Medical Insurance Is Neat!
So i finally have medical insurance now, and man does it feel good.
For those of you out side the state, let me explain. In America you can go to a doctor for free, get all your ailments tended to, and get all the medication you need... So long as you're in prison. As a free honest citizen, however, paying for medical treatment is so astronomical in cost that it is neigh impossible. If you have medical insurance the cost for treatment and the like decreases drastically, but the insurance is still very expensive. The only recourse is to work at a job where your medical insurance is included as a benefit with your job. In other words you must sell your soul to save your flesh.
Now, as for my self, I was fucked over by my employers on the medical benefit side of things for so long that the least they could have done was give me the common courtesy of a "reach-around." but alas, no, no benefits meant i for years i couldn't go to a real.
when i say years i mean years, i think the last real doctor i went to was when i was at least seven years ago.
when i say "real doctor" what i mean is a doctor who isn't practicing in a tool shed.
See, to get "treatment" like antibiotics and STD screens (don't look at me like that, i like to be safe) i had to go to the school doctor. Junior College school doctors are terrible, you'd think they'd know anatomy better seeing as though they spend so much time with their heads up their asses. Essentially it's self service medicine.
But today i actually got to go to a real doctor and had insurance to boot! It was kinda funny because i didn't realize what bad shape i was in until i saw the doctor's reactions to my ailments. Just to give you an idea, here's an abridged list of my medical issues:
two bad shoulders damaged at the gym.
respiratory ailments (black mold in my old office)
horrible stomach issues
possible digestive track damage (reread that last one)
joint pain
Possibilities of anxiety and depression
lack of medical treatment for 7 years ("what vaccinations?")
zero medical records
and yadda yadda yadda
Long and the short of it, I'm a mess.
The one cool thing about this guy is that he's actually on my side on things. Usually people tell me that my medical concerns are all in my head (esp. The school doctors). But he hooked me up with a few free samples and a prescription for more goodies (better living through chemistry).
I have an appointment tomorrow to a bunch of tests so you know I'm looking forward to that.
on thing i do like about this doctor is that they said my appointment was at 12 and i saw the doctor AT 12 O'CLOCK! Usually it takes at least an hour.
Yes, i know it's lame to be excited about going to the doctors, but when you've gone this long with out it. But I'm still not looking forward to going to the dentist.
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
For those of you out side the state, let me explain. In America you can go to a doctor for free, get all your ailments tended to, and get all the medication you need... So long as you're in prison. As a free honest citizen, however, paying for medical treatment is so astronomical in cost that it is neigh impossible. If you have medical insurance the cost for treatment and the like decreases drastically, but the insurance is still very expensive. The only recourse is to work at a job where your medical insurance is included as a benefit with your job. In other words you must sell your soul to save your flesh.
Now, as for my self, I was fucked over by my employers on the medical benefit side of things for so long that the least they could have done was give me the common courtesy of a "reach-around." but alas, no, no benefits meant i for years i couldn't go to a real.
when i say years i mean years, i think the last real doctor i went to was when i was at least seven years ago.
when i say "real doctor" what i mean is a doctor who isn't practicing in a tool shed.
See, to get "treatment" like antibiotics and STD screens (don't look at me like that, i like to be safe) i had to go to the school doctor. Junior College school doctors are terrible, you'd think they'd know anatomy better seeing as though they spend so much time with their heads up their asses. Essentially it's self service medicine.
But today i actually got to go to a real doctor and had insurance to boot! It was kinda funny because i didn't realize what bad shape i was in until i saw the doctor's reactions to my ailments. Just to give you an idea, here's an abridged list of my medical issues:
two bad shoulders damaged at the gym.
respiratory ailments (black mold in my old office)
horrible stomach issues
possible digestive track damage (reread that last one)
joint pain
Possibilities of anxiety and depression
lack of medical treatment for 7 years ("what vaccinations?")
zero medical records
and yadda yadda yadda
Long and the short of it, I'm a mess.
The one cool thing about this guy is that he's actually on my side on things. Usually people tell me that my medical concerns are all in my head (esp. The school doctors). But he hooked me up with a few free samples and a prescription for more goodies (better living through chemistry).
I have an appointment tomorrow to a bunch of tests so you know I'm looking forward to that.
on thing i do like about this doctor is that they said my appointment was at 12 and i saw the doctor AT 12 O'CLOCK! Usually it takes at least an hour.
Yes, i know it's lame to be excited about going to the doctors, but when you've gone this long with out it. But I'm still not looking forward to going to the dentist.
