The Newest, Flu-est, Super Hero...

From the land of snow and ice,
come the newest hero, a champion of nice.
His story is one full of mysteries,
and the powers he got from an ill placed sneeze.
You see his origin is one that inspires wonder,
for it all comes about from a viral blunder.
For where his power come from is the glands in his neck,
a set of tonsils that when all to heck.
It was in the night that his mother wondered,
"what could have sent his health asunder?"
but low and behold as the boy awoke,
his new power was revealed as soon as he spoke.
"mommy, i feel kinda sick," he said in the dark,
what followed his statement was a cough that sounded like a bark.
She quickly flipped on the light and was amazed by the sight,
there was a boy with the powers of a Seal and some crime to fight.
Soon criminals would fear the sight that would faced them,
a boy with the cough of a seal and crime fighting phlegm.

Criminals beware...


Ready to balance the ball of evil, on the tip of his nose.

For the full story of Seal Boy And the Tonsils Of Hella click here

Exile

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