HND- Half Nekk'ed Driver

Updating my blog? that's crazy talk.

Updating my Driver's Licence? even Crazier!

my first licence pic was done when i was sixteen. now, nearly thirteenly years later they finally made snap a new one. (guess they needed to update the Sexy Index for california).

So this HNT i decided to show the old and the new.

The Old:


The New:


BTW, that is not a double chin, i just didn't shave that day and it created a shadow (you belive me, right?)


On a Postitive Note: i was in and out of the DMV in less that 45 min. that was awsome.



Exile

HNCM- Half Nekk'ed Coping Mechanism

So, the wage slave's life continues...

last weekend i spent the day refinishing the coping on my parents swimming pool.

essentially i spent the entire day on my knees (calm down Polt) with my ass in the air (i said calm down Polt) grinding and sweating (CALM THE F*** DOWN POLT!)

so this HNT i thought i'd show you exactly what i looked like "wired" into my work.

Knee pads, check.

Belt sander, check.

extension cord tied to belt, check.

beat up hat, check.

MP3 Player, check.

now for those not in the know, the coping is the are of the pool my left foot is on. and after crawling laps around the pool numerous times. (once with a scraper, once with the belt sander, then the regular sander, yadda yadda) i realized i crawled the equivalent of a football field that day...

all that for $12 and hour and two IN & Out burgers

HHNT

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HNA- Half Nekk'ed Angel *And The Last Night Of The Contest

Seeing as though the hills by my house are on fire, again, and i passed out flyers while it was snowing ash, i'm not up to snap anything too fancy tonight.

So instead i will share my last family outing to the Angles' game.


for those of you who don't know, the Anaheim Angles are a team Disney bought in order to cover up for the mistake of buying the Mighty Ducks (quack). Well, my Dad happens to be a huge fan of the boys in red, well, red and white, so he i usually heading up there for a game. (he went to the world series when the Angels played in it)

My dad has always seemed to have luck with getting tickets. When he had his construction business he did work on a bunch of the Angles' homes in the area (he did the landscaping on million dollar homes.) so these guys were always giving my dad stuff, signed baseballs, jerseys, and tickets. Brian Harvey was probably the most generous of the guys, usually hooking my dad up with either seats behind the dug out, or posters with the team's autographs.

now that my dad is working out here (yes, even with chemo he's still working, the show off) he's still getting choice seats from his boss (another huge fan.)

last week my dad called me to take me out to the ball game (i asked for peanuts and cracker jacks), and i figured what the heck.

we arrived at the game and he was all happy like a kid who just got out of class on Friday without homework, and when we found the seats i could see why.



yeah, that white line in the grass, that's the first base line. it was like watching really ultra hi-def television (except the only thing on was baseball.)

now, admittedly i'm not much of a baseball fan. usually i'll ask my dad questions at nausea, but he likes that i put in the effort.

we only took a small group, but look how happy my dad was to have us all at the game.

in order Left to right:
My Dad (he was smiling really big in the first picture, but i thought this one was better.)
My Mom (drunk)
A Drunk guy that was hitting on my mom's cousin
My Mom's cousin (also drunk

it was fun, but my favorite part of the night was me drinking the whole time for free!

i pulled it off using the pattened Exile Flirt & Fall (yes, i have a patten.)
what i did was i went to the beer bar thing and ordered beers for the family (i'm such a giver.) while there i flirted with the older, overweight, black girl behind the counter (she loved it.) they told me i could only take so many beers at a time so i playfully pouted and took my beers. upon my return i splashed a bit of beer on myself (why don't they put lids on these things) and so i went back to the counter to order one for my self. while there i told them i dumped my beer and i was very sadding. they said just bring back the empty cup and they'll refill it. so i went, grabbed a random cup, brought it to the bar and they gave me a brand new beer (that i never paid for) in a brand new cup (instead of the one i found on the floor.)

stolen beer tastes better.

after that beer and numerous others (my mom and her cousin kept buying me beer) i was pretty toasted. so by the fifth inning i whipped out the camera phone, unfurled my monkey and snapped my HNT pic


yes, that is an official rally monkey... with a tail wang.

after the churro, the rest of the night was a blur. i know i tried to talk some kid into giving me his popcorn, then i passed out in the car on the way home.

