No Really Does Mean No

Any one who read Where The Red Fern Grows in school may remember the way the Billy caught his first raccoon. (Pay attention PSB). What he had done was bore a hole into an old log by the river bank, then drove nails into the sides of the log making barbs in the hole. For bait he left a shiny piece of tin at the bottom. Sure enough the raccoon reached into the hole and the nail sunk into his little raccoon arm.

"A wonderful story, but what does this have to do with rape prevention," you ask?

excellent question.

I guess a woman in South Africa realized that rapists and raccoons have not only the same moral fiber, but are also just as easily trapped.

That's right it's the Anti-rape (female) condom. Designed like a regular female condom this thing just chills in the "cha-cha" and waits. If a perpetrator of this most heinous of crimes decides to attack a well equipped woman he's in for some bad news bears. Ya see, the rapex doesn't scratch, doesn't cut, but digs in with spiny barbs of doom. They are embedded so well that it must be surgically removed.

While the thought of having something like that embedded in my wang is quite the skin crawling idea I'm personally all for it. They mention that this may make the man violent to find that he's trapped by the Venus-penis-trap, but all things considering a woman can get over a punch better than rape. Besides, I don't' think too many guys can do much fighting with his "Mr Happy" trapped in the "iron maiden."

I personally endorse this concept, but ladies, for the love of god, don't forget it's in there!

For the full story click here, oh, and it has a slide show on the article as well.


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