Get Those Creative Juices Flowing... hehehe, Juices

I have the worst writers block right now. usually when I need/want to write I just clear my mind, see the subject, then my mind runs with the idea. Before long there is a torrent of ideas spilling out in front of me.

Lately I can't seem to clear my mind, with out that I can't get the wheels churning on anything other than the problems in my life. That energizing boosts one obtains for sexual intercourse can make anyone feel good. For me it not only energizes but also clears out the cobwebs. There have been some times where after a hearty session of sexual conquest I’ve typed up full stories, plot and characters, the works. But lately I barely have the kung-fu to keep this blog running. Hell, I have so little in fact, I’ve actually been writing about my self (I’m not a very good subject for writing, my imagination is far more fun then my reality, no I know).

Yup, sex is definitely the answer. A couple sessions of hot rabid monkey sex and I’ll mill out my novel in no time.
All I need is some sort of sexual benefactor. Does anyone want to contribute to a struggling young writer? You know what they say; charity begins at home… or in a car, or a hotel room…


Exile

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