Btw, i think the Angles lost, but at least they all had fun... oh, and made shit loads of money for sucking. hehehe




Exile's Sex Contest

Ok, tonight is the final night of the HNT Contest. in light of that i am reposting the contest (because some of you are too lazy to click a link) for you to have one more shot at guessing (although, you're allowed to guess as many times as you'd like.)



Here's How it works: I'm going to list out a bunch of Facts about yours truly. weaved in are Five out right lies. all you have to do to win is guess all five lies (or more than anyone else) and leave your answers in the comments along with an HNT theme.

Hint~ there are no "trick truths," for example if i say I masturbate every day, I'm not going to say "it's not true because i don't do it every single day." it's true enough.


Exile's Sex Contest

1. Once while getting a blow job i "twinged" and headbutted a shelf nearly giving myself a concussion.
2. I went to a BDSM club once, and flogged a girl that was tied to a rack.
3. I've graced the pages of the Other HNT
4. I'm a member of the Mile High Club
5. moments after having sex with a girl she called her boyfriend to reconfirm their trip to San Francisco that he was paying for.
6. during a heavy make out session a booger made its way out of my nose and, well you get the picture...
7. I gave a girl a black eye during sex
8. the first girl i had sex with was a "friends with benefits" situation that i broke off when she started falling for me.
9. I've had sex with a pregnant chick
10. after a night of sex i was sleeping with a girl that kept farting, so i took her pillow and stuffed it against her butt.
11. I've participated in a threesome
12. while going down on a girlfriend she farted. i coughed.
13. i was getting head while watching a trivia show and exactly the wrong moment i answered one of the questions
14. I've had sex at work
15. while going down on a girlfriend her cat jumped up on the bed and sniffed my naked ass.
16. I've had sex in my parents Jacuzzi in the middle of the day while they were home
17. i used to sleep with an ugly chick in exchange for rent
18. I've never had sex with someone else while in a relationship
19. i have never told a girl i loved her just to have sex with her
20. a girl told me she would never sex with me again because my wang was too big
21. pigtails are huge turn off for me
22. i only go down on girls that i love
23. i rearended a car while fingering a girl in my passenger seat
24. I've had sex with twenty five different women
25. i don't really like strip clubs

Seeing as though this is the last night i have to remind you that cheating is totally encouraged. "how do i cheat" you ask? well first off, don't ask to cheat, that's just silly. just go back through the answers everyone else has given, while i say who got what right, i do say what precent they did...

good luck little monkeys!



Exile

HNC- Half Nekk'ed Clothes

holy crap, it's Thursday!

damn, i completely forgot.
so, while i am just throwing together a quicky HNT (which has no Nekk'ed to it), i figure i should also extend the HNT contest one more week.

it's the least i can do for all you happy peppy people.


this HNT i chose to show off my new "go'n out duds."

here's my regular gear:


and here's me after a nearly $200 shopping spree to get back into the dating world again:

new shoes
new pants
new shirt

same exile


OK, kids, like i said before, i'm extending the deadline for my HNT contest one more week. IF YOU'VE ALREADY VOTED GO BACK AND VOTE AGAIN, and feel free to look at everyone else's answers to help you cheat.(it's only cheating if you get caught!)

Click Here to go to the contest post.



Exile

HNSU- Half Nekk'ed Shut-Up

Ok, at the ripe old age of twenty-eight i think i might be finally learning something that i should have learned years ago.

the lesson? simple:
Some times i need to learn to shut the fuck up.

yup, i know you're all thinking "um, we could have told you that," and i'm sure you also know the line for such a "tell'n" is quite long. but the truth is i really do need to stop talking.

here just a few examples:


1. as you may recall, i have been collecting used toner cartridges to recycle for credit at the office supply store for my nefarious purposes. i've been doing it for over a year now, and i've gotten quite good at it. the shipping department calls me every time someone leaves one on the dock for recycling. even the janitor fishes them out of the trash for me.

well, yesterday i thought i'd be crafty and ask the office assistant from the other office to save them for me.

She asked why.
i told her because i recycle them.
she asked why i go through the trouble.
i told her i get little coupons.
she asked what they were for.
i said they were for three dollars off at Office Depot (staples got all gay about it.)
she said that sounds great and that she'd run it past the new company owner...

shit. as you can guess, the owner of the company had the "hey, i have an idea" and has now decreed that he wants all the toner from both companies collected so he can get the money for them. yeah, this guy just installed a 40 inch, 1080p LCD flat screen TV in his office because sometimes he gets bored, and he's going to take away my toner cartridges!

