Oh Can-A-Da!
Wow, I never thought of using tigers in a lawsuit like this. They were usually my escape plan, but this is new.
I won't spoil all the fun from this article but I will highlight something. a young couple gets lightly mauled by a tiger in a car safari thing after the windows rolled down on their own. This is valid. The girl is a stripper, and she states the scars she received would make it difficult for her to make a living. This is somewhat valid, (although we've all see ugly strippers, so...) The boyfriend is also going to sue because the wounds on his arm will make it difficult to play his musical instrument. This is partially valid (how many guys do we know that say they're in a band, yeah, no real loss.) the musical instrument he plays is the accordion. INVALID, unless he's weird al yankovic that cannot count.
Here's the whole story:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20050128/od_nm/life_canada_stripper_dc
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
I won't spoil all the fun from this article but I will highlight something. a young couple gets lightly mauled by a tiger in a car safari thing after the windows rolled down on their own. This is valid. The girl is a stripper, and she states the scars she received would make it difficult for her to make a living. This is somewhat valid, (although we've all see ugly strippers, so...) The boyfriend is also going to sue because the wounds on his arm will make it difficult to play his musical instrument. This is partially valid (how many guys do we know that say they're in a band, yeah, no real loss.) the musical instrument he plays is the accordion. INVALID, unless he's weird al yankovic that cannot count.
Here's the whole story:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20050128/od_nm/life_canada_stripper_dc
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
posted by exile at
1/28/2005 02:15:00 PM
4 Comments:
Those damn Canucks!
oops....that be me!
um, ya, no.....stripper and a guitar player...hurt "by accident"....need compensation...sounds like the cure for a coupla welfare cases if you ask me.....no i know.
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Anonymous, at Monday, January 31, 2005 6:13:00 AM
leave it to canada, eh? people always wonder why americans have ignorant views of canadians, and then they read this story. for this i weep.
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exile, at Monday, January 31, 2005 11:40:00 AM
I can't even debate that....although I want to, I just can't, you are dead on.
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, February 02, 2005 8:56:00 AM
on the otherhand, americans are assholes... maybe another war will make us feel better.
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exile, at Wednesday, February 02, 2005 9:46:00 AM
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