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Thursday, January 20, 2005

Which Extremity of the World Are You?

YOU ARE THE ATACAMA DESERT
You are the driest area on Earth. Your annual rainfall is roughly the depth of a dollar bill. In fact, often you can go for several years without any precipitation whatsoever. If you wanted to fill a pint glass by rainfall alone, you would have to have started in 1704, five years before the invention of the piano; to get enough water to drown a man of average height would take 3600 years, or the time between us and the Hittites. You really put Canadian "dry" ginger ale into perspective.


I am the Atacama Desert!
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

I noticed the ref to a canadian drink and just realized the majority of the people who read this are canadian. hmmm... can i be your president? I know i have a vote from Mitzzee (http://ewlala.blogspot.com/)

Exile

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5 Comments:

  • YOU SURE DO !!!!

    And I LOVE Canada Dry Ginger Ale, that's my FAV!!

    don't worry I won't yawn at your inauguration like Bush's daughter did.....lol

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, January 21, 2005 6:29:00 AM  

  • this is me....LIBYA.....no i know....

    YOU ARE AL-AZIZIYAH, LIBYA

    You burn with the fires of a million suns.

    OK, so that's an exaggeration. Perhaps only a thousand. Or 0.0106 suns, to be less fantastically inaccurate: that's the proportion of the Sun's surface temperature you reached on the 13th of September 1922. Your record of 60.6 degrees Celsius beats any other recorded for anywhere else on the planet. That's enough to melt an ox, create mercury from thin air or spontaneously turn oil into soup. 'strue. Really.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, January 21, 2005 6:37:00 AM  

  • i love when you talk dirty with me... what? deserts are dirty

    By Blogger exile, at Friday, January 21, 2005 10:24:00 AM  

  • You can be President of Canada. Making love in a canoe is the only prerequisite. Hmmmm, I wonder which Canadian you'll ask to help you?

    Carmine

    By Blogger The Editorialist, at Friday, January 21, 2005 11:48:00 AM  

  • that's one hell of a prerequisite. the only thing is you're not my type Carmine, but i'm really flattered.

    By Blogger exile, at Friday, January 21, 2005 2:42:00 PM  

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