For All My Little Techies
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
The file you need
might be very useful.
But now it is gone
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, reboot.
Order shall return.
Wind catches lily,
scattering petals to the ground.
Segmentation fault.
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
The Web site you seek
cannot be located butend
less others exist.
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
No keyboard present.
Press F1 to continue.
Zen engineering.
This site has moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
we'd have to delete you.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
The file you need
might be very useful.
But now it is gone
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, reboot.
Order shall return.
Wind catches lily,
scattering petals to the ground.
Segmentation fault.
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
The Web site you seek
cannot be located butend
less others exist.
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
No keyboard present.
Press F1 to continue.
Zen engineering.
This site has moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
we'd have to delete you.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
16 Comments:
I take it your computer crashed! I only just got mine up and running...after a week....fun.
By Anonymous, at Thursday, May 12, 2005 8:07:00 PM
i've broken a few in my day
By exile, at Thursday, May 12, 2005 9:23:00 PM
Standing ovation Exile! This post is a masterpiece.
(btw.. techies are onions)
By Shora, at Saturday, May 14, 2005 7:50:00 AM
*takes a bow* i wish i could take all the credit for this one, or most of it. hell, i'll settle for some of it....
um, i cut and pasted! that's skill, ain't it?
By exile, at Sunday, May 15, 2005 10:28:00 PM
counting on finger,
shit was that seven?
crap, i lost count
By exile, at Tuesday, May 17, 2005 12:04:00 AM
Oh Exxxiiiiile.
Post something already will ya?!?! We miss you up here in the Great White North!!!
By Shora, at Wednesday, May 18, 2005 10:59:00 AM
how can i deny shora when she moans out my name like that.
sorry about the delay, usually the begining of the week sucks. i have other s-excuses if you require more.
By exile, at Wednesday, May 18, 2005 11:20:00 AM
sure they love YOU....they HATE me....talk about TREASON!!! DAMN TRAITORS!!!
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 18, 2005 11:21:00 AM
oh stop, you know they love you. in fact they only want me to post just i can use it as a means to flirt with you.
they're not even fans of mine, they just want to see you comment on my stuff.
feel better?
By exile, at Wednesday, May 18, 2005 12:27:00 PM
that's not true!! THEY LOVE YOU!! TRUST ME!!!
I know they love me too, I'm just mixin it up, cause I'm high level stress today.....SHORA ROCKS HARDCORE.....XXX.....SHORA BORA ....etcetcetc.....
we just love it when you blog, cause, well you're so good at it!
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 18, 2005 12:49:00 PM
blushing, well i thoughly enjoy your blog too minx. after all, ever notice that i'm always the last one to leave a comment on each of your entries?
By exile, at Wednesday, May 18, 2005 2:15:00 PM
You're ENTRIES...and I KNOW WHAT I JUST WALKED INTO THEIR...I bring about my own demise...have YOU noticed that?
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 18, 2005 7:22:00 PM
and you love it. such a coy minx hehehe
By exile, at Thursday, May 19, 2005 9:18:00 AM
ok i MUST relax on the blog antics...and get my "work" hat back on...for shizzle.....you dawg!
besides, i think i'm making everyone sick of me, overexposure isn't always a good thang......
mitzzee is now MIA
By Anonymous, at Thursday, May 19, 2005 1:13:00 PM
you can expose your self to me as much as you want. sexy.
By exile, at Thursday, May 19, 2005 1:35:00 PM
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