dunk of may ass and posting

y3eah, i definately got my clock cleaned at the texas hold'em tournament. yeah, guess if i lost my 2o bucks?

doesn't matter, i made everyone else lose their money. i rode 20 bucks for over 4 hours. i kick ass.

i rock.

btw, next time someone tells me "all in" i still have the right to fold. yeah, gotta remember that.

i'm a sucker, patrone rocks, and dude, i talked some mad shit. it's funny, i really don't give a shit about poker, but i'll be good god-damn'ed if i don't kick ass at talk'n smack.

so, if you kids are wondering abo0tu the status of my condo, i've signed the five billion form, i dropped the cash, and i own my own home. here's the floor plan. (does anyone desire my unit? it's quite big...)


man am is sauced. it's all good though. i'm watching daria and about to peruse the finest porn the internet has to offer. could i be talking about steak and cheese.com? of fuck yeah i am. btw, kudos to "... and that's why god hates kittens" for the Mr. Hands vid. nothing like seeing a guy take it like a champ from a horse to brighten up your day.

ugh, i have a helth issue now. i woke this moring with a bit of an ache in my jaw. now i seem to not be able to close my teeth together, chew or even drink. (who am i kidding abotu the drinking, hehehe) i swear, between my jaw and my finger... let's jus tsay that i have the same ailments of the modern male prostitute without the money.

...

why does it always turn to male prostitution? am i loooking to pay rent? hehehe...
(i shall cry now)

btw, this is for you, i'm sorry...
(if you're wondering why i've been in such a foul mood lately, let's just say instrospection is bad.)

(does anyone ever click on my links?)


Exile

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