If you're horny and you know it clap your hands, but if you won't put out then shut the hell up!

How inconsiderate must a woman be that she would complain to a guy about not having sex. Don't get me wrong now, as for most of the womanly woes I can feel sympathy, and at times even empathy. But not for this. To put it in simple terms, for guys the need for sex is much like the need to take a piss. Sometimes you can wait till you get home, and sometimes you gotta piss in a gas station bathroom. And we've all used that nasty men's room. To then taunt someone who really needs to piss by talking about how your bathroom is used so rarely it's collecting dust is just cruel.

This is not an objectification of women, but rather a simplification of a serious problem. It's like offering a girl on a diet a dozen donuts. This cruelty increases exponential especially if both people in this conversation are single and very available.

The most irritating aspect of this incessant scenario is that the actual act of sex, which is quite enjoyable, is cast in a bad light. The guy can't make an offer without looking piggish, and no one's having any nookie.

There are two solutions, one, is to look at the exchange of sex as a business transaction, supply and demand so to speak. And exchange of fluids on an equalized scale.

The other is to stop dangling a stake in front of a starving man you heartless bitch!

Both are good ideas.



Exile

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