Haiku Fridays

"Turkey for me and
turkey for you. I'd eat (it)
from a big brown shoe"

are you serious
this is it for thanksgiving?
just one crappy song!

i missed the big sale
BestBuy sold off my TV
so much for that plan....







Exile

Haiku Fridays

A fat Mexican
will lower his vehicle
but can't afford gas

all women hate lies
except when they are lying
(they "justify" it)

summer won't give up,
it was over a hundred!
four weeks till Autumn






Exile

Haiku Fridays

I have Monday off
I would enjoy it much more
BUT I HAVE TO WORK!

Weekend Schedule:
yard work Sat, moving Sun
and Day Job both days

also, flyers tonight!
Just no rest for the wicked...
("free time?" what is that?)

exile

Haiku Fridays

*this was supposed to post on Friday, but blogger had other ideas.*
 
Work keeps cutting back
"No More Breakfast Burritos"
burrito layoffs?
 
the bathroom is fixed!
a lot of crap to take a crap
(three weeks of repairs)
 
Need a second Job
No roommate, sinking in debt
flyers don't cut it
 
 




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Haiku Fridays

*this was supposed to post on Friday, but blogger had other ideas.*

Work keeps cutting back
"No More Breakfast Burritos"
burrito layoffs?

the bathroom is fixed!
a lot of crap to take a crap
(three weeks of repairs)

Need a second Job
No roommate, sinking in debt
flyers don't cut it

exile

Haiku Fridays

meeting at seven
so boring, I'm half asleep
this chair is comfy

the lights are turned down
projector hums hypnotically
eyelids are heavy

wrapped up in jacket
my head's resting on my hand...
HUH? WHAT? I'M AWAKE!

EXILE

Haiku Fridays

been nine months without
finally found a roommate
but there's a problem...

Condo below me
water leak from my bathroom
needs major repairs

Um, Dear Universe,
Please stop fucking me over.
Can't take much more, thanks.

exile

Haiku Fridays

Dad's Chemo went well
and no adverse side effects
(such a big relief)

Still doing fliers
Doctor's staff wants to do them
but I need money!

weekend to do list:
clean shower, write short story,
Get "Stardust" Trophies

Exile

Haiku Fridays

beat "Metal Gear Four"!
Sprinkles is a good luck charm,
and cheerleader too!

downloaded some games
all free from a friend at work
who needs sleep? (not me)

shut off game for bed
walked to room, shut off lights
controller in hand

exile

Haiku Fridays

Rushing this morning
thank you for making my lunch
it's the little things

after much practice
getting better at Warhawk
(better at dying)

after that last post
I'm starting a new business
"Half Nekk'ed Housework"

Exile

Haiku Fridays

Just fifty eight days
till the Family Laughlin Trip
Have Room, need money

with rising prices
Gas will cost four times more than
the price of the room

could this be the year
I'll have a girlfriend with me
to enjoy Laughlin?

exile

Haiku Fridays

I wanna go home
I'm so ready to play
(the game calls to me)

Full Tech emersion
so between this and blogging...
goodbye to sunlight

christened a new name
in the PS3 world
"MasterDebater"

exile

Haiku Fridays

A "fix-it ticket"
NUMEROUS CRACKS ON WINDSHIELD
(just say "no" to crack)

had to replace it
was Two hund', talked'em down
to ONE SIXTY FIVE!

went to CHP*
they signed off on the windshield
then warned "missing plates"

(*CHP stand for California Highway Patrol)

exile

Haiku Fridays

I'm so excited
Sprinkles comes home tomorrow
yay "I-missed-you-sex"

The proshop came through
Ichabod's Resurrection
(hehe, erection)

Haiku's can be fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

exile

(thanks for the last one Astra!)

Haiku Fridays

The Bagel Bumpers
and knob gobblers can rejoice
Party in We-Ho!*

Supreme court lifts ban
on gay marriage in Cali
A four-to-three vote

Gays get equal rights
And the Christians get pissed off
KY sales go up

*"We-Ho" is the Gay/slang term for West Hollywood, Southern California's
version of San Francisco

exile

Haiku Fridays

<<cake.jpg>>
Time to party down
Happy birthday May Babies
Especially me!

today in eighty
Baby exile was born
the world rejoiced

two years till thirty
from young stud to old pervert
"Where's my Viagra?"

Exile

Haiku Fridays

last week I announced
The Internet's Return in May
After my Birthday

Lots of May birthdays
"three months forward, nine months back..."
what's up with August?

what's with all the sex?
Nothing special in august,
'sept Mom's Birthday... Gross!

exile

Haiku Fridays

Ah diarrhea
it makes a nummy breakfast
And good for you too!


the bathroom at work:
Shoe polish and boxers?
Black Shoed Commando!


On may the tenth
Internet will be restored
(I have missed you porn)





(this was supposed to be posted friday, but lack of internet connection made posting the pics impossible)

Exile

Haiku Fridays

No more internet
need to get service again
looking for a deal

four days without it
porn, YouTube, blogging, chatting...
"will work for WiFi"

I cannot feed it
my internet addiction
and I'm jonesing bad

Haiku Fridays

who the hell i am?
am i pain internalized?
am i my sorrow?


there's still rage inside
the animal i've become
is this what i'll be?



Who is exile?
what's my next encarnation?
how much will remain?



Exile