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Monday, August 29, 2005

God Bitch Slaps The South, Film At 11


Katrina says hi
Originally uploaded by Exile509.
All joking aside I'm really at a loss for words for this one. The picture you're looking at was from this morning (10:00 am Cali time), and it didn't stop there. The last picture I saw the hurricane had stretched from Florida to Texas.

I talked to my friend Becca in Mississippi last night and she told me the radius of this thing is 150 miles. Where the eye is supposed to stop is 180 miles from her, so she's expecting tornados...

Expecting tornados? WTF? Maybe I'm a sheltered Cali boy, but we freak when we're expecting rain. Earlier today 145 mph winds shredded the front of a hotel...

And these hurricanes have happened there before? Fuck that, I'll stick to my earthquakes.

posted by exile at 8/29/2005 06:56:00 PM

14 Comments:

  • mississippi burnin.....i'm DONE. i never get hurricanes rippin my roof off and taking me to oz. fuckin mother nature can suck my ass

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, August 29, 2005 7:39:00 PM  

  • wow, scary shit. i always wonder how people are so brave in the face of tornadoes and hurricane and stuff. we worry about floods and haze and mini mini earthquakes here. tsunami was the nearest hit on my neighbors.
    but it gets f*cking hot here.
    there!! my first posting here and i am such a bore, now you can bite me.

    By Blogger mistipurple, at Monday, August 29, 2005 8:01:00 PM  

  • i found u MISTI! i'm always finding YOU! SMUACKS as Caracola says! hehehe.....yes, it is terrible...i was being a total asswipe up above....becuz i'm in a FOUL mood....but really i'm praying for everyone. i really am.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, August 29, 2005 8:04:00 PM  

  • I've been through 4 tornados in my lifetime, and I LIVED THROUGH THEM. Of course, they ARE an awful lot like the movie Twister....

    By Blogger Beth, at Monday, August 29, 2005 8:23:00 PM  

  • oh the tragedy of the south...those poor people...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 30, 2005 7:24:00 AM  

  • I hope my beloved New Orleans French Quarter comes through it ok. I wuv New Orleans. Let's go there instead of Vegas! Assuming it's not underwater of course.

    By Blogger Shora, at Tuesday, August 30, 2005 11:59:00 AM  

  • Eh. Tornados make us stronger. Plus, it makes for an interesting day....

    By Blogger Beth, at Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:10:00 PM  

  • Update: i finally got in contact with Becca, she's ok, except for the pecan tree that ripped her kitchen a new one. they also have ZERO power, they're using their cars as power stations for their cell phones. she had to cut her dog out of the laundry room with a saw. The whole area is pretty beat, but luckily it's one of those small towns where all the neighbors help eachother. it's like one big family (ironically it's the south so it kinda is...)

    misti- it was good for your first time, don't worry, you still get a bitting.

    mitzee- they're going to be fine, but it's a huge hit. and what is the first thing californians complain about? gass prices going up (katrina took out all the rigs)

    QOA- like twister? you mean lots of bad acting and a plot so thin you could see through it? oh, and if it takes a tornado to make your day interesting you really need to move. hehehe

    ali- cheers to that

    shora- um, zero that. it will take nearly a month just to get power to the area, it's gonna be a long time till you can get toppless on burbon street again.

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:23:00 PM  

  • thx for the update and shora can just go topless friday at the pool....shit we all can! NOT!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:44:00 PM  

  • mitzee- dont' tease, i was hoping for a topless canadian photo as my christmas card. after all, it's legal in toronto to be topless

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, August 30, 2005 2:35:00 PM  

  • Poor, poor New Orleans
    Now there's no boobies to see
    Beat off? Sure why not!

    So what is this "earth quake" you speak of?

    By Blogger God Hates Kittens, at Wednesday, August 31, 2005 5:00:00 AM  

  • ghk- 1st off, i know you well enough to know that as long as there is a child in pain you'll have plenty of things to beat off too.
    2ndly, an earthquake, hmmmm... ok, you know when you're disposing of a body and you're grinding up the identifyable part in the garbage disposal and it jams causing the entire counter to shake? it's like that, but the ground.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, August 31, 2005 11:26:00 AM  

  • pf- we're just kidding, the best is a bathtub full of acid.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, August 31, 2005 1:56:00 PM  

  • gypsy- well, you did get some morning wood, unfortunately it was from the pecan tree that's now in your kitchen. hehehe. i have to say, as far as homeless blogging goes, you're doing it in style. yeah, they get your bacon shake'n

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, September 01, 2005 5:16:00 PM  

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