The Pumpkin Poem
I just can’t think of a reason,
not to enjoy the Halloween season.
Personally, I take pleasure in all the funk’n,
When it comes to carving the pumpkin.
There's no way one could be bored,
when they're playing with their gourd.
First you start with a pumpkin so special,
One that would appreciate a Halloween facial.
Next take off it’s top and get it to open wide,
Then push your hands deep inside.
If you go too fast it might start dripping,
So use your other hand to keep it from tipping.
This is messy work, if you get the gist,
But if you do it right you’ll be in past your wrist.
Next you need to think about the eyes,
Because no matter what they say it is about the size.
But don’t take to long, cause you gotta go south,
The tricky part is working the mouth.
Some find it easier to work from underneath,
But for the love of god MIND THOSE TEETH.
Now you can stuff it with your candle,
Give it the biggest one it can handle.
If you’ve done everything that you’ve read,
You should have gotten some great pumpkin head.
11 Comments:
this poem has sexual innuendos written all over it.
i'm totally shocked.
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, October 12, 2005 6:01:00 PM
like the punchline to a one-eyed-prostitute joke, "you didn't see it comming..."
By exile, at Wednesday, October 12, 2005 6:54:00 PM
Wow. Maybe you should carve pumpkins at my house...
By Beth, at Wednesday, October 12, 2005 7:04:00 PM
i'd carve more than pumpkins
(that was supposed to sound flirtatious, not psychotic...)
By exile, at Wednesday, October 12, 2005 8:13:00 PM
psycho! perverted psycho! lmao!!
By Anonymous, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 7:14:00 AM
LOL So taken.
By Beth, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 11:37:00 AM
mitzee- that's what won you over
QOA- i put the pump in pumpkin
By exile, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 1:29:00 PM
Is this an original? So many visuals! I'm struck dumb by the brillance of it, and the lewdness. Good work!
By sirbarrett, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 6:50:00 PM
sir- acctually if you click on the pic it will take you to the flickr account of the girls who do these pics. hot lesbi-ana action
By exile, at Thursday, October 13, 2005 7:28:00 PM
nice. I was actually talking about the poem, but I'm always up for browsing hot lesbiana action.
By sirbarrett, at Saturday, October 15, 2005 1:50:00 PM
sir- ahhh, yeah, i came up with the poem on my lunch (if i could make a career at writing greeting cards...) i thought you meant the pic, thanks for the kudos.
By exile, at Saturday, October 15, 2005 3:08:00 PM
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