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Friday, March 14, 2008

Haiku Friday

Thanks to all of you
such good friends, 'specially on
My Pet Lesbian!

Cheered me up with beer
then whooped me at air hockey
(typical lesbo)

I'm single again
I guess I have to start dating...
welcome back to Hell

Exile

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posted by exile at 3/14/2008 10:32:00 AM

12 Comments:

  • i was mourning abit, sorry. takes time to get used to a new mistress ya know? *waaaaahhhh* *sob*

    By Blogger mistipurple, at Friday, March 14, 2008 11:19:00 AM  

  • Dont ever try to beat a lesbian in any sport, she'll just kick your ass everytime. :)

    Hope you're mending well. :)

    HUGS...

    By Blogger Polt, at Friday, March 14, 2008 4:23:00 PM  

  • Being single isent all that bad:)

    By Blogger Hollz, at Friday, March 14, 2008 4:51:00 PM  

  • that's what lesbians are for... cheerin ya up then kickin your ass :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Saturday, March 15, 2008 10:56:00 AM  

  • misti- awwwww, it's always the girl in the cage that suffers the most. (no worries, misti, no new mistress)

    polt- yeah dude, and she was drunk too! (i'm so ashamed)

    Hollz- oh yes it is... you have no idea (i'm terrible at it)

    elena- is that what they're for? *throws video camera in the trash*

    By Blogger exile, at Saturday, March 15, 2008 2:45:00 PM  

  • I thought being single again would suck...I was wrong. Not that it hasn't hurt, the loss of that relationship and comfort as I'm sure it is for you, too. Just, don't get stuck with the idea in your head that it's going to suck. Or it will.

    By Blogger Andrea, at Saturday, March 15, 2008 4:46:00 PM  

  • andrea- my problem is that when i'm single and i try an approach a girl that i like, i get all nervous and can't say what i want to say. i stumble over my words and trip over my tounge.

    *sigh* it's such hell when you pride your self as an intelectual, yet protray yourself as an idiot.

    By Blogger exile, at Saturday, March 15, 2008 4:58:00 PM  

  • hell can be fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Blogger wayne, at Saturday, March 15, 2008 7:36:00 PM  

  • You'll find the right girl - the one who recognizes in your fumbling and stumbling that you're very intelligent, adorable, and sexy, even if you can't talk straight.

    Good luck sweetie!

    By Blogger Bunny, at Saturday, March 15, 2008 7:43:00 PM  

  • I totally understand where you are coming from. I've not even thought about dating yet and the thoughts of being approached? I don't know. I don't know how to talk to people I'm attracted to or not truly comfortable around and I rarely even recognize if I'm being flirted with or whatever. That part, yeah...sucks. I'll agree with ya there.

    By Blogger Andrea, at Saturday, March 15, 2008 7:49:00 PM  

  • wayne- yeah, that's were my friends and i are all going

    Bunny- awwww, thanks.
    the only problem is that while it's cute in the movies, in person women see it as weakness

    Andrea- well, just keep in mind that as a woman, your role is to be receptive. guys are the ones that do all the work.

    By Blogger exile, at Sunday, March 16, 2008 6:28:00 PM  

  • get back to your wizardry, Potter

    By Blogger SkookumJoe, at Sunday, March 16, 2008 11:25:00 PM  

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