Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain

I am the great and powerful OZ!

Well, I'm not really that great...
and I don't have much power
and I don't' have much to do with oz either.

Anyways, after numerous requests I have decided to reveal unto the world what I really look like.


Many of you may already imagine me looking like this (based on my writing):




Or even like this:




But actually this is me. You can see what I look like in a monkey suit with a monkey (it's fun to say monkey):




I'm also sure many of the ladies out there (and clacky) were wondering if in any of these pictures if they'd see if I'm "well hung" then you're in luck:




And finally I leave you with my personal contribution to HNT. This is why you don't leave me to my own devices when I'm bored. Needless to say the life guard was unhappy with my art:



I feel so dirty now...


Exile

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