And you still want to vote?

So at this point you can officially say that a vote for George Bush is a character flaw. Those people that are voting for him don't even know why they are. "oh, he's a Christian," yeah, so was Hitler. (ok, Hitler most likely wasn't a Christian, but it's a theory of mine.) So now every one is on the "Anyone But Bush, 2004" campaign. After doing more in one presidency then any other leader to damn our environment it seems like a simple choice to simply not vote for him. Hell, at this point John Kerry could sodomize your grandmother and you'd still say "yeah, I'd vote for him." and yet there's still an election to be had.

What no one really seems to realize is that no one really elected George to begin with. Don't get me wrong, there was an election, and everyone who voted was counted, but the majority did not win. Thanks to the manipulation of the electoral college (an arcane system that no longer serves purpose) a president was elected and put into "power" without the American people's say so. Bush was brought into office for one reason, to go to war. It's simple, they (by they I mean those running the country) needed someone who could play John Wayne, put a stop to Saddam (who we gave power to) and put us in control of the Middle East. Al Gore was a bad choice for this role, after all, he might want to be president, but George had no interest in presidency. Picture the monkeys the put in the first space capsules, no real interest in what they were doing, after all they were dumb monkeys. So George agreed to dance on the strings like a good marionette and go to war. He wasn't worried about his political career because he didn't have one.

And four years later there's another election. George Bush is running again, but I'm pretty sure it's not of his own volition, he simply has to continue his role, which transitioned from John Wayne, to "Bad Cop." The role of good cop will be played by John Kerry.

So now the ones in control of our country will have to make a choice do they want to muscle the world and keep George. After all, they used George to successfully urinate on the UN with wild abandon. Or do they bring in John Kerry, and try and convince the world that we're not bad, we just happened to give a handgun to a monkey, don't hate the US.

But feel free to vote this November, after all it's your right. And hey, they just might listen to what you have to say this time.

Exile

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