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Exile Industries: Department of Redundancy Department

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Desperate Time Call For Desperate Measures

Ok, I figured this room for rent ad would get a response or two:

I am renting out a room in the Elsinore area; the unit has a fully furnished
living room, washer/dryer in unit, and unlimited pool/Jacuzzi access. The room
is 11 by 13, vaulted ceilings, huge mirrored closet, and "private bathroom."

I'm a straight male, 25 years old. I have no prejudices toward different
lifestyles (gay, lesbian, bi, or Canadian) so long as the rent is on time and
there's no drama there's no problems. I'm willing to take an outside smoker and
caged animals (with in reason) are ok. The unit is min. From the I-15 and quiet.

If you're a clean reliable person please reply.

i figured I'd find some one that was like a Californian version of Clacky and that might be acceptable...
this is the response I got:
I'm a pretty normal gay guy. I like watching gang bang movies in the
living room though...
*slaps hand to forehead*
(Did anyone else know that Jason was moving to California?)



Exile

Original_exile@hotmail.com

posted by exile at 10/12/2005 09:02:00 PM

15 Comments:

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....I'm fucking killing myself laughing....listen he's a KEEPER...hUmOuR and gay, You're GAY TOO, so it's all good! kick it with him! jk jk jk...italian thing, but seriously......you'll "take CANADIANS"....you'd take me in a second no? so BOO YAH!

    call him....if he's anything like Jason you'll have no worries, he HATES sex....just likes porn...harmless good fun. xoxo

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 7:13:00 AM  

  • You should advertise:

    1) Free map to celebrities' houses
    2) $5 off day-pass to Disneyland
    3) Free high speed internet to access www.gay.com (no entertaining, just traveling).
    4) Love lesbians, hate cats.
    5) Bi is ok, but you really should make up your mind

    By Blogger Jason, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 7:36:00 AM  

  • mitzee- first you say i'm gay, then you say i'd still take you. well doesn't someone think awfully high of her self? (you can tell how serious i was with this ad)

    jason- #5 is fucking great

    (but #4 will exclude all the lesbians, after all, any woman who isn't having sex with a man seems to want a cat...)

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 1:27:00 PM  

  • i'm not having sex with a man...and i don't want a cat.
    and i'd tell u to go fuck yourself...but u alredy know i'm thinking it, right? good.

    maybe u and clacker can start a "i hate mitzZee club"....with love, Mitz.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 4:26:00 PM  

  • mitzee- not even a brazilian cat?
    (yeah, of all the mitzee clubs, i think you're going to want me in the wuv club)

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 4:39:00 PM  

  • you're so cocky!
    brazilian club...hmmmmm
    perhaps i already own a brazilian cat.....i'll show u wuv, mofo.
    in your face! :P

    now, go sleep on the couch! GAY!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 5:59:00 PM  

  • ha ha ha...I LOVED your ad! And holy shit..that' a pussy and a pumpkin in one crazy picture! I wonder if there's a market out there for such things? A gourd fetish perhaps?

    By Blogger Jezebelle, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 6:06:00 PM  

  • mitzee- you love my cocky, can't get enough of it.

    jez- dar'lyn there's a fetish for everything. think of any sick or depraved act and there's a website for it. and if you look closely you'll see mitzee at that website.

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 6:34:00 PM  

  • HAHA! Your description of desired roomate seemed very reasonable. Loved how Canadian was a lifestyle. It's true. So in moves Jason?

    By Blogger sirbarrett, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 6:46:00 PM  

  • sirbarret- well, maybe lifestyle doesn't fit. many people are born canadian and don't realize till much later. they find themselves drawn to hocky sticks and pucks. (tale tell signs of children who may be canadian are them dressing in maple leaf uniforms). the politically correct term is "hoser-sexual".

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 7:30:00 PM  

  • actually jez - u may find exile at your local gay bar...i hear he secretly frequents the Canadian west coast to hide out from his "friends" in Cali, he's a closet homo...it happens, i'm trying to bring him out...but it's hard.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, October 14, 2005 7:59:00 AM  

  • I love hoser-sexual.

    By Blogger Jason, at Friday, October 14, 2005 11:16:00 AM  

  • mitzee- i'm sorry, what did you say lesbiana? (wait a second...) um, yeah, maybe you should have as much sex as possible with me to bring me around or something (yeah yeah, but if it gets me laid...)

    jason- you're a hoser-sexual

    By Blogger exile, at Friday, October 14, 2005 1:51:00 PM  

  • lesbiana won't work on me since jason invented it and i actually like it.
    sex is good.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, October 14, 2005 7:39:00 PM  

  • mitzee- why yes, sex is goo. And would you look at that, the sky is blue!

    By Blogger exile, at Friday, October 14, 2005 9:35:00 PM  

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