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Exile Industries: Department of Redundancy Department

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Exiled To Canada Or Ship-her to So-Cal

So here's where we are.
Unfortunately here is not the same here as there, and vice versa.

The delema, of sorts, is that rivals the very laws of space, time, physics, and money.

You see, a certian Minx and a certian Exile are look'n to get together. this is a good thing, a very good thing.

The biggest hinderence to this is that there is a country and a half in the way. 2584.8 miles, that's 4,159.8 kilometers, a 40 hour drive... Naturally driving is right out.

We figure there are three optimum times in which to pull off said rondevu.

Option 1) I come up there (hehehe, come) for the weekend of May 27th, 28th, 29th, and 30th. That's Memorial Day US side. I'll be streching out a 3 day weekend, but it will be more than worth it.
Upside: I get to visit with the whole Clack Crew. We get to booze it up Canadian style. games galore! A cozy little place for two, and with any luck a bed so soft you can lose your self with the person you want.
Down side: "Short" notice, ticket prices are in the $500 (american) side of things, and a Minx will have to jugle her schedual to adapt her life for Sexile compliance. I'm also groucy in the morning, and there's a 3 hour diff, so even if we wake up at 10am i'll still be getting up at 7am.

Option 2) She comes down here durring July (dates unknown). She's never been to California, lots of places to see, some of them are fun. Lots of fun things to do (mainly eachother, *wink*)
Upside: by then my living situation will all be set, i'll a place that's all mine. She will have plenty of time to take care of things on her end. I will take her to any/all the places she wants to go for her stay. All the alone time we want, no obligation save for our own.
Down side: The Clack Crew will be down a drink'n buddy for a weekend. My new place will be pretty bare, and my wallet will be too with the renovations. Carmine can't buy me a beet and shora can't video tape us getting plastered.

Option 3) Every body does Vegas! We ship the entire Clack Crew to Vegas, and I meet y'all out there. Plenty of shenanigans to go around. And games, oh there will be games. This will take place some time late August, early September. The way i figure it, we can organize to get all the rooms right next to each other.
Upside: It's Vegas, there's always something to do in Vegas. Seeing as though these rough and touble canadians party till 5am, there should be no problems in Vegas.
Downside: Hotter than a mother fucker! I'd hate to see the Clack Crew melt (canadians are made of snow, right?) Even with the deals i can hookup this will be pretty pricey. with everything going on i don't know how much alone time we'll get together, the Minx and I.


This is the part where you, the blogging public, get to play god, so to speak. Cast your votes in the comments, pick whether you want option 1, 2, or 3 and why.


"Choose, but choose wisely, for the true grail will bring you life, the false, shall bring you death." ~the old guy in the last Indiana Jones movie.


Exile

Original_exile@hotmail.com

21 Comments:

  • I vote for Vegas...but than again, I'm weak and like to travel...besides I live in Canada, so....then again....good times partying with the clacky crew....this is a hard one. Am I allowed to vote? :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 6:38:00 AM  

  • What a guy to pay for us all to go to Vegas! That has my vote. And hey, I'll do the video thing for free.

    Either that, or combine 1 and 2, you come up here but in the summer so you won't freeze anything off that Mitzzee might want... and she'll have time to plan. And the Clack Crew is lookin' to party with you!

    My 2 cents... (that's in Canadian funds)

    By Blogger Shora, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 7:52:00 AM  

  • mitzee- did you just complicate a multiple choice questions. yes, you're allowed to vote, silly minx.

    shora- what are you trying to do to me? i just paid for a package at the post office with a roll of dimes and you want me to pay for vegas? yeah, i think i'd look kinda dorky up there in the snow. my only snow clothes i have are for snowboarding... that and the whole freezing parts off, bad bad.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 9:48:00 AM  

  • Are you all forgetting about a little place called Boise, Idaho?

    I refuse to vote.

    By Blogger The Editorialist, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 10:25:00 AM  

  • carmine- Q) there's a couple potatoes standing in a row, how do you tell which one is a prostitute?

