here since 3am tossing and turning, with only a nap to show for

Nerdism Embeded

2009-03-20T04:54:00.000-07:00

I decided to add some new songs to my MP3 player to tune out the scilence of working till 2am. now, when i say new, i use the term very loosely, the music on my laptop is anything but new.but, it did lead me to discover something new about an old song...We've all heard the song Weapon Of Choice by Fatboy Slim...yes, yes you have, but you probably remember it as "that song in the video with

Haiku Fridays

2009-03-13T23:47:00.001-07:00

Whether you want to remember or not, whether you want to think about it or not, there are always things that remind you of the hurt that you can’t forget. While cleaning out my e-mail I found this Haiku Friday post at the very bottom of my inbox. I e-mailed to my self around this time last year instead of posting it. It’s been sitting there this whole time, a remnant of a bad memory… When

This Left My Blood Boiling

2009-03-13T01:17:00.000-07:00

According to the hypa-christian at work, “the only reason gay want the right to get married is so that they can prove they’re just like everyone else.” I think that’s the same logic the Blacks employed with that whole “right to vote thing” Exile Warning: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which

a weighty thought

2009-03-12T17:34:00.001-07:00

why is it every time i weigh my self i suck in my gut? it's not like it will make me lighter (or that i care if i am) am i alone on this one? exileExpress your personality in color! Preview and select themes for Hotmail®. See how.

holy shit! for the first

2009-03-09T20:08:00.001-07:00

holy shit! for the first time ever i went to Wal-Mart to buy wiper fluid and only bought wiper fluid!

Can't Save'em All

2009-03-04T00:00:00.000-08:00

The janitor at my work called in and quit today because he won the lottery. Well… he won a lottery… Then again, maybe he didn’t. The janitor at my company is a good guy, always nice, but not as fast as the rest of us. He tends to make bad decisions, and now he’s going to fall into the worst of them. Back in December he was contacted by mail about winning a seven million dollar lottery

Me So Thorny

2009-03-03T15:40:00.001-08:00

this has been the longest weekend ever. not only did i have to work at work on saturday, but i spent sunday and monday doing hard labor with my dad. sunday was painting in the hot ass sun. and monday was spend trimming back "Jurassic portch". see that pic? see those thorns? those bastards are sharp, not only did they put a hole in the glove, but one in my shin as well.on a positive note: the

Calibration Frustration

2009-02-22T15:48:00.000-08:00

i love when things don't go according to plan.a little while back i bought a kick ass HD TV. i bought it at best buy and took advantage of their no interest yadda yadda. with the TV i bought a couple games and got a deal on the TV calibration. for those not in the know (including my self until they told me what it was), the calibration is where they send Geek Squad out to adjust your TV so it

Enjoy Your VD

2009-02-14T01:03:00.000-08:00

Two songs to capture the evening...Sometime Around Midnight - The Airborne Toxic Event(every time i hear this song it grabs me, pulling me in.)Love Me Dead- Ludo(everytime i hear this, it reminds me of what it was all about.)Pain- Three Days Grace(This life is filled with hurt, when happiness doesn't work...)Exile

on a positive note: the

2009-02-04T17:31:00.001-08:00

on a positive note: the chiropractor had mailed me the check the day i want in to talk to her about it. so i got the money.

A Slight Distraction

2009-01-28T03:21:00.000-08:00

Well, for someone who didn't have work i sure was busy. here are the events that followed the humping condoms post:-I did yard work at my parents house on Thursday, it was the earliest I've woken up in weeks and i spent the whole day trimming trees, bushes, and palm trees with four inch needles. (i hate those things). To top it off it kept raining on and off, not enough to stop working, but

hehehe

2009-01-21T15:50:00.000-08:00

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Bowl'n Again

2009-01-21T02:39:00.000-08:00

I bowled tonight.it's been over a month since the last time i bowled and it felt good. with the change of schedual i couldn't join the leauge, but with this impromptu vacation i had the chance to bowl tonight, and i have to say, it was fun.i bowled a 159 average, not too shabby for being out of the game for so long.one thing that didn't go to well was a guy that joined my Dads team in my place

