If Only I Were Blind
One of the most innocent girls I know e-mailed this to me. It's like, her first dirty joke, I had to share it:
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.
"The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... So shut the hell up."
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.
"The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... So shut the hell up."
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
24 Comments:
YOU know innocent girls?
I kid! that's YOUR type of joke...very funny.
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, May 24, 2005 1:21:00 PM
i know, she's the only one. pure as driven snow.
and she sends me a joke like this? they grow up so fast.
By exile, at Tuesday, May 24, 2005 2:10:00 PM
well, it's not 'that' bad...she's learning ;)
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, May 24, 2005 4:18:00 PM
i'd just hate to see her turn into a dirty old man like me
By exile, at Tuesday, May 24, 2005 4:30:00 PM
then teach her not to be.
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, May 24, 2005 5:16:00 PM
on second thought. just stay away from her.
you're fine....you're a boy.
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, May 24, 2005 5:19:00 PM
doubt i have to worry, besides she never had time to hang out with me.
By exile, at Tuesday, May 24, 2005 5:44:00 PM
there u go then...no worries...perhaps you should convince her to give u the time....i'm sure she won't regret it....and then maybe you'll stop being a dirty old man. ;-) (i know i'm cheeky)
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, May 24, 2005 8:40:00 PM
thanks tblue or is it ty? ;)
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 25, 2005 10:27:00 AM
Mitzee- stop being a dirty old man? NEVER! i plan to be in my walker with a bottle of viagra in one hand and a young woman's butt in the other.
tblue- pimp'n ain't easy.
By exile, at Wednesday, May 25, 2005 10:29:00 AM
oh I'm sure you will.
although preferably without the walker dude..cuz that's no fun.
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 25, 2005 11:06:00 AM
well, the walker will be there when i'm tired from... yeah
By exile, at Wednesday, May 25, 2005 11:40:00 AM
enjoy! ;)
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 25, 2005 12:34:00 PM
he he.."stick" rhymes with...
(Sorry, I'm feeling kinda juvenile today)
By Jezebelle, at Wednesday, May 25, 2005 8:31:00 PM
click? sick? flick?
i don't get it.
hehehe
nothing like a nice hard click
By exile, at Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:19:00 AM
ok ok why don't you blog already?
and how is it that i link to chai latte who i've never heard of before and find you posted a note there.??
i'm DYING laughing my ass off right now
By Anonymous, at Thursday, May 26, 2005 7:28:00 PM
oh i just found one better:
from www.catholicschoolgirlconfessions.blogspot.com under Jez's post: Boys are Stupid, throw rocks at them,
exile said:
i feel like it's a job interview
i have experience, but i look to young for the job.
really, i'm willing to take an entry position and work my way up.
3:29 PM
You'e SO YOU. NO I KNow!
so every blog I go to, there's exile in the mix...you're such a jigolo...u should so start up your own pimpin buzzzzzzznzzz....
By Anonymous, at Thursday, May 26, 2005 8:06:00 PM
baby, i'm spreading through the blog world like cancer though a prostate
By exile, at Thursday, May 26, 2005 11:13:00 PM
AND he's asking to hear more about my dirty dreams with icky Swedes! Sorry Exile, it was so horrible I've blocked it out.
By Shora, at Friday, May 27, 2005 10:02:00 AM
icky? well, if their sex is like the furnature then it probably looked nice, was har to put together, and fell apart shortly after.
By exile, at Friday, May 27, 2005 10:18:00 AM
J I G O L O....but still sexy.
By Anonymous, at Friday, May 27, 2005 2:59:00 PM
me or ikea man
By exile, at Friday, May 27, 2005 3:25:00 PM
u of course
By Anonymous, at Friday, May 27, 2005 10:29:00 PM
i put the jiggle in jigalo...
wait, that doesn't sound sexy
By exile, at Saturday, May 28, 2005 12:53:00 PM
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