    A) the one that says Idaho

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 11:03:00 AM  

  • they're just being selfish with the whole vegas thing, cuz they want to go party there...ok i do too, but still....games.

    i vote for all 3, and carmine IS Boise Idaho.

    ok how about Mexico? i say a clacky crew mexican fiesta....did i just add another choice to the multiples?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 11:04:00 AM  

  • mitzee- why are you making things so dificult? you keep adding choices, you're confusing the voters. it's things like this that gave my country to a guy named after a shrub. (j/k)

    i want to get as much of the clack crew to vote on this as possible before the polls close.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 11:12:00 AM  

  • but i think u'd look cute in snow pants! sorry just mixin it up.

    ok clacky would vote, but he can't right now....Simon says (ha ha ha, that sounded so funny)...come to Canada.

    Carmine is Carmine, being difficult as usual...Raine will know later today when she checks the blogs.

    k they all want to meet u, but they also all want to go to vegas... did that help or make matters worse.

    ya, BUSH. ya (ok i'll stop, i promise)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 11:24:00 AM  

  • I vote that Exile hulls his ass up to the big smoke in May!!!! jax

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 11:38:00 AM  

  • just throw it to her. bam! #1 Simon

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 12:18:00 PM  

  • What's important to realize here guys is that based off of that previous post and what I know about Bernie, you guys are basically going to be throwing it to each other all weekend (which is a good thing because that means she won't be such a bitch when she gets back to work.) With that in mind I would do whatever is most convenient for each other based on finances, time and so on so that you guys can get down to the more important activity of throwing it to each other. Although frankly I know Bernie could use a vacation with a straight man she actually likes so I vote that she goes to California.

    Now start throwing it to each other

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 12:43:00 PM  

  • the results thus far (it's not closed yet):

    option 1) 2 votes

    option 2) maybe 1 or two

    option 3) 3+ votes

    option boise) 1 vote. thanks carmine.

    the numbers are a bit off because mitzee keeps voting for all three. i guess she likes multiples, hehehe.

    clacknonamous has a good point about the throwing it to each other as often as possible. i think mitzee's coworks should bring their camera's for the following monday. grins galore.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 2:18:00 PM  

  • who's bernie? no i know....thx simon and CARMINE!!! i say vegas wins...YAY internet at home, now if only i could get my damn chat crap working.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 7:47:00 PM  

  • sweet, you're on-line. welcome to the future.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, May 04, 2005 10:22:00 PM  

  • ya hopefully i'll be "hooked" up on yahoo tonight. i have a yahoo id now at least.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, May 05, 2005 7:08:00 AM  

  • Wow, California is farther away than I thought! I always think of the US as a cute little country, all tucked away down there. Damn you Mercator, and your distorted map projection too!

    Why not meet halfway, like in Edmonton? OK ok, I vote for L.A. I mean, L.V. Vegas. You know, that city with the hookers.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, May 05, 2005 9:41:00 AM  

  • mitzee- yay! let me know what name you go by

    psb- they all have hookers, it depends on what quality. in case you're wondering you're not alwasy by the beach in california, and you rarely see movie stars. Though i did nearly run head first into dennis rodman, but he was only in one crappy movie.

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, May 05, 2005 10:40:00 AM  

  • ok i gave it to you.

    poor psb he had his bag nabbed the other day and his wallet.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, May 05, 2005 11:45:00 AM  

  • I vote for 1 and 2. That way you get to get together twice.

    -OE

    By Blogger Ontario Emperor, at Thursday, May 05, 2005 12:35:00 PM  

  • mitzee- he had his wallet stolen? i guess it's a no on the hookers then... wait, his bag was stolen? was it a man purse? hehehe

    OE- dude, i'm so down for as much as possible. unfortunately right now it's the money that's throwing down restrictions.

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, May 05, 2005 2:22:00 PM  

  • By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sunday, February 04, 2007 7:35:00 PM  

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