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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Tagged by the Queen

I'm a bit torn, i was tagged, and we all know how i feel about that, but i also have nothing to write. So i guess i can thank QOA for giving me something to write about.


7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die

1. Finish writing my book (there are many in the works, but one that must be finished).
2. See one of my scripts actually turn into a movie.
3. Have a job that i actually enjoy going to. (writer/gigalo?)
4. Be a hero. (cape optional)
5. Have one of my inventions/ideas become so widely used that nearly every household in America will have one.
6. Be truly happy. (very few people, if any, ever pull this one off.)
7. Have sex with a porn star (to have my skills rated by a professional.)


7 Things I Cannot Do

1. Understand why people have children
2. Let go of the past
3. Walk on water (the water shoes i designed were a failure)
4. Be spontaneous and impulsive
5. "Forgive and Forget"
6. Speak another language (straight D's in Spanish taught me that one)
7. Reach... (What? Every one tries it.)


7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex

1. Smarts
2. Silliness
3. Openness (physically and emotionally)
4. Sense of Humor
5. Well kept body (clean, groomed, maintained, etc.)
6. Ambitious (being a couch potato & wall flower all the time gets old)
7. Adventurous (willing to try new things *wink*)


7 Things That I Say Most Often

1. "um..."
2. "Technically"
3. "Monkey spunk"
4. "Gay sauce"
5. "Well fuck my uncle"
6. "Well yeah, if you want to use logic"
7. "Meh"


7 Do-able Hotties of the Blogger World (this was Celebrity Crushes, but there are some very do-able bloggers out there. No particular order.)

1. Mitzee
2. Jezebelle
3. Becca
4. Mel
5. QOA
6. The Blonde
7. _________ (this space is reserved for Shora, between her man and her Lesbiana there's no room for Exile. *sigh*)


7 (or more) People I Want To Do This
(um... Everyone who would do this has already done it... I think i was the last in the blogger universe to get tagged)


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6 Comments:

  • bec- i could have tagged you, but i know that you would have never done it (i know you too well).

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, October 25, 2005 6:53:00 PM  

  • bec- if i wear the cape, i wear only the cape, hehehe

    pretend?

    you've never heard me say those things? that's gay sauce

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, October 25, 2005 7:56:00 PM  

  • You know, part of the fun of tagging you is knowing how you feel about it. Hee!

    People have children because they get knocked up or are the knocker. Trust me. It's not always a voluntary experience.

    And yet, after they become a 24/7 pooping machine? You can't imagine your life any other way. It's a big conspiracy, actually....ripping your heart from your body and forever putting inside some short person who doesn't really take very good care of it....

    By Blogger Beth, at Wednesday, October 26, 2005 7:20:00 AM  

  • i LOVE QOA's redition of "why"...there's more reasons...all debatable...course this world is a horrid place for them...i can only HOPE they don't reproduce themselves...it's only getting worse.

    nice sevens.....learn something new everyday. ;)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, October 26, 2005 9:18:00 AM  

  • Aw, thanks sweetie. This old broad is terribly flattered.

    Now... I wanna see you HNT tomorrow!

    By Blogger Shora, at Wednesday, October 26, 2005 9:23:00 AM  

  • QOA- that's it, tease the monkey, he won't possibly throw that at you.... hehehe. we have the same view on children, they're the worst STD you can catch. (i love the way you put it though, "24/7 pooping machine..." and "ripping your heart out and putting inside some short person who really doesn't take very good care of it." you know me so well...)

    mitzee- of course there are there's: drunk, "i thought you were on the pill," "what do you mean you didn't pull out," the list just goes on and on...

    shora- old? you mean live'n la Dirty Thirties

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, October 26, 2005 1:10:00 PM  

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