*sigh* if i had just said "i'm just saving the planet," i would have two companies worth of toner cartridges, now i have none. oh well, at least the guys on the dock and the janitor haven't heard about this... yet.


2. i started talking to a girl who wanted me to be completely honest with her. i agreed. then she mentioned that she had made a "no sex vow" to herself. now, a rational guy would have evaluated the situation, and just kept their opinion to themselves. instead, i told her how i felt about "no sex vows" and basically blew any chance i had at tricking this girl into sex. (yes, that's where i am right now.)


3. there was this girl at work that i really liked who i knew was very religious. i noticed that she started liking me a bit, and i was quite happy with the results. now, had i just shut the hell up about my religious background i'm sure i could have slithered my way into a relationship with her. now all i'm getting is a bi-weekly bible beating.


So this HNT i'm finally going to do what you've all been hoping for, I'm Shutting The Fuck Up!

(for at least five Min)


Wait a tick! maybe the problem isn't not shutting up, i just need to quit being so damn honest! hmmmm....


HHNT!


Oh, and my little minions, don't forget to keep throwing in your guesses into my HNT contest. you're always welcome to try again and again. plenty of people have thrown their guesses in, but no one has gone over 40% correct. so click and vote! you know you wanna
Exile

HNC- Half Nekk'ed Contest!

So, this was going to be my HNT post this week.

So I'm walking out on the receiving dock at work and i noticed this phone all covered in cob webs.



it took me a moment to process it, but look at the cost to make a call!

since when did pay phones cost fifty cents? yeesh, i remember when pay phones were only fifteen cents. (i had to use them a lot because my mom used to forget me at school all the time.)

HHNT

am i serious? how lame would i have to be to do a "i can't believe how old i am HNT" post?

Yeesh

OK, so clearly I've run out of ideas, so I'm going to call out to my loyal minions with a little HNT contest.


Here's How it works: I'm going to list out a bunch of Facts about yours truly. weaved in are Five out right lies. all you have to do to win is guess all five lies (or more than anyone else) and leave your answers in the comments along with an HNT theme.

Hint~ there are no "trick truths," for example if i say I masturbate every day, I'm not going to say "it's not true because i don't do it every single day." it's true enough.


Exile's Sex Contest

1. Once while getting a blow job i "twinged" and headbutted a shelf nearly giving myself a concussion.
2. I went to a BDSM club once, and flogged a girl that was tied to a rack.
3. I've graced the pages of the Other HNT
4. I'm a member of the Mile High Club
5. moments after having sex with a girl she called her boyfriend to reconfirm their trip to San Francisco that he was paying for.
6. during a heavy make out session a booger made its way out of my nose and, well you get the picture...
7. I gave a girl a black eye during sex
8. the first girl i had sex with was a "friends with benefits" situation that i broke off when she started falling for me.
9. I've had sex with a pregnant chick
10. after a night of sex i was sleeping with a girl that kept farting, so i took her pillow and stuffed it against her butt.
11. I've participated in a threesome
12. while going down on a girlfriend she farted. i coughed.
13. i was getting head while watching a trivia show and exactly the wrong moment i answered one of the questions
14. I've had sex at work
15. while going down on a girlfriend her cat jumped up on the bed and sniffed my naked ass.
16. I've had sex in my parents Jacuzzi in the middle of the day while they were home
17. i used to sleep with an ugly chick in exchange for rent
18. I've never had sex with someone else while in a relationship
19. i have never told a girl i loved her just to have sex with her
20. a girl told me she would never sex with me again because my wang was too big
21. pigtails are huge turn off for me
22. i only go down on girls that i love
23. i rearended a car while fingering a girl in my passenger seat
24. I've had sex with twenty five different women
25. i don't really like strip clubs


there ya go kids, twenty are true, five are lies.
good luck
have fun
and don't use on unexplained calf pain.

btw, the contest ends OCTOBER 2nd, so if you don't get your guess in by then though noogies.