Releaving Some Pressure Update

2009-01-19T20:23:00.000-08:00

well, my night was supposed to be all about being a the squad leader in resistance 2 and getting more trophies (cause i'm a trophy whore). but a series of frantic calls have me sitting in the ER with my grandma. turns out her blood pressure went insane and a very nasty infection took hold of her leg. she should be ok now, but we've only been here for two hours, so we'll have to wait to see a

On A Positive Note

2009-01-17T20:05:00.000-08:00

is it a very late christmas or a really really early one?the jeff and i always seem to miss x-mas, but this year we pulled it off near the holiday!well, within 30 days...This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.Note: To play video

Laid Out Before You

2009-01-15T15:04:00.000-08:00

Ever hear one of those songs that just lays out everything you are and everything you feel?This is mine...On A Positive Note: I was buying Lunch/Dinner at McDonalds and the kid at the drive through offered to buy my truck. (do you want fries with that?) i took his name and number but with out means to buy a new truck i doubt i'll sell. still, it was kinda cool to see something as old and beat up

He’s Only Mostly Dead

2009-01-12T20:19:00.001-08:00

I was called around twelve o'clock about a meeting at three (an hour before my "normal" shift was supposed to start.) When I got the call I also got a chill… the meeting was with the head of HR, and lately the Head of HR has become the harbinger of unemployment. Needless to say I didn't get to relax too much before work

On A Positive Note

2009-01-11T23:01:00.000-08:00

Last night i had Doug and his wife, Pam, over for dinner and boredom alleviation. we played scene it and while I've only played it once before i whooped ass! (there wasn't a question i didn't get).btw, turns out Doug's a lightweight, we went toe to toe drink wise and, well, according to Pam, he had to be carried into the house. hehehehExile

What’s New In ‘09

2009-01-10T01:46:00.000-08:00

What’s New In ‘09With the new year starting out I’ve decided to catch everyone up (all five of you) on the things that’s are caught up in the maelstrom that Exile’s life. And as a true nerd does, I’m doing it all with “bullet points” in Microsoft Word.· Slow Goings- the company I work for is heavily immersed in the automotive industry. In fact, the majority of our products we produce is for cars.

Enough Fairy Tales

2008-12-30T01:15:00.000-08:00

Twenty Eight years old is a bit too old to still believe in fairy tails, yet for some reason my stupid ass still does.i still believe in childish concepts like love, and i still have some hope that hope carry me through. but it won't.now, i know all two of my remaining readers are thinking that this is untrue, that love is real, and that hope prevails. but unfortunately you're forgetting that I'm

I'm Drowning

2008-12-23T20:50:00.000-08:00

as i fall overboard, i am left wondering if you would reach into the darkness to save me? or would you just smile knowing that you pushed me?into the ocean end it allinto the ocean end it allExile

Full Contact Guitar Hero

2008-12-22T16:47:00.000-08:00

i'm up in the mountians for a snow boarding trip and my buddy and i broght guitar hero and a bunch of booze.the combo of the two resulted in him grabbing the guitar and wanging my front tooth with it. it was a total accident, but it chipped off the front of my already fake tooth.as far as snowboarding injuries go, not too bad, right?This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging

Haiku Fridays

2008-12-14T13:04:00.001-08:00

These haiku’s are late Day seven of eight days straight Way too much damn work Four years from today The last time the date repeats In my/our life time Have to ask her out Be direct, time is slipping It’s all or nothing Exile Warning: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed.

