HNS- Half Nekk'ed Shocker
As any good master should, I decided to give me Bitch (Misti) a little treat. So I let her pick my HNT pic for this week. She wanted me to showcase my favorite toys.
Well, I happen to have a lot, so I thought I'd show off two of them.
This is my favorite drinking/party game
Lightning Reaction
The way the game is played is simple.
1. Everyone takes a controller
2. The red light in the middle flashes and plays this horrid music.
3. The light turns green and you push the button on your controller.
4. If you push the button too soon or are the last one, you get zapped.
5. Everyone laughs at you for being a wussy
I also bought a new toy.
And it's so me.
That's right (say it with me) and Infrared Trash Can. Oh yes, my trash can opens and closes when I need to throw a way trash. I needed a trash can for the kitchen, and well, fuck it, I bought an infrared trash can.
And according to my inflatable monkey, I have to justify nothing!
(I hope this was somewhat what you wanted Misti.)
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
Well, I happen to have a lot, so I thought I'd show off two of them.
This is my favorite drinking/party game
Lightning Reaction
The way the game is played is simple.
1. Everyone takes a controller
2. The red light in the middle flashes and plays this horrid music.
3. The light turns green and you push the button on your controller.
4. If you push the button too soon or are the last one, you get zapped.
5. Everyone laughs at you for being a wussy
I also bought a new toy.
And it's so me.
That's right (say it with me) and Infrared Trash Can. Oh yes, my trash can opens and closes when I need to throw a way trash. I needed a trash can for the kitchen, and well, fuck it, I bought an infrared trash can.
And according to my inflatable monkey, I have to justify nothing!
(I hope this was somewhat what you wanted Misti.)
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
Labels: HNT
47 Comments:
I don't think I want to drink with you. And that's GOT to be the first time I ever said THAT ;)
Nice monkey...
By Anonymous, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 4:17:00 AM
I wanna play that game.. hehe =)
Kick ass trash can... and is that the monkeys tail??????
Mwah babe.. HHNT!
By Robyn, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 4:38:00 AM
all very practical and necessary purchases! *~*happy hnt*~*
By Phain, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 4:52:00 AM
Exile, that drinking game is BAD ASS.........can I pet your monkey???
Happy HNT
By Anonymous, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 5:03:00 AM
the monkey is there because he felt left out that he isn't youre favorite toy, isn't he?
Happy HNT!
By The Melody Censor, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 6:55:00 AM
Wouldn't it be fun to be a game developer?
Happy HNT
By Anonymous, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 7:07:00 AM
I'd love to have that game. The trash can? notsomuch. But the wall art beside the monkey is really cool.
By betchacantguesswho, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:15:00 AM
i
want
your
monkey
By mistipurple, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:23:00 AM
tragic- it's the best drink'n game ever! (just don't put it on your naughty parts)
biscuit- rasberries! why no? oh sure, i'll pump you full of a few volts once you're drunk, but what are friends for?
robyn- i'm sure there are lots of game you wanna play (naughty girl). and yes, that's his tail (perv)
felicityA- well... if you were an inflateable monkey wouldn't you want inflateable junk?
le chat- i make "practical" sexy!
hella- it so rocks, just wait until you have your hand wrapped around the shaft with your thumb on tip (careful, it's sensitive and might go off in you hand.) And yes, you may pet my monkey, but he perfers to be stroked...
melody- he knew what this was when it started.
raynwomaan- yes it would, that, or a porn star
betcha- everyone loves that game (except the people that hate it). thanks for the art kudos, i didn't know you liked dolphins, hehehe.
By exile, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:30:00 AM
misti- i
bet
you
do
so little Moisti, was this HNT post to your liking?
By exile, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:54:00 AM
I don't like shocks. You're a freak! Lovable though. HHNT babe!
By Shora, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 9:10:00 AM
shora- oh come now, we know you have a kinky side
(we all saw your HNT post, surfing for porn while your kid's sick...)
By exile, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 10:25:00 AM
that's a well hung monkey! oh wait... that's a tail...
HHNT
By Randi, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 10:34:00 AM
randi- yes, and everyone seems to want a piece of tail
By exile, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 10:41:00 AM
You kids nowadays...in MY day, all we need for a drinking game was alcohol and ourselves. Didn't even necessarily need a glass.
NOW, you got to have purty lights, and whizzing noises and stuff like that there! Kids....sheesh.
HAPPY HNT!
