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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Who Are You Calling A Whore?


This is Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton is often thought of as a moronic, modern-day Marie Antoinette, who's popularity has spread faster than her legs.

The Dark Side Of Paris

Modeling, movies (House Of Wax counts as a movie), parties, guest appearances, television, and so on. but of all the things she's done, the most notable (and notorious) was the sex tape: One Night IN Paris (NSFW). it was in that sex tape her slut reputation was exacerbated beyond all reason and completely surpassed Pam and her honeymoon.



Here's one that might be a shocker for you, but i had not seen the infamous video (NSFW). until the other night. in all honesty, i really had no interest in seeing is (seeing as though i don't find her all that hot) but when you're trolling the internet for free porn you don't get picky.



needless to say i watched Paris get her burger patties pounded. As far as armature porn goes it was "alright." (they did some fun stuff, but nothing phenomenal).

but then there was something toward the very end of the video that kinda stuck with me. while she was pumping him like, well, like someone who really enjoys sucking cock.

(this is at the end of the video)

The Guy-*moronic laugh* how did i get to be so lucky? today's my lucky day?
Paris- *removes wang from mouth* cause you're hot... *then, in a sweet, nearly cooing voice* because you're my boyfriend.
That's it, rub your mouse on my nipples... that's hot.

this lead to think about the whole thing with her sex tape. Sure, she was being a slut in the tape, but she was being her boyfriend's slut, and really, there's nothing wrong with that. think about it, when you're with the person you love (and you get over that shy stage) think about all the kinky and naughty things you've done. come one, you know what I'm talking about...
what's on that memory card you keep in the drawer by the bed?
why do you get nervous when other people use your cell phone.?
and of course, there's that folder you have hidden away in a deep dark corner of your hard drive...

oh yes, we've all been the slut, haven't we?


try watching the video (we'll assume it's for the first time), but when you do, forget about your preconceived notions and keep this thought in mind: "how would i feel if someone broke in and stole the tape i made with my partner and mass-distributed it via tape, DVD, and webs sites that jackass bloggers use to devote entire posts to."

as hard as it may be (and it is hard, hehehe), you have to see that while she may be rich and presumably stuck up, she's also a victim in this, having her privacy violated. after all, even if someone chooses to pose nude, what they do in the privacy of their own hotel is their business. every person (even "other HNT" participants) deserve the basic rights to privacy.

but hey, I'm not here to make a saint out of a sinner




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