Decent Into Madness

2008-12-06T10:58:00.000-08:00

when you're at the edge, what keeps you from falling?Exile

Haiku Fridays

2008-12-05T10:55:00.001-08:00

Hurt myself bowling And now I’m bowling better The price of greatness… My work changed its mind Now THREE WEEKS OFF for Christmas (too much of a good thing?) Winter closes in And it gets so cold at night When you’re all alone Exile Warning: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is

The Game

2008-12-04T18:01:00.001-08:00

Tuesday night was league bowling night for my dad and I decided to sub in again. (Fifteen bucks for some pizza, a pitcher of coke, and three games of bowling, not too bad.) Lately, I’ve been in a slump. A couple weeks ago I bowled a 177, but lately it’s been 126 city (the bowling shoes are the only things stinking up the alley.) last night my high game was a 153, not much to talk about, but

Haiku Fridays

2008-11-28T20:14:00.000-08:00

"Turkey for me andturkey for you. I'd eat (it)from a big brown shoe"are you seriousthis is it for thanksgiving?just one crappy song!i missed the big saleBestBuy sold off my TVso much for that plan....Exile

A Wanna Be Wishlist

2008-11-26T21:42:00.000-08:00

every year i do my best to get my Christmas shopping done early, and I'm pretty good at it too.I've gotten my Dad the Metal Detector he wanted, with an additional metal detector kit that he doesn't know they had. (i got it as part of a deal with the detector, shhhhh, don't tell)I bought my Grandma Short Circuit 2, and a copy for my self (she loved the first one).i have to admit, my favorite part

2008-11-24T21:38:00.001-08:00

i'm bowling badly, but i'm drunk. it makes me realize this.it the first time i've felt silly in months... it's amazing how quickly time passes when something inside you dies. This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture. To play video

It's November 19th, What's Your Weather Like?

2008-11-19T13:23:00.000-08:00

<> there is one good thing about living in California...

feeling looney?

2008-11-18T21:27:00.000-08:00

i saw this in a bowling alley in lake elsinore california... either only crazy people are allowed to play this game or they've finally stooped to stealing games from canadaThis message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture. To play video

Viva Lake Elsinore

2008-11-17T12:16:00.001-08:00

I live in Lake Elsinore.often times when I say this, an amalgam nation of expressions will flashacross my face from shame and disgust to nausea and constipation.what could illicit such a lovely reaction to the place one lives?well, let me give you two examples that happened last night, you be thejudge.1. I'm sitting in my living room at about Seven o'clock when I hear thecomplex gate rumble it's

Dead Space

2008-11-15T18:25:00.000-08:00

I don't even have words for how awesome this game is.Aliens and your worst nightmare?A first person horror movie?Evil?The game is called Dead Space, and there is no way to play this without being on the edge of your seat...here's a little taste for youthe game is like this, every step of the way, corpses that just won't die, and video records from the crew of this god forsaken space station

Grandma's Hero

2008-11-12T12:34:00.000-08:00

I was feeling kinda down in the dumps yesterday when I got a call from mydad. my grandma's Cable Box was on the fritz and my dad had been working tofix it for an hour with no avail. I tried to trouble shoot it, over thephone but he had a little too much frustration and too little patience forme and my nerd talk.the thing about my family is that I'm the IT Department for my family. I fixcomputers,

Meanwhile At Work

2008-11-10T20:09:00.000-08:00

so, lately the new Offspring song has been playing a lot on the radio, and i have to admit, I'm a huge fan.if you haven't heard it, here's the vid (and of course, the vid doesn't have anything to do with the song, but still cool.)and now, the conversation at work between me and a coworker:Exile- *working at his desk Humming* hey, Coworker have you heard that new song "You're Gonna Go Far Kid"?

haiku fridays

2008-11-07T13:15:00.001-08:00

skittles chocolate? no!tastes like crap in a wrapper(you should stick to friut)Halloween is overThanks Giving is comming up.time to start shoppingi'm so excitedtwo whole weeks off for christmassee you on the slopes!exileThis message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit

Meanwhile, With the Family...