Oh, and I read back thru your blog some, and in one drunken post, you mentioned about hooking me up with some guy you just found out was gay, but then didn't cause I'm getting some 18 year old ass. Dude, just cuase I'm getting some 18 year old's ass (and what a great ass it is) doesn't mean I'm not lookin for other asses! :)
By Polt, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:22:00 AM
polt- i think you just "carbon-dated" yourself, hehehe.
yes, us young'ns like us some fancy lights and electricity
i figured you'd wanna raft the river niles. but to navigate such waters you must be familiar with both fine wines (which being gay it's a given) and ren-fair history what-have-you.
By exile, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:34:00 AM
i love your post. i love your monkey. i love your comments. i love coming here. i love your homies. i love my cage.
there.
are you always that insecure? :P
and yes, i love you too.
(just in case)
By mistipurple, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 4:49:00 PM
misti- and i love that you love me
hehehe
that's why i asked ya know, diddn't want to let my bitch down.
By exile, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 5:07:00 PM
Love the trash can, now I just need something to actually pick up the trash for me and take it to the can.
Happy HNT!
Ms SD
By Sexy Duet, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 6:11:00 PM
SD- shit, i didn't see those at costco...
By exile, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 7:19:00 PM
you never let me down. don't worry hon.
and i knew why you asked. lol. but a bitch likes to be asked twice.
By mistipurple, at Thursday, September 21, 2006 9:57:00 PM
misti- that's my bee-yatch!
By exile, at Friday, September 22, 2006 8:27:00 AM
I don't think I would want to play that game. Being zapped is for tough guys and I'm nothing but pussy.
By Mackenzie, at Friday, September 22, 2006 9:13:00 AM
where DO all your blogmates come from? i always get such a stitch laughing at all the comments.
and ya ya, you too included.
By mistipurple, at Friday, September 22, 2006 9:25:00 AM
bv- that's not true, you're not just a pussy, you have boobies too!
misti- i wanted to come up with a witty retort to this, but honestly, the mainly come from canada.
By exile, at Friday, September 22, 2006 9:28:00 AM
Hmmmmmm we are nice up here in the great white north!
"Blame Canada, blame Canada, with all that hockey hullabaloo and that bitch anne murray too!"
GO LEAFS!!!!
By Anonymous, at Friday, September 22, 2006 11:05:00 AM
hella- "mi igloo es su igloo"
yes, canadians are very friendly
keep yer stick on the ice, eh?
hehehe
(i think i just used up all the "canadian" i know...)
By exile, at Friday, September 22, 2006 11:39:00 AM
That's not a tail....is it?!?!
Bring the monkey.
I insist.
By Sassy, at Friday, September 22, 2006 2:01:00 PM
sassy- well, it is pre-hensile...
By exile, at Friday, September 22, 2006 3:08:00 PM
won't be too tough to bring the monkey. you can blow him up when needed.
By mistipurple, at Friday, September 22, 2006 4:43:00 PM
misti- all you have to do is start talking about blowing my monkey and i remember why i wuv you all over again. hehehe
By exile, at Friday, September 22, 2006 4:51:00 PM
Yeah and you say you aren't monkey obsessed!!!
By Anonymous, at Saturday, September 23, 2006 3:15:00 PM
hella- well, i like my ho's to have monkey toes
does that count?
By exile, at Sunday, September 24, 2006 8:28:00 PM
*Cheshire Grin* why mister Exile..whatever do you mean?
By Anonymous, at Monday, September 25, 2006 5:13:00 PM
hella- that if i ever meet a girl with some monkey toes i'll just have to have wild passionate monkey sex with her
just say'n
By exile, at Monday, September 25, 2006 9:09:00 PM
By all means.....please do!!
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, September 26, 2006 5:17:00 AM
hella- know where i can find one?
By exile, at Tuesday, September 26, 2006 8:56:00 AM
I am sure there is one up here in Canada....maybe you should come up and check it out!!
;P
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, September 26, 2006 10:57:00 AM
hella- ooooowwwww, my arm, stop twisting it!!!!
By exile, at Tuesday, September 26, 2006 11:15:00 AM
Um yeah, I am not touching you......yet!
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:43:00 PM
hella- well, get on it
By exile, at Tuesday, September 26, 2006 9:00:00 PM
Gotta wait a couple of weeks
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:23:00 PM
hella- man, i hate having to wait
7-10 business days my ass!
By exile, at Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:39:00 PM
Your ass.... way too many things to say.....so little time!
*devil horns prick up*
By Anonymous, at Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:08:00 AM
hella- there are so many more "funner" tourist attractions you should visit
By exile, at Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:34:00 AM
I love the infrared trashcan! I sooooo need one of those!!
Happy (b-lated) HNT!
By Shay, at Thursday, September 28, 2006 11:59:00 AM
shay- i know, i have an electric toothbrush, electric razor, why not?
By exile, at Thursday, September 28, 2006 2:00:00 PM
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