Exile

Haiku Fridays

all week my friend Doug from work has been talking about going into the
men's room and being hit by the colossal stench of a coworkers duce.

he was a ground zero when it was unleashed, this Haiku Friday is dedicated
to him...

evil incarnate
from the bowels of Satan
that shit really stunk

don't know what he ate
a sardine and prune smoothie?
I see paint peeling

stink title is lost
jealousy, thy name is Doug
(he has poo envy)

exile

HNB- Half Nekk'ed Belly

Ok, this pic didn't turn out nearly as good as i wanted (because my camera phone isn't the best at far away stuff) but here's my belly

if you look closely you'll see black marks on my shorts, those are from the tires on the cars i've been putting fliers on... and above the shorts? well, that's my spare tire





HHNT



Exile

HNW- Half Nekk'd Wad

this is my wad

to mos people this is just an ordinary wad of yellow paper. but for me is it tangeble proof that i am selling my dignity.

as some of you know in order to make ends meet i have taken on a night job passing out flyers. it's not an easy job, but i get more money than if i just went home and enjoyed my time off (sigh).

on monday (which should have been my day off) i was out passing out flyers. at some point in the 500 cars i hit i put one on a jeep owned by some dick. reason i can assume he's a dick is that instead of just tossing out the flyer he wadded it up, drove be, and beaned me right in the ass with it.

i've been hit by car doors, threatened, and offerd lucrative careers in pyramid scheems, but this was a new low...

so this HNT i decided to shoot my wad in my hand, that way this little story would have atleast one kind of happy ending.

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HNS- Half Nekk'd Symmetry

this HNT doesn't exactly fall into the sexy category, but i thought I'd share a bit of a biological oddity about my self (and for once I'm not talking about my gargantuan penis.)

My feet, they're not exactly symmetrical...


as a neurotic person nearly on par with Monk, seeing things that are without symmetry irritate me so. but because i can't reshape them to match, all i can do is sit and stare...

after years of observation i realized something, while they do not match each other, they do match something else.

see how the toes on the left foot go in order (smallest to largest)? that is just like my Mom's feet. the right foot on the other hand, that is just like my dad's foot. save for size differences, if i match them to each of my parents they nearly make a symmetrical pair. (and yes, i have done this, but i don't have a picture. they think I'm weird enough).

it's kinda funny, not only did i get equal parts of their personalities, (analytical from my dad, silliness from my mom), but i got their feet too.

HHNT


Exile

HNC- Half Nekk'ed Countdown

Five Weeks

Five weeks until Laughlin.

Five weeks until the first Laughlin trip since my Dad got cancer

Five weeks until Normality is restored to the family again

today my dad went into his first Chemo appointment. the doctors are very optimistic that these treatments will not only remove the harmful cancer but possibly retard it, making it less of a threat.

i could hear it in his voice last nigh that he was nervous, a friend of his that was battling cancer lost the fight over the fourth of July weekend. when she died my dad's hopes of beating the cancer diminished slightly. he's pushnig himself, but the "scaries" (as he calls them) seem to be creeping their way back in.

i know he's going to be feeling weak after his appointments, so I've made my self available if he needs anything. but most of all i'm going to keep him focused on Laughlin. the trip will happen after the (assumedly) last of his Chemo appointments and right now I'm trying to keep the whole family focused on the trip.

an easily achievable goal will give us all hope and confidence when we achieve it, and of course, chicks in bikini's would help any one's moral! hehehe



so this HNT i thought i'd show off not so much Nekk'ed, but a little more of the goal.





HHNT


Exile

HNHW- Half Nekk'ed House Work

The Past few days have been ridiculously hot.

How hot? well according to the Bank's Thermometer/clock it hit 116 last week around three o'clock. (and it can get way worse)

the oppressive heat has cause a bout of lethargy in me that has brought all housework to a stand still. it's too damn hot to do house work, and it's too damn expensive to turn on the AC (damn it).

So this HNT i decided to try and come up with a way to do house work, stay "cool", and still maintain my sexy.

what do you think?


"nothing sexier than a man that can do housework"


HHNT!

Exile

HNU- Half Nekk'ed Upgrade

Woot!

I'm all about the upgrades!
last week i upgraded my truck a bit, and tonight on my way home for work i stopped by Best Buy and upgraded the fuck out of my Tech.


check this out!
(and check out the sweet ass deals)


the first upgrade was my Cell Phone


as you can see, my old phone was in crap shape. it's scratched, it's battered, it's old. but check out the new toy!


is it not sweet?

check out the deal:
normally this phone runs about $149, but i got it for $30 by exploiting a glitch Best Buy's phone upgrade plan (turns out they have to honor prices they quote you at even if they quoted you wrong. hehehe)

Next i upgraded my Headset.
No longer am i bound by cords, I'm wireless bitch!