2008-11-05T17:46:00.001-08:00

so, it's Halloween night and I'm over at my parents house. my mom has deckedher self out as a hippie chick, my dad has decked him self out as the guyasleep on the couch (the kemo knocks him out, so we let it slide.)at the start of the night there were hardly any kids, but as it got laterthey started showing up in herds. my mom was all fired up to pass out candyfor the first five kids, but quickly

Greeting From The Edge Of The Earth

2008-10-30T20:18:00.000-07:00

Hello all you little minions, sorry i've fallen off the face of the earth, things have been a little complicated lately so blogging had to fall by the wayside.(i'm not a fan of complication)so here’s a little wrap-up of what you’ve been miss’n while you’ve been miss’n me· I recently had a medical scare that could have been the end of dear old Exile. While I don’t want to go into gratuitous

How To Have A Garage Sale

2008-10-13T22:44:00.000-07:00

So, my family had a garage sale last week, the sale went well. everyone made a little extra beer money and if it weren't for the fact that we spend a lot on beer i'd say everyone made some coin.but when it comes to garage sales with us, well, somehow, someone, always winds up holding the bag. or should i say the box...allow me to take you through the process on my side of things.Step 1. the

Haiku Fridays

2008-10-09T14:20:00.000-07:00

the start of the yearI weighed one eighty five plusbut today I don'tfrom the March Break UpI weighed One seventy five(I had stopped eating.)weighed myself todayI am at one sixty three(broke up with Sprink last month)I seem to lose weightevery time I lose a chicklike taking a big...Exile

HNA- Half Nekk'ed Angel *And The Last Night Of The Contest

2008-10-09T01:18:00.000-07:00

Seeing as though the hills by my house are on fire, again, and i passed out flyers while it was snowing ash, i'm not up to snap anything too fancy tonight.So instead i will share my last family outing to the Angles' game.for those of you who don't know, the Anaheim Angles are a team Disney bought in order to cover up for the mistake of buying the Mighty Ducks (quack). Well, my Dad happens to be a

Haiku Fridays

2008-10-03T10:28:00.000-07:00

more layoffs todayhave no idea if they're doneFive hours to go...My last three ex's,all of them cheated on me(Don't like this pattern)Impromptu partya burger night at my placegames, booze, I'll be drunk!exile

HNC- Half Nekk'ed Clothes

2008-10-02T23:02:00.000-07:00

holy crap, it's Thursday!damn, i completely forgot.so, while i am just throwing together a quicky HNT (which has no Nekk'ed to it), i figure i should also extend the HNT contest one more week.it's the least i can do for all you happy peppy people.this HNT i chose to show off my new "go'n out duds."here's my regular gear:and here's me after a nearly $200 shopping spree to get back into the dating

Yeah, I've Done That A Million Times

2008-10-02T14:00:00.000-07:00

have you ever told someone about something you've done a whole bunch oftimes and used the phrase "I've done that a millions time"?we usually blurt out this little numerical colloquialism without batting aneye. but lately I've been thinking that a million is a pretty big number.I've seen a million dollars before (through three feet of bulletproofglass), but that doesn't even give you a real idea

This Commercial Has Been Giving Me The Creeps For Weeks

2008-10-01T01:01:00.000-07:00

Exile

HNSU- Half Nekk'ed Shut-Up

2008-09-25T01:01:00.000-07:00

Ok, at the ripe old age of twenty-eight i think i might be finally learning something that i should have learned years ago.the lesson? simple:Some times i need to learn to shut the fuck up.yup, i know you're all thinking "um, we could have told you that," and i'm sure you also know the line for such a "tell'n" is quite long. but the truth is i really do need to stop talking.here just a few

Well, We Brand Cows So People Know Who They Belong To...

2008-09-24T12:03:00.000-07:00

today they were giving a tour of my company to a representative of one of our customers. this sort of thing happens a lot, usually it's some dumpyl ittle dude or an older chick. but today it was different, the girl taking the tour was a total knock out. now, being the suave and debonair guy you've all come to know and love, I ogled her for a moment then ran out of the room (what? I needed to

Back Seat Rider

2008-09-20T18:57:00.000-07:00

i'm riding in the back seat of my parents car on my way toThe Jeff's b-day party (which we're an hiur late for). usually no matter where i'm going i usually drive myself. (i love driving so it works for me). but tonight i decided to save gas.it's been a long time since i've had to ride in the back seat of their car... after only 15 min, i've decided it will be a long time till i do it again.(i

HNC- Half Nekk'ed Contest!

