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I hate buying condoms.
This is a necessity in modern day life, and yet it's never easy. For some reason the condoms are always placed in the worst part of the store, mixed among the feminine hygiene products. The condoms are usually nestled amidst tampons and feminine napkins. On the opposite side of the isle are the diapers and old people ointments. So of course there is always an old person or collection of dirt children. Be it embarrassment or reality, or both, every one seems to be starring while you shop. It doesn't even matter what time you do your shopping there always seems to be the woman with so many kids crawling on her cart that you know she's never seen a condom before shopping right next to you. And while you're reading over the smallest font ever to be put on a product the writing pile of children next to you begins to stare with their simian eyes.
You can't just make snap decisions when selecting the one thing that will stand between you and the worst disease you can ever catch, children. Condoms are something more than what you wrap your penis in. Each package and brand contains different qualities; lubed, non lubed, spermicide, studded or ribbed. All of this must be weighed heavily, durability, reliability... Then I grab the cheapest ones and I'm off.
Exile
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This is a necessity in modern day life, and yet it's never easy. For some reason the condoms are always placed in the worst part of the store, mixed among the feminine hygiene products. The condoms are usually nestled amidst tampons and feminine napkins. On the opposite side of the isle are the diapers and old people ointments. So of course there is always an old person or collection of dirt children. Be it embarrassment or reality, or both, every one seems to be starring while you shop. It doesn't even matter what time you do your shopping there always seems to be the woman with so many kids crawling on her cart that you know she's never seen a condom before shopping right next to you. And while you're reading over the smallest font ever to be put on a product the writing pile of children next to you begins to stare with their simian eyes.
You can't just make snap decisions when selecting the one thing that will stand between you and the worst disease you can ever catch, children. Condoms are something more than what you wrap your penis in. Each package and brand contains different qualities; lubed, non lubed, spermicide, studded or ribbed. All of this must be weighed heavily, durability, reliability... Then I grab the cheapest ones and I'm off.
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
posted by exile at
1/22/2005 09:41:00 PM
7 Comments:
Personally-When people stare at me whilst buying condoms, I like to give them the smug "you only wish you were having as much sex as me look".
Ususally, there never look right back at me-I mean, I may turn them to stone.
But that's just me.
By
New Girl, at Monday, January 24, 2005 1:08:00 PM
it's also quite funny that when you go to a sex shop you feel quite normal buying condoms. and i'm sure the person buying the zippered leather sex mask feels the same way that you do buying condoms at wal-mart.
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exile, at Tuesday, January 25, 2005 9:54:00 AM
You're "i'll just grab the cheapest ones"
as for the sex shop.....it's getting in and out without being "recognized" once inside, it's all good.
By
Anonymous, at Wednesday, January 26, 2005 8:08:00 AM
nothing wrong with being frugal. and am i alone in skipping through the sex shop like a kid in a candy shop? so who are you worried about recognizing you?
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exile, at Wednesday, January 26, 2005 9:46:00 AM
oh no one in particular, except perhaps the people I work with.....they'd LOVE to raz me about something like that.........talk about a field day....yikes.
as for the skipping....yes i think i did a coupla 2 steps myself.
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Anonymous, at Monday, January 31, 2005 6:09:00 AM
like they don't raz you. i guess we'll just have to go skipping though the local shop. talk about babes in toy land.
no i know.
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exile, at Monday, January 31, 2005 11:35:00 AM
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