That's right, now I'm one of those pretentious pricks who walk around with a Blue Tooth headset on their ear at all times.
(just kidding, i would never do that, it's just not far enough into the future for me to walk around with tech strapped to my ear.)

check out the deal:
normally a Blue Tooth headset like this runs for about $50. but i got this one for about $10. And just how did i do that? well, i just happened to buy the last copy of the War hawk bundle with the free Blue Tooth headset.



"but wait," you ask your self with frustrations already building from lack of sexy in these HNT posts. "Why would you buy that game? it's a PlayStation 3 game...


I guess that leads us to my next upgrade.



OH FUCK YEAH! i finally took the leap and bought a PlayStation 3, but not just any PS3, this bitch is the Metal Gear Bundle. what's in a Metal Gear Bundle? (glad you asked)

PS3 Metal Gear Bundle Contents:
-Includes PlayStation 3 with high-definition Blu-ray Disc player, Metal Gear Solid 4 game, an 80GB HDD, a DUALSHOCK 3 wireless controller, a voucher for a free downloadable Pain game and free PlayStation Network membership
-80GB internal hard drive provides exceptional storage space for game saves, media and more
-Cell Broadband Engine state-of-the-art microprocessor is more powerful and efficient than standard single-core processors, delivering breakthroughs in fidelity and believability
-Blu-ray media stores up to five times more data than DVDs, providing a larger canvas for unbelievable graphics and unprecedented interaction; Blu-ray drive also plays Blu-ray movies for a high-definition experience with your favorite films

also, the 80GB is reverse compatible, so my old PS2 & PS1 games won't go unplayed! yay! which is good, what with the issues i've had with my old PS2.


Man i'm loving this whole "out with the old, in with the new attitude."

Wait, what's that in the mirror?



What do you mean where?



...so, now that my hair has betrayed my age, i hope you're not thinking of upgrading to a newer Exile.



Exile

HNSL- Half Nekk'ed Second Life

Do you have a life?

no?

well, do you want another one?

Then you should join...


So, Shibari decided to share her addiction with me and signed me up with Second Life.

What is Second Life you ask?
Well, imagine world of islands and each one is themed around common interests, the people you see walking around are from all over the world and you can converse about all your interests and so on...

OK, now here's what it really is. Second life is more like a giant series of Chat rooms, except instead of using a messenger (like Yahoo or MSN) you walk around and talk to people. you can IM within the SL world or just walk up and start chatting. aside from chatting there i also shopping, and that seems to be the main focus of this little VR world. nearly every "island" you visit has stuff for sale and you can buy clothes, cars, and houses for your little avatar to have an awesome life! (especially compared to yours).

oh, and then there's the sex, and lots of it!



and of course you've got erotic dancers...


(there are even SL prostitutes)

Now, admittedly, i'm a noob to Second Life, so have to admit that i have not explored it to it's fullest. (honestly, i haven't found anything else to to save for the things i've just mentioned.) but really, aside from being highly addictive, (i've lost hours exploring and dancing in clubs), it really doesn't have much in the entertainment department. (it needs an arcade, or an objective of some kind.)

the only thing that is close to an actual "game" that i've found is something called "bloodlines" in which you join a vampire clan and collect souls by biting people and getting them to become vampires too. (so needless to say i suck)

personally i'm on the fence about Second Life, i mean, it's alright, but i need to see more. i mean, when i sign off i don't feel like i've accomplished much, well, aside from making my avatar look cool.

so without further delay, this HNT i'm showing of Exile in Second Life!



check out how Vampy i am. oooooooh so spooky! Blah ^V^


personally, i like the irony that i'm a vampire sporting a Vampire-Hunting back back
(no, the backpack doesn't actually do anything, well except for making me look cool)


and yes, even in Second Life, the ladies love me for my personality


(yeah, i know it's not a real picture of me, but at least this post isn't about bowling.)



Exile

HNW- Half nekk'ed wetness

Huh, well this is new. Less than a week ago it was 120 degrees, today, It's full on down pour. It's never rained in may that i recall, let alone a full blown flood...

Does any one know how to build an ark?