2008-09-18T01:16:00.000-07:00

So, this was going to be my HNT post this week.So I'm walking out on the receiving dock at work and i noticed this phone all covered in cob webs.it took me a moment to process it, but look at the cost to make a call! since when did pay phones cost fifty cents? yeesh, i remember when pay phones were only fifteen cents. (i had to use them a lot because my mom used to forget me at school all the

Shag?

2008-09-16T22:03:00.000-07:00

grandma gave me some stuff for the grage sale... i guess this vacume is finally too old for herThis message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture. To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required. Visit www.apple.com/

Haiku Fridays

2008-09-12T14:47:00.000-07:00

all week my friend Doug from work has been talking about going into themen's room and being hit by the colossal stench of a coworkers duce. he was a ground zero when it was unleashed, this Haiku Friday is dedicatedto him...evil incarnatefrom the bowels of Satanthat shit really stunkdon't know what he atea sardine and prune smoothie?I see paint peelingstink title is lostjealousy, thy name is Doug(

HNB- Half Nekk'ed Belly

2008-09-11T23:26:00.000-07:00

Ok, this pic didn't turn out nearly as good as i wanted (because my camera phone isn't the best at far away stuff) but here's my bellyif you look closely you'll see black marks on my shorts, those are from the tires on the cars i've been putting fliers on... and above the shorts? well, that's my spare tireHHNTExile

Broke And Broken

2008-09-10T01:56:00.000-07:00

Lots of extra work is bad, but having some extra money is good. speaking of good, I finally rented out my garage! yup, it's been vacantsince the incident with the homeless tweeker (who decided to store himselfin there.) I'm renting it for $75 a month with a $75 deposit, the guy whocame by last night is really cool and he had cash in hand and signedeverything without any craziness. then, just to

Have You Scored Lately?

2008-09-08T22:58:00.000-07:00

oh fuck yeah!I'm sure you all remember me bitching about my bowling scores right?well i got bettermuch better186! omfg, i can't frigg'n believe it. four strikes in a row, five strikes in a game. my average right now is about 156 or so, but this game was awesome. and while that was my best game of the day, i had rocked the other two games too! i didn't print out those scores because they weren't

Haiku Fridays

2008-09-05T18:58:00.000-07:00

A fat Mexicanwill lower his vehiclebut can't afford gasall women hate liesexcept when they are lying(they "justify" it)summer won't give up,it was over a hundred!four weeks till AutumnExile

Haiku Fridays

2008-08-29T15:26:00.000-07:00

I have Monday offI would enjoy it much moreBUT I HAVE TO WORK!Weekend Schedule:yard work Sat, moving Sunand Day Job both daysalso, flyers tonight!Just no rest for the wicked...("free time?" what is that?)exile

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

2008-08-26T22:09:00.000-07:00

Oh, oh no no nono fucking wayalright, so last night i was on PronHub.com watching porn and i saw something that totally cracked me up. if you have blood pumping through your veins you've probably watched your fair share of porn on the Internet. with that said you also know that sometimes you find gold, while the rest of the time you find stretch marks and ass-acne (it happens.) well last night i

Haiku Fridays

2008-08-26T13:37:00.001-07:00

*this was supposed to post on Friday, but blogger had other ideas.* Work keeps cutting back "No More Breakfast Burritos" burrito layoffs? the bathroom is fixed! a lot of crap to take a crap (three weeks of repairs) Need a second Job No roommate, sinking in debt flyers don't cut it exileTalk to your Yahoo! Friends via Windows Live Messenger. Find Out How

Haiku Fridays

2008-08-22T15:31:00.000-07:00

*this was supposed to post on Friday, but blogger had other ideas.*Work keeps cutting back"No More Breakfast Burritos"burrito layoffs?the bathroom is fixed!a lot of crap to take a crap(three weeks of repairs)Need a second JobNo roommate, sinking in debtflyers don't cut itexile

