Do You See The Vein bulging From My Forehead? Do you?

ARGH!

God damn piece of dried up monkey spunk!

How the hell did i wind up exactly where i was a couple weeks ago? If you've been following the chronicles of exile, you would know that I'm only 23 days from not having a place to live.

Recently I've been trying to buy a condo. This is a good thing. Unfortunately the area that i want live in just had a huge condo drought. "really in California?" yeah. The one place that i was totally dig'n on is a Co-Op. Co-Ops are a pain in the rectum. You only have a choice of two lenders, and the one i pick is a total asshole. The guy crunched out the numbers and it looks like my monthly payment would be $1400 a month (that's monthly dues, association, everything.) the reason the payment is so expensive is that the people who are selling don't get how to negotiate. They're going to lose this place to the bank if they don't sell, but they're a bit too retarded to figure it out. So now I'm looking for a place to live again, except, while before i was looking for just a month, i may be looking for something for a couple months or so.

The way i figure it, i can knock down that $1400 monthly if i can come in with more, of course I'll need to come in with an extra $4000 or so. The only way i can see this working out is to simply work like the damned by working at my old job from 7-9 every night during the summer months. i can decrease my monthly expenses by staying at my friends apartment, she probably won't ask for much if I'm sleeping on the floor. Add in a possible loan from the parents (which i hate borrowing money with a passion) i think i can swing it.

Does anyone know where you can sell blood? It's A positive, CMV negative! It's good stuff!

I do have a couple things to look forward to, one in particular is a particular trip to a particular county to the north. (It's very particular, you see.) it makes dealing with all this stuff a lot easier knowing she's out there, smiling, laughing, and for course calling me while she's drunk at parties. So cute, you have no idea, and if you think you do, you're not even close.

This coming up weekend is the Mexico trip. It's our usual family trip where we get in touch with our roots by going to Rosarita (smells of piss) and get shit faced in bars while betting on jumping beans. If you've never had a Mexican jumping bean race you have no idea what you're missing out on. This is done by marking the shell of your bean, place your bets, then they all go on an upside-down ashtray, first one off, wins. From there it's all about the drinking, the booze, and buying a piggy bank that you don't need. Oh, and churros too.

There's also Laughlin. This is a post in and of it's self.

So my situation goes as follows, i need to generate an extra $4000 dollars, while having the money to enjoy the things that i have to look forward to.


Exile

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