HNW- Half Nekk'd Wad

this is my wad

to mos people this is just an ordinary wad of yellow paper. but for me is it tangeble proof that i am selling my dignity.

as some of you know in order to make ends meet i have taken on a night job passing out flyers. it's not an easy job, but i get more money than if i just went home and enjoyed my time off (sigh).

on monday (which should have been my day off) i was out passing out flyers. at some point in the 500 cars i hit i put one on a jeep owned by some dick. reason i can assume he's a dick is that instead of just tossing out the flyer he wadded it up, drove be, and beaned me right in the ass with it.

i've been hit by car doors, threatened, and offerd lucrative careers in pyramid scheems, but this was a new low...

so this HNT i decided to shoot my wad in my hand, that way this little story would have atleast one kind of happy ending.

exile

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