Shora's Secret Love Affair, EXPOSED!
Finally, thousands of secrets, games, and whispers the truth about Shora's secret love affair comes out.
It started as "an innocent work thing" but soon it spread like wild fire.
She does it in the office,
she does it on the train,
she even does it at home when she claimed to "sick".
Now, it is my sad duty to reveal the face of her lust:
and you know what they say, "once you go black(berry) you never go back..."
It's true, all of it. They spend hours together, hands all over one another, fingers briskly pushing each other's buttons
It's even distracted her from her daily duties:
An affair so sultry it's turned to an addiction.
Their insatiable lust has even given way to use of "aides" to enhance their "interactions":
(I have even uncovered where they would get such a sinful device)
Where this affair will lead is anyone's guess...
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
It started as "an innocent work thing" but soon it spread like wild fire.
She does it in the office,
she does it on the train,
she even does it at home when she claimed to "sick".
Now, it is my sad duty to reveal the face of her lust:
and you know what they say, "once you go black(berry) you never go back..."
It's true, all of it. They spend hours together, hands all over one another, fingers briskly pushing each other's buttons
It's even distracted her from her daily duties:
An affair so sultry it's turned to an addiction.
Their insatiable lust has even given way to use of "aides" to enhance their "interactions":
(I have even uncovered where they would get such a sinful device)
Where this affair will lead is anyone's guess...
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
13 Comments:
I can't help it. I have affairs like that too. But then, I'm a geek.
By Beth, at Monday, June 12, 2006 12:25:00 PM
QOA- that's just one more reason to call you sexy
"geeks of the world unite!"
By exile, at Monday, June 12, 2006 1:11:00 PM
i love gadgets.
By mistipurple, at Monday, June 12, 2006 7:36:00 PM
ya gotta love girls who love their toys!
By Anonymous, at Monday, June 12, 2006 10:24:00 PM
misti- do they vibrate?
steve- they have web sites for that
By exile, at Monday, June 12, 2006 10:55:00 PM
You're just jealous!!! And btw... your bberry pic is an old fashioned one, my new one is much sexier (I took a pic for you, http://www.flickr.com/photos/62682202@N00/166418028/). And yes Misti, it does vibrate... often.... mmmmm.
By Shora, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 5:43:00 AM
shora- i'm thinking of a blackberry HNT... just say'n
By exile, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 8:48:00 AM
fuck i just posted a comment and the fucking blogger kicked me out, fucker!
k....she is so jealous, she won't even let ME touch it, BITCH!
btw she keeps it in her lap....must be so she can feel it vibrating! :O
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 10:18:00 AM
mitzee- why do you think she get's back to people so quickly with that thing, she wants more mail
By exile, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 10:28:00 AM
Fuuuuck, I hate that I'm so transparent!!!
By Shora, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:08:00 AM
shora- is that why you don't show more skin for HNT?
By exile, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:12:00 AM
hahahhaaa PEOPLE! yes, mine vibrates. did you all know there's one which allows another person to control when it should vibrate? am i out of topic?
By mistipurple, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 12:26:00 PM
misti- i once had the idea of making a sex toy that could plug into your Ipod so it would vibrate to the music, but a company beat me to it.
i wouldnt' say you're off at all.
By exile, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:18:00 PM
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