Discharge In My Pants
Ok, WTF? I know I don't wear dress pants all that often but do you normally turn into an electrostatic generator? Every time I move today I'm building this massive electrical current in my pants. Now I know what you're thinking, "oh sexy," but it's quite bothersome. First off my pants keep making a popping sound from the static, I'm zapping my self on every door in the office, and my pant legs are clinging to my skin. Not comfy. As you can imagine this leaves nothing to the imagination as well. I'm pulling at my pants like I've got a rash.
I know there's a way to undo this, but I have no idea what it is.
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
I know there's a way to undo this, but I have no idea what it is.
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
posted by exile at
4/04/2005 04:33:00 PM
5 Comments:
The solution is STATIC-GUARD! Its a spray on thingy you apply while ironing your pants! It WORKS!
By
Anonymous, at Monday, April 04, 2005 7:18:00 PM
shit, now i have to iron my pants? can't i put something in the dryer or something?
By
exile, at Monday, April 04, 2005 10:23:00 PM
you don't even need to iron or dryer, just spray STATIC GUARD right on your pants, it works!
By
Anonymous, at Tuesday, April 05, 2005 10:22:00 AM
always trying to get meto spray in my pants, kinky minx.
does it go in the pants or on the pants?
both of those sounded dirty, i really do need to get laid...
By
exile, at Tuesday, April 05, 2005 12:53:00 PM
it goes on the pants...can't blame me 4 trying and that makes 2 of us.
By
Anonymous, at Thursday, April 07, 2005 12:59:00 PM
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