Oh Sweet God Why? Why Must I Be Tagged Thusly.

Yes, I was tagged by Mitzee, yes, I'm posting a survey on my blog.
If you have seen my soul please return it to:
Exile509
c/o Exile Industries
Santa Ana, Ca 92704


What was I doing 10 years ago?

Learning to drive, setting up our new snake's tank (Herb), and making no progress with Jennifer Stewart (my best friend who I was in love with. bleck)

What was I doing 5 years ago?

Living on the floor of my friend's apartment, I was sleeping with her because I didn't have money for rent.

What was I doing yesterday?

Aside from porn? Um... it was Sunday, I think just the porn. Oh, I made a phone call or two, I think.

What am I doing today?

Today I must be productive. I will work, then I will straighten up my apartment, then pack, THEN porn.

Five snacks I enjoy:

nutty bars, burgers, pizza, meat loaf, and brownies! (there's a dirty joke that I won't tell, but would fit perfectly here)

Five bands I like:

1. Tenacious D
2. Weird Al Yankovic
3. Sum 41
4. Foo Fighters
5. Gorillaz


Five things I would do with a million dollars:

1. Hire to prostitutes to fight each other
2. Buy a home in a small town where is snows on Christmas
3. Enslave the unfortunate
4. Buy Herb a lady snake (money can't buy love, but it can rent it.)
5. Properly bribe the airlines so I could have free flights any where I want in the world when ever I choose (black out dates apply)

Five locations I would like to run away to: (I suppose these answers will depend on the severity of the crime I've committed.)

1. Toronto (my Canadian minions will lay down their lives to guard me even though they rarely comment any more *sniffle*)
2. A little cabana in Mexico where I will serve drinks, bbq, and hopefully have a cute girl to work the tables (serving drinks... Well, maybe)
3. New Orleans (never been, but I have some beads)
4. IN & OUT (what? I'm hungry!)
5. The Playboy Mansion (can you blame me?)
(o)(o) + (_!_) = happy


Five bad habits:

1. Indecisive
2. Blurting out inappropriate comments
3. Hateing children (is that a bad habit or bad hobby?)
4. I interrupt people when they're talking (yes, I'm that asshole)
5. I'm getting to be a germ-a-phobe

Five things I like doing:

1. Not filling out surveys
2. Having sex
3. Snowboarding
4. Having sex again (2nds any one?)
5. rock'n out while driving


Five TV shows I like: (I assume this is of all time)

1. Babylon 5
2. Quantum Leap
3. Married With Children
4. South Park
5. Family Guy

I would like to meet: (finally, not a list of 5)

I'd like to meet Matt Stone & Trey Parker (they're technically one person.)

Biggest joys in my life at the moment:

I just bought a condo! Yay for me! And I've got a roommate all picked out, so no stress on that.

Five favorite toys: (hehehe, I'll refrain)

1. Lightning Reaction (zappy fun, I'll update this with a link when I can)
2. Internet (informative and it brings me porn)
3. My Game Cube (boys and their video games)
4. Drunken Jenga (I modified the hell out of it)
5. Women (what? I like playing with them)

Five people to tag: (yeah yeah, I'm a whore)

The Blonde (I'm mainly looking forward to the toy questions)
...And that's why god hates kittens (do this list some justice)
Meg (her's will be a billion times better than mine)
Simply Satisfied (just to see if she reads my stuff)
tblue (cause he's, um, he's on my list of blogs that I read or something)


Any other hoops you need me to jump through? hehehe

Exile

Original_exile@hotmail.com