HNW- Half Nekk'd Wad

2008-08-21T12:28:00.000-07:00

this is my wadto mos people this is just an ordinary wad of yellow paper. but for me is it tangeble proof that i am selling my dignity.as some of you know in order to make ends meet i have taken on a night job passing out flyers. it's not an easy job, but i get more money than if i just went home and enjoyed my time off (sigh).on monday (which should have been my day off) i was out passing out

Dear Asshole

2008-08-19T16:20:00.000-07:00

Dear Asshole On The Freeway,If you are on the freeway and stuck behind a cement truck you have everyright to go around them. however, you have no fucking right at all to pullout from behind them and then go the same speed!the whole point of passing a slower vehicle is to pass buy them, not tobecome another brick in the wall of idiots.while this may be fine to do other motorists on your home

HNS- Half Nekk'd Symmetry

2008-08-14T08:14:00.000-07:00

this HNT doesn't exactly fall into the sexy category, but i thought I'd share a bit of a biological oddity about my self (and for once I'm not talking about my gargantuan penis.)My feet, they're not exactly symmetrical...as a neurotic person nearly on par with Monk, seeing things that are without symmetry irritate me so. but because i can't reshape them to match, all i can do is sit and stare...

Fingering My Wet Hole

2008-08-12T22:28:00.000-07:00

I've been busy lately, stressed mostlyas you may recall from a previous Haiku Friday Post, I've run into a bit of trouble with my condo.it started with a knock on my door, my neighbor from down stairs (who i had never seen until this moment) asked me if i had a water leak.my eyebrow was raisedhe told me that was a problem in his bathroom and it appeared to be related to my unit. seeing as though

Haiku Fridays

2008-08-08T14:03:00.000-07:00

meeting at sevenso boring, I'm half asleepthis chair is comfythe lights are turned downprojector hums hypnoticallyeyelids are heavywrapped up in jacketmy head's resting on my hand...HUH? WHAT? I'M AWAKE!EXILE

2008-08-07T23:05:00.000-07:00

there's a good reason for my lack of blogging...no, i wasn't curing cancer...i wasn't feeding the homeless eitheri've been collecting trophys! it might not make much sense, but i've been spending all my non-work hours trying to collect trophys in Pixle Junk Eden on my PS3. i'm neck and neck with another guy at work and it's all about bragging rights.(it's a nerd thing)hhntThis message was sent

The Ground Was Rumble'n Like Momma's Belly At Da Buffet

2008-07-29T12:29:00.000-07:00

"Preliminary information from the U.S. Geological Survey estimated the quakeat magnitude 5.8, centered 29 miles east-southeast of downtown Los Angelesnear Chino Hills in San Bernardino County... The quake struck at 11:42 a.m.PDT." <> woooo whoooo! rock and roll. being a cali-boy I've gotten used toearthquakes. all things considering, if nothing winds up getting destroyedthey're

Who Are You Calling A Whore?

2008-07-26T21:56:00.000-07:00

This is Paris Hilton.Paris Hilton is often thought of as a moronic, modern-day Marie Antoinette, who's popularity has spread faster than her legs.Modeling, movies (House Of Wax counts as a movie), parties, guest appearances, television, and so on. but of all the things she's done, the most notable (and notorious) was the sex tape: One Night IN Paris (NSFW). it was in that sex tape her slut

Haiku Fridays

2008-07-25T09:18:00.000-07:00

been nine months withoutfinally found a roommatebut there's a problem...Condo below mewater leak from my bathroomneeds major repairsUm, Dear Universe,Please stop fucking me over.Can't take much more, thanks.exile

Spare Some Change

2008-07-23T09:30:00.000-07:00

I've been dragging ass at work all morning, the only solution, a can ofMonster.unfortunately all I had on me is a twenty dollar bill, so I started askingaround for change for the vending machine.Exile- hey Wilbert, can you break a twenty?Wilbert- noExile- What about you Doug? can you break a twenty.Doug- Sorry many, I get paid in checks.Exile- man, how is it that no one here has any cash.Doug-

A Message To Every Woman Out There Who Viciously Insults The Body She Has

2008-07-19T23:02:00.000-07:00

learn from her mistakesExile

Something Horrible Is About to Happen...

