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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

What did you name your cat?

This is yet another set of questions I'm very curious about, and yes it's a bit naughty. What did you expect?

I'm hoping everyone will answer these questions, although it's mainly for the girls, guys, answer them as if you were a girl.

  1. How do you refer to your vagina?
  2. Do you have a particular name for said orifice?
  3. Does it do any tricks?
  4. Has anyone seen said tricks?
  5. Have you ever made money off it?
  6. Would you ever make money off it (again)?
  7. Do you have a funny/embarrassing story about it? Would you share it?
  8. Have you ever used it for storage? What did you store in it? (bodily fluids, other people, and hygiene products don't count, unless it's a funny story.)

Yes, I'm this immature that I want to know, and yes, I'm that bored that I bothered to type it out. Come on everybody, play along.

Participation counts for half your grade.


Exile

Original_exile@hotmail.com

posted by exile at 4/06/2005 05:53:00 PM

9 Comments:

  • How do you refer to your vagina?
    Quietly
    Do you have a particular name for said orifice?
    The Abyss
    Does it do any tricks?
    Flaps its meat curtains
    Has anyone seen said tricks?
    Who hasnt?
    Have you ever made money off it?
    Does making money in it count?
    Would you ever make money off it (again)?
    I need to!
    Do you have a funny/embarrassing story about it?
    One time it yalked to me
    Would you share it?
    Only with nice people
    Have you ever used it for storage? What did you store in it? (bodily fluids, other people, and hygiene products don't count, unless it's a funny story.)
    Change, extra batteries, and a first aid kit.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 06, 2005 10:01:00 PM  

  • 1 - the goods
    2 - Sheilagh
    3 - if it didn't do tricks, it wouldn't be worth naming
    4 - yes, some people, some of the time, not all people, all of the time, nor all of the tricks
    5 - never made money, but it sure has gotten me gifts
    6 - i'd gladly accept gifts
    7 - yes, lots...here's one..(tame)
    clacky caught a peek in Mexico when I was adjusting the bikini and he went as red as a beet...LOVED it !!
    8 - um...can neither confirm nor deny, nor disclose this type of information on the internet....no i know.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, April 07, 2005 7:15:00 AM  

  • xpeterx- why is that the same discription, verbatum, i would get if you were talking about the trunk of your car?

    Mitzee- you gotta love the sneakpeek. it's such a nice surprise. now, i remember a certian minx that said that things like that are rarely an accident. care to comment?

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, April 07, 2005 9:47:00 AM  

  • I don't recall saying that Exile....although, I'm not denying that perhaps I may have said just that. Clacky doesn't play for our team, so it didn't matter much that he saw...........it WAS an accident....'sort of'....I also like to stress Clacky out, and that's one SURE way to do it.

    Anytime he's razzing me/us (the girls that is) we simply stop by him by offering numerous sex acts to be performed on him...as in 3somes, etc..etc....GAMES....God love him though....and we also believe that he's secretly on OUR TEAM...so many signs, so little time.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, April 07, 2005 12:23:00 PM  

  • so you're saying that clack is into the sack?

    i want to know how it was sort of an accident. i've never accidentialy let loose the wang.

    so i need to start razzing you to get offered sex acts and threesomes, eh?

    hmmm... well, if what i'm getting now is with out the razzing...

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, April 07, 2005 1:30:00 PM  

  • How do you refer to your vagina?
    - Twat. (no, not really)
    Do you have a particular name for said orifice?
    - No. That would be creepy, I think - like a guy I once knew who called his thing, Chester the Molester. Yuck
    Does it do any tricks?
    - No, it just looks pretty.
    Has anyone seen said tricks?
    - No tricks to watch.
    Have you ever made money off it?
    - Yes.
    Would you ever make money off it (again)?
    - For the right price.
    Do you have a funny/embarrassing story about it?
    - I don't think so.
    Would you share it?
    - I would, if I did, but I don't.
    Have you ever used it for storage?
    - It holds some jewelry.

    Spitting in a Wishing Twat

    By Blogger Maverick, at Friday, April 08, 2005 9:39:00 AM  

  • if you razzed yes, that would be trouble...you know you don't need to razz anyway...you're WAY beyond that and um, yes, he's into the sack...sort of, long story...again I dont' really believe he IS....and yes it was a freudian slip so to speak....adjusting the bottoms and he was sitting beside me and i was standing up and well you can just imagine....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, April 08, 2005 12:13:00 PM  

  • oh god can i imagine.

    By Blogger exile, at Saturday, April 09, 2005 1:13:00 PM  

  • COoter
    No
    No
    N/A
    No
    No
    N/A
    I queefed one time with my boyfriend when I was 18 - got drunk at his house party that summer and told, unfortunately, all the popular girls about it . . .
    Yes
    No

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sunday, April 10, 2005 12:26:00 PM  

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