Hey Baby, What's Your STD?

In the dating world there are plenty of hazards to be weary of. Statistically it seems that every puddle of love juice contains it's own sexual plague. The worst part of it all is that the biggest catalyst to the spread of these diseases is ignorance. You have no idea what your partner is carrying around in their love zone. Is it infested with creepy crawly things? Do they have some virus that the are completely un aware of? How the hell do you tell?

I'm personally from the school of "be open and honest," but that is most likely just me, and assuming anything other than that will be an e-ticket to damnation. Great. I know when I'm out in the dating world I get screened for STDs regularly. You know, pee in a cup, draw some blood, and get a lollipop to boot. But how do you get your partner to get tested?* You can't just say "hey, can you squirt that in a Petri dish, I need to be sure."

The worst part is that people get offended by such requests for tests. Personally I'd just whip out my test results and wave them around. To me that's a voucher for some good old fashion naughty time. I look at like the whole condom thing. Some people get all offend or bashful if they have to put on a condom, but isn't that saying "put that man meat in my love pudding"? Green light!

Now, I'm not saying you need a test every week, I'm even saying every month. I just think that if you've had a questionable partner or if you're changing from partner to partner on a semi regular basis you should get the screening.

I guess for some ignorance is bliss, until it burns when they piss.



*If anyone has ever found a good way to ask this question drop in the comments.


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