**Update**

when i got home this is what i found.

this is my street, or should i say, this is my river:


the street is full of mud from the construction site down the road

(that shit is about six inches deep)

also, on my drive home there were piles of hail along the side of the road. that's right, piles...

unfortunately i didn't see much near my condo except this little patch



HHNT

Exile

HNH- Half Nekk'ed Head

Well, Friday was my birthday (yay!), and at the ripe old age of 28 there was one thing i wanted more than anything, i wanted to get head.

and on May Ninth, 2008, Exile got Head!

That's right, i had been talking about it for a while, hinting wherever i could...

And so while i don't a picture of me getting head, i do have a picture of me in my after glow...



That's right, i finally got my Skull Bowling Ball!

OMG, i fucking love this thing, it's awesome. and it looks so cool when it rolls down the lane too. my brother tried bowling with it at all he could say was "as it spun down there, every time it looked at me it kept saying "die, die, die."

I named him: Ichabod


While he does have his own name i had them engrave my name on him, it only seemed right.


Spooky HNT everyone


don't be scared of my balls
Exile

HNM- Half Nekk'ed Mess

So, as you recall, last week i had an HNT Contest.

the big question was, what was the meaning behind the number "27.92?"

and Sprinkles was the winner!

at first, her inclination was to make me pose in a pair of Elephant Undies


but she decided on something else.
(decided after much persistence on my part hehehe)

after scrolling through the pictures from this weekend she decided that the HNT this week should be what state we left my condo in....



yes, we are messy bitches...
(are those knee pads? hehehe)

So congratulation's Sprinkles, and i hope you enjoyed the weekend
(i know i did)




btw, don't moon a chick when she says she's "just looking" at the pictures on your camera...



(chances are, she's lying. hehehe)



HHNT


Exile

HNTOMN- Half Nekk'ed Tools Of Mass Nerdation *Updated*

I am a nerd, as a nerd i use nerdy tools

this is my tool


it's very sensitive...


but it gets the job done!


and no polt, i'm not going to measure for you




Contest Time

OK kids, time for some added fun. see the number on the caliper?
it's not a coincidence that i chose that particular number, first one to tell me why i picked that number and you get to pick a theme for next weeks HNT!



*Updated*
Winner winner chicken dinner!

Yup we have a winner, and it's someone very new to our little blog world


sprinkles has left a new comment on your post "HNTOMN- Half Nekk'ed Tools Of Mass Nerdation":

It's Your age. Although why You chose to figure it out in decimal form, I will never know.

sprinkles- Woooooo Whooooo!
way to guess! yup, when i snapped this HNT pic i was exactly 27.92 years old. so little pup, what are you planning for this HNT?



Exile

HND- Half nekked drunk *updated*

I just found this pic on my phone. yeesh, how drunk was i on saturday?

apparantly Pretty drunk cause i also won a tip* party for me and 10 of my friends. not the Kind of lucky i was hoping to get but i'll take it!

(Now i just have to find ten friends)

Happy HNT

*Update: that is supposed to read "i also won a VIP party for me and 10 of my friends," i guess my phone doesn't even see me as a VIP, hehehe.

Things About Guys (With A Dash Of HNT)

This HNT i decided to help out all the ladies out there by answering some questions involving the idiosyncrasies about guys


1. Why do guys leave the toilet seat up?-
let's face it, guys are simple, either we're going to put the seat up when we pee, or we're going to leave it down and pee on the seat (i mean, have you seen the rim of a bachelor's toilet bowl?)


2. Are guys as concerned about the way their "oh face" looks as women are?-
hell no, we're having sex (we really don't care about much else at that point)

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3. Why do Guys always have VHS Tapes without labels?-
because tapes without labels don't need labels


4. Why is it guys never have food in their fridge?-
because we need the room for beer.


5. Why do guys always hide condoms?-
two reasons,
A) chicks are weird about condoms, if they see them before they've commited to having sex they think that's all the guy they're with is after. of course, if you have a condom on hand right before you are about to have sex, then you look responsible
B)for some reason we belive that at any moment a hot woman will come to the door and want wild freaky sex... so we're always prepared. (we're all boy scouts at heart)


6. Why is it when you ask a guy about one of his scars it's never an answer, but a story?-
scars are rugged and manly, unfortunately we live in a very non-rugged and non-manly world, so it's our way of reclaiming a bit of that. (most of my scars are too faded to see, and their stories are too boring to write about)

Here's a larger size in case you can't see it.


7. Why do guys think they invented everything?- cause we did!



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