HNC- Half Nekk'ed Contest!

So, this was going to be my HNT post this week.

So I'm walking out on the receiving dock at work and i noticed this phone all covered in cob webs.



it took me a moment to process it, but look at the cost to make a call!

since when did pay phones cost fifty cents? yeesh, i remember when pay phones were only fifteen cents. (i had to use them a lot because my mom used to forget me at school all the time.)

HHNT

am i serious? how lame would i have to be to do a "i can't believe how old i am HNT" post?

Yeesh

OK, so clearly I've run out of ideas, so I'm going to call out to my loyal minions with a little HNT contest.


Here's How it works: I'm going to list out a bunch of Facts about yours truly. weaved in are Five out right lies. all you have to do to win is guess all five lies (or more than anyone else) and leave your answers in the comments along with an HNT theme.

Hint~ there are no "trick truths," for example if i say I masturbate every day, I'm not going to say "it's not true because i don't do it every single day." it's true enough.


Exile's Sex Contest

1. Once while getting a blow job i "twinged" and headbutted a shelf nearly giving myself a concussion.
2. I went to a BDSM club once, and flogged a girl that was tied to a rack.
3. I've graced the pages of the Other HNT
4. I'm a member of the Mile High Club
5. moments after having sex with a girl she called her boyfriend to reconfirm their trip to San Francisco that he was paying for.
6. during a heavy make out session a booger made its way out of my nose and, well you get the picture...
7. I gave a girl a black eye during sex
8. the first girl i had sex with was a "friends with benefits" situation that i broke off when she started falling for me.
9. I've had sex with a pregnant chick
10. after a night of sex i was sleeping with a girl that kept farting, so i took her pillow and stuffed it against her butt.
11. I've participated in a threesome
12. while going down on a girlfriend she farted. i coughed.
13. i was getting head while watching a trivia show and exactly the wrong moment i answered one of the questions
14. I've had sex at work
15. while going down on a girlfriend her cat jumped up on the bed and sniffed my naked ass.
16. I've had sex in my parents Jacuzzi in the middle of the day while they were home
17. i used to sleep with an ugly chick in exchange for rent
18. I've never had sex with someone else while in a relationship
19. i have never told a girl i loved her just to have sex with her
20. a girl told me she would never sex with me again because my wang was too big
21. pigtails are huge turn off for me
22. i only go down on girls that i love
23. i rearended a car while fingering a girl in my passenger seat
24. I've had sex with twenty five different women
25. i don't really like strip clubs


there ya go kids, twenty are true, five are lies.
good luck
have fun
and don't use on unexplained calf pain.

btw, the contest ends OCTOBER 2nd, so if you don't get your guess in by then though noogies.


Exile