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
24 Comments:
Hey, I am glad you got in to see a GOOD doctor!
Time for you to start feeling better!!
As for the dentist..I will hold you hand and give you a lolipop if you are a good boy!
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, October 03, 2006 6:08:00 PM
Ooh, I'm in the middle of choosing a new doctor too. My criteria are that it must be a woman, close to home, NOT a family-friendly atmosphere (I do NOT want to be in the waiting room with screaming babies and wild children), not in the ghetto, but also not in a building where parking costs mucho money. It's been a bit tough.
The medical aide at my last doctor asked me if I was Puerto Rican, then proceeded to tell me all about his last girlfriend who was, and how she needed to be fucked at least once a day or he was in trouble. Then he told me he needed some weed.
Which is why I need a new doctor.
By Ghetto Photo Girl, at Tuesday, October 03, 2006 7:27:00 PM
hella- awww, i was going to give you a lolipop too
By exile, at Tuesday, October 03, 2006 8:10:00 PM
exo- he told you that his old gf needed to be fucked once a day?
i guess those med school corpses harden up if you don't tendorize them. hehehe
By exile, at Tuesday, October 03, 2006 8:13:00 PM
Exile, I want a cherry flavoured one...can I have a cherry flavoured one?
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, October 03, 2006 8:59:00 PM
hella- cherry flavoured... it can be done, but it will be kinda sticky...
By exile, at Tuesday, October 03, 2006 9:10:00 PM
I hear ya.. I can't remember the last time I went to a "real doctor" either.. I haven't had insurance since I was under 18 and my mom had it on me. And fucka dentist. unless I'm in exruciating pain, I'm not going. lol I have a phobia of dentists I believe...
By Robyn, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 7:04:00 AM
Damn slick...you are falling apart!
Also, the dentist is about a million times worse than the doctor...
Especially when youhave something wrong...because then the drills and scrapers come out...
Man..I SOO HOPE you have something wrong. ;)
Steve~
By Steven, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 8:36:00 AM
Dude, that is not lame at all. I can understand your excitement 100%. I didn't have insurance for years and I almost didn't know what to do with myself when I was able to go to the doctor.
By Mackenzie, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 8:55:00 AM
steve- well, i am in need of some oral attention...
BV- were you all "hey, that think looks like a duck... you're planning on putting that where?"
By exile, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 9:36:00 AM
I get to go to the doctor today. I'm looking forward to him helping my wallet lose that extra weight.
By Randi, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 10:27:00 AM
i can give you what the doctor cannot give.
By mistipurple, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 11:13:00 AM
randi- yeah, doctors are always look'n to tap that cash
misti- was that directed to me or randi? cause randi could use some love'n
By exile, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 11:26:00 AM
i'm always good for love'n.
randi, would you like to have some fun? i love your heels.
and exile, you know i'm always giving you what the doctor never ordered.
By mistipurple, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 11:48:00 AM
misti- awwwww, so just take two of those and call you in the morning?
randi- word to the wise, when she slips on the rubber gloves, get nervous.
By exile, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 1:11:00 PM
That blows!
If I had to pay..I would never go...
By Sassy, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 1:20:00 PM
sassy- that's why i don't go to strip clubs
By exile, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 1:38:00 PM
i ought to get paid for staying in your cage.
By mistipurple, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 1:54:00 PM
misti- i wrote you a haiku? what else could you want?
By exile, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 2:02:00 PM
i want more presents for christmas.
and, you made me say things at my 'pure as driven snow' blog.
would that warrant for that pink twirling toothbrush?
By mistipurple, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 2:12:00 PM
misti- *gasp* i made you say nothing, i only wrote an innocent haiku to which you replied:
mistipurple said…
#EXILE: your balls fell outta the cage. i played catch with your inflatable monkey. and this comment so do not belong here.
well, i have to say you definatley earned something pink, but it ain't no toothbrush
By exile, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 3:09:00 PM
your doc should read your blog.
he won't think you're depressed or anything like that.
and i'm looking forward to my pink present.
and... you write 'innocent'?
EVerybody in unison now.... "NOOO!!"
By mistipurple, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 3:58:00 PM
misti-
of couse if the doc read the blog he'd have me commited. you wouldn't want that, would you?
something pink for misti, hmmmmm... who do i know who has something pink for misti...
btw, are you trying to start a "Muntany On The Bloggy"? every one in unison...
By exile, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 4:21:00 PM
Sticky and Cherry flavoured.....hmmm so many comments so little time!
;P
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, October 04, 2006 5:11:00 PM
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