HNS- Half Nekk'd Symmetry
this HNT doesn't exactly fall into the sexy category, but i thought I'd share a bit of a biological oddity about my self (and for once I'm not talking about my gargantuan penis.)
My feet, they're not exactly symmetrical...
as a neurotic person nearly on par with Monk, seeing things that are without symmetry irritate me so. but because i can't reshape them to match, all i can do is sit and stare...
after years of observation i realized something, while they do not match each other, they do match something else.
see how the toes on the left foot go in order (smallest to largest)? that is just like my Mom's feet. the right foot on the other hand, that is just like my dad's foot. save for size differences, if i match them to each of my parents they nearly make a symmetrical pair. (and yes, i have done this, but i don't have a picture. they think I'm weird enough).
it's kinda funny, not only did i get equal parts of their personalities, (analytical from my dad, silliness from my mom), but i got their feet too.
HHNT
Exile
My feet, they're not exactly symmetrical...
as a neurotic person nearly on par with Monk, seeing things that are without symmetry irritate me so. but because i can't reshape them to match, all i can do is sit and stare...
after years of observation i realized something, while they do not match each other, they do match something else.
see how the toes on the left foot go in order (smallest to largest)? that is just like my Mom's feet. the right foot on the other hand, that is just like my dad's foot. save for size differences, if i match them to each of my parents they nearly make a symmetrical pair. (and yes, i have done this, but i don't have a picture. they think I'm weird enough).
it's kinda funny, not only did i get equal parts of their personalities, (analytical from my dad, silliness from my mom), but i got their feet too.
HHNT
Exile
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10 Comments:
I have your dad's feet, it would seem.
Also your feet look like they've swapped places.
By Unknown, at Thursday, August 14, 2008 7:06:00 AM
I've never ever compared my feet to my parent's feet...but then my feet are symmetrical.
Maybe, instead of worrying about your feet next time, you should just post a photo of your gargantuan penis. I, for one, certainly wouldn't mind. :)
HAPPY HNT!
By Polt, at Thursday, August 14, 2008 7:55:00 AM
I'd compare my feet to yours but apparently they aren't really feet.
By sprinkles, at Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:55:00 AM
I don't know whether to laugh or gag. Haha
By Randi, at Thursday, August 14, 2008 11:39:00 AM
I know we get half of our genes from one parent and half from the other but I'm not sure I've ever heard of it being quite so obvious before!
Happy HNT!
By JW, at Thursday, August 14, 2008 2:11:00 PM
Happy HNT!
By Ashly Star, at Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:41:00 PM
Isn't our parents job to find us weird?
HHNT!
By Maeve, at Thursday, August 14, 2008 7:44:00 PM
Why do I want to say "this little piggy....."
That thought of me being any part of my children, frightens the hell out of them :)
HHNT.
By Evening, at Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:11:00 PM
ryan- you have my dad's feet? GIVE THEM BACK FUCKER!
Polt- why you gotta shame me and my miss-matched feet
sprinkles- yeah, you have midget hands for feet... it's just creepy
Ro- well they figured it would help sort out the custody thing.
amorous rocker- back at you dar'lyn
Maeve- yeah, they made me weird, then pick on me for it
Evening- little piggy? are you saying i have kankles? omg, i feel so fat... i have to go purge now
By exile, at Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:37:00 PM
Sorry they're my feet now.
By Unknown, at Saturday, August 16, 2008 8:10:00 AM
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