Things About Guys (With A Dash Of HNT)

This HNT i decided to help out all the ladies out there by answering some questions involving the idiosyncrasies about guys


1. Why do guys leave the toilet seat up?-
let's face it, guys are simple, either we're going to put the seat up when we pee, or we're going to leave it down and pee on the seat (i mean, have you seen the rim of a bachelor's toilet bowl?)


2. Are guys as concerned about the way their "oh face" looks as women are?-
hell no, we're having sex (we really don't care about much else at that point)

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3. Why do Guys always have VHS Tapes without labels?-
because tapes without labels don't need labels


4. Why is it guys never have food in their fridge?-
because we need the room for beer.


5. Why do guys always hide condoms?-
two reasons,
A) chicks are weird about condoms, if they see them before they've commited to having sex they think that's all the guy they're with is after. of course, if you have a condom on hand right before you are about to have sex, then you look responsible
B)for some reason we belive that at any moment a hot woman will come to the door and want wild freaky sex... so we're always prepared. (we're all boy scouts at heart)


6. Why is it when you ask a guy about one of his scars it's never an answer, but a story?-
scars are rugged and manly, unfortunately we live in a very non-rugged and non-manly world, so it's our way of reclaiming a bit of that. (most of my scars are too faded to see, and their stories are too boring to write about)

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7. Why do guys think they invented everything?- cause we did!



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