Surprise

I like good surprises, it's not like i get them all that often (or ever really), but it's always nice. Like "oh wow, a dollar in my jeans!" or "you're drunk enough to do that? Ok!"

Recently i had one that was really cool, it was a second hand compliment.

A Second Hand Compliment, for those who do not know, is a compliment given to you indirectly. Often times this statement was never intended for your ears. (this makes it all the better, almost truer*).

The second hand compliment I'm referring to involved my cute lesbian friend Gina. What had happened was Gina and i were going out to a warehouse party that night and so i went to her apartment to pick her up. When i go there i met (ok pay attention) Gina's girlfriend, Amy, and her girlfriend. The have an open relationship on Amy's end of things. So i come over and i meet the girls, now Amy isn't down with guys (aside from the lesbian thing) because she fears that one will steal Gina. (Gina had been with guys, Amy has not. So Amy doesn't know how disappointing men can be).

After an awkward moment or two (Gina sat me in front of a video game so i wouldn't say anything dumb... Smart girl) Amy and her girl took off for their date. Needless to say Gina and i went out shortly after and partied the night away (until the puking, the shooting, the cops, and the lock down. Long story, it need a diff entry.)

About a week later Gina calls me up and tells me about a little conversation the girls had when i wasn't there. She told me that not only did Amy get a little jealous that i was "going out" with Gina, but Amy's Girlfriend thought i was really cute. She also told me that they accused her of hanging out with me to get Amy jealous so she'd dump her girlfriend.

(Oh that's it baby, stroke that ego.)

Good times, good times.

In case you're wondering, yes Gina is still with Amy, Amy is still with the Girlfriend, and no i have not had sex with Gina. (Everyone seems to over look the fact that she's a Lesbian, they only like penis when a woman is wearing one.)


*I like to make up words.


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