The Trix Rabbit May Not Be Gay, But This Is One Flaming Bunny

I normally don't laugh at he pain of animals. For the most part animals don't really deserve as much pain as most people do. But this time I'll make an exception.

In today's Oddly Enough section of the Yahoo! News. There was a story of a bunny that became a flaming fireball of destruction. It turns out this Cricket Club wanted to have a little bon fire, celebrating what ever you celebrate in Cricket. Unbeknownst to the bon fire bureaucracy a small bunny was trapped in the branches they were hurling into the fire. Upon ignition the cotton tail launched from the inferno like Buggs on a quart of hot sauce. While the sight of a flying, flaming, rabbit must have been quite interesting, the fun didn't start until the rabbit landed. It turns out Peter Cotton-Tail shot straight for the grounds keepers shed. The Utility Hut held all the gardening equipment, lawnmowers, and yes fuel (petrol, to the cricketer).

The volatile bunny blaze took out the entire utility hut and most of the club house was engulfed. The damages summed up to a total of $110,000 dollars (60,000 pounds if you want a conversion).



A tortoise with a gas can was detained from a race the following day for questioning.


Here's the link to the story:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20040813/od_nm/odd_britain_rabbit_dc

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