2008-07-19T20:37:00.000-07:00

And Horrible is definitely a good thing.Sprinkles turning me on to this earlier this week and it's become one of those "you so have to watch this" things with me. I've been telling everyone about it too, it's hi-larious!the basic plot to the story is this: Dr. Horrible is a love sick aspiring super villain complete with arch Nemeses, Captain Hammer, a super powered Jock. Dr. Horrible's two

Haiku Fridays

2008-07-18T13:54:00.000-07:00

Dad's Chemo went welland no adverse side effects(such a big relief)Still doing fliersDoctor's staff wants to do thembut I need money!weekend to do list:clean shower, write short story,Get "Stardust" TrophiesExile

HNC- Half Nekk'ed Countdown

2008-07-17T23:45:00.000-07:00

Five WeeksFive weeks until Laughlin.Five weeks until the first Laughlin trip since my Dad got cancerFive weeks until Normality is restored to the family againtoday my dad went into his first Chemo appointment. the doctors are very optimistic that these treatments will not only remove the harmful cancer but possibly retard it, making it less of a threat.i could hear it in his voice last nigh that

An Exile Update

2008-07-15T12:13:00.000-07:00

"So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it."~Willy Wonkalately I've been busy, not productive, per se, but busy.-Saturday Night I had the first Burger Night in a long time. it was great, Ihad Sprinkles, The Jeff, the Jeff's his chick, a friend of mine from work(Doug), his wife, and their daughter. it was a so much fun and the PS3 got awork out as well. Doug showed

Exile Industries: Department of Redundancy Department

Getting Past The Past

Don't Let The Holidays Get To You

One Last Good-bye

I Live

Peanut Butter & Sex-Jelly Sandwich

The Most Fun You Can Have With Farm Animals

search never ending.

Don't Mind Me, Just Bored...

Um, Why Would I Want To Fuck Your Crazy Ass?

HND- Half Nekk'ed Driver

Who You Gonna Call?

Not The Kind Of Laid I Was Hoping For

Anon, And On, And On, And On...

Smother's Day

almost convinent

Haiku Friday

If You're Driving I Think I'll Get Out And Walk

back fire

HNCM- Half Nekk'ed Coping Mechanism

Reclaimed

The Ice-cream Has Melted

it's just not fair *update*

Nerdism Embeded

Haiku Fridays

This Left My Blood Boiling

a weighty thought

holy shit! for the first

Can't Save'em All

Me So Thorny

Calibration Frustration

Enjoy Your VD

on a positive note: the

A Slight Distraction

hehehe

Bowl'n Again

Releaving Some Pressure **Update**

On A Positive Note

Laid Out Before You

He’s Only Mostly Dead

On A Positive Note

What’s New In ‘09

Enough Fairy Tales

I'm Drowning

Full Contact Guitar Hero

Haiku Fridays

Decent Into Madness

Haiku Fridays

The Game

Haiku Fridays

A Wanna Be Wishlist

It's November 19th, What's Your Weather Like?

feeling looney?

Viva Lake Elsinore

Dead Space

Grandma's Hero

Meanwhile At Work

haiku fridays

Meanwhile, With the Family...

Greeting From The Edge Of The Earth

How To Have A Garage Sale

Haiku Fridays

HNA- Half Nekk'ed Angel *And The Last Night Of The Contest

Haiku Fridays

HNC- Half Nekk'ed Clothes

Yeah, I've Done That A Million Times

This Commercial Has Been Giving Me The Creeps For Weeks

HNSU- Half Nekk'ed Shut-Up

Well, We Brand Cows So People Know Who They Belong To...

Back Seat Rider

HNC- Half Nekk'ed Contest!

Shag?

Haiku Fridays

HNB- Half Nekk'ed Belly

Broke And Broken

Have You Scored Lately?

Haiku Fridays

Haiku Fridays

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

Haiku Fridays

it's just not fair update

Releaving Some Pressure Update