Exile Industries: Department of Redundancy Department: You Want Naked? I'll Give You Naked!

Saturday, September 16, 2006

You Want Naked? I'll Give You Naked!

Jeez-us

I guy mentions in his Haiku Friday post that he was chasing a cricket naked and everyone is all over it!

Did we get any pics of the naked cricket chasing excursion? Thems would be priceless.
By Robyn, at Friday, September 15, 2006 1:24:04 PM

well, your resident blogmates took the question outta me mouth. where's the naked cricket chasing pics?
By mistipurple, at Friday, September 15, 2006 1:27:34 PM

Everyone here wants to see your cricket Exile!!!!!!
Including me ;P
By Hella, at Saturday, September 16, 2006 11:27:01 AM

Sheesh.

Fine, you wanna see my "naked cricket," I'll give you my "naked cricket."

...and don't say I don't give you nuth'n!

Exile

Original_exile@hotmail.com

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i was gonna mention about your last line,"...and don't say I don't give you nuth'n!"
where're the nuts? *grins*
(i'm glad i'm thousand of miles away) or is it hundreds? been kept in the cage too long.

By mistipurple, at Saturday, September 16, 2006 9:32:00 PM
misti- he's a cricket, don't expect too much

regardless of how many miles away you are, you've so earned a spank'n

By exile, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:02:00 AM
He's wearing trousers! Lies! All lies!

By Anonymous, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 5:00:00 AM
That's a really small "censored" box.

Poor cricket.

By Sassy, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 7:14:00 AM
actually, if you'd look hard enough, er.. jimminy jr. went way beyond the box. i'm so proud of him.

By mistipurple, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 8:17:00 AM
Awww come one Exile...you know that if me or anyone else had posted that haiku you would have made some similar comments!!! Besides you love our dirty minds!!
Cute pic.......it made me laugh!!!

By Anonymous, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 8:37:00 AM
I'm screaming COP-OUT!!!

By Shora, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 9:56:00 AM
swearing lady- the guy has a bad sock tan and now you're saying she's wearing trousers? real compassionate

sassy- he's a cricket!
besides, it's not the size of the pen, it's how you sign your name.

misti- exactly, this is the Ron Jeremy of crickets here!

hella- of course i would, of cours i have, and i will probably do it again. hehehe

shora- um, did the HNT Recyler just yell "Cop Out?"
hehehe

By exile, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 10:54:00 AM
Well, I think it's a cute lil "cricket". =) Far more than expected. hehe

By Robyn, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 11:27:00 AM
robyn- as long as you always expect the least, i'll always excede your expectations

By exile, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 5:00:00 PM
i had to google that.

By mistipurple, at Sunday, September 17, 2006 11:15:00 PM
misti- awwwww, *gives a big hug to misti* you're so innocent, pure as the driven snow, you are.

By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 8:20:00 AM
i'm trying to learn fast, master. you teach me well.
luv,
moisti

By mistipurple, at Monday, September 18, 2006 9:51:00 AM
moisti- yes you are grasshopper, soon you will be given your own bitch.

By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 10:25:00 AM
my master is generous with me
i must return his kindness
my bitch shall also be his bitch when my time comes

By mistipurple, at Monday, September 18, 2006 10:41:00 AM
misti- you've so earned extra toys for your cage

By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 11:10:00 AM
might there be a twirly one too? must i get extra points for those?

By mistipurple, at Monday, September 18, 2006 12:01:00 PM
misti- well, i won't give too much away, but it has a bell and a little mirror

By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 12:05:00 PM
and it's not even christmas.

By mistipurple, at Monday, September 18, 2006 1:24:00 PM
i meant you're always so good to me. and of cos, you understood that.

By mistipurple, at Monday, September 18, 2006 1:26:00 PM
misti- christmas only comes once a year, i do it daily. hehehe

of course i am, one must always be good to his bitch.

seeing as though you've been so good, maybe i'll let you request this weeks HNT post

By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 1:48:00 PM
oooo Misti....getting to pick Exile HNT post..........MMMMMMM choose wisely my little friend.....if you need any ideas...I am more than willing to come up with a few!!!
*evil grin*

By Anonymous, at Monday, September 18, 2006 2:29:00 PM
Hella- hey hey, no cavorting between my bitches, do I have to have misti e-mail her request to keep it away from your prying eyes? hehehe

By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 2:39:00 PM
*Pouts and stamps her foot*
You are no fun!!

By Anonymous, at Monday, September 18, 2006 2:58:00 PM
hella- *points finger* now you let misti have her fun or i won't let you have fun with her

By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 3:00:00 PM
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By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 3:00:00 PM
You won't LET me have fun with her????
Well aren't we mister authority!! hehehe

By Anonymous, at Monday, September 18, 2006 3:20:00 PM
hella- yes, i'm glad we got this straightened out.

By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 3:34:00 PM
Exile, I hate to break this to you sweetie......but you are my bitch remember.....I know, I know it's Monday and we tend to forget..but I am prepared to forgive you....but you are still getting a spankin! ;P

By Anonymous, at Monday, September 18, 2006 3:55:00 PM
hella- what's with the trickery regarding this "bitchery"

your my bitch
misti's my bitch

let's just see who spanks who

By exile, at Monday, September 18, 2006 4:08:00 PM
LOL honey....bring it on!
*Cheshire grin*

"We wont spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!"

By Anonymous, at Monday, September 18, 2006 4:30:00 PM
Pffft! Pussy.

By Beth, at Monday, September 18, 2006 7:00:00 PM
I prefer chocolate salty balls, but that's just me.

By Mackenzie, at Monday, September 18, 2006 7:12:00 PM
hella- "oh, it's already been brought'n"

QOA- no no, you're supposed to say "mmmmmmm! pussy" hehehe

BV- "suck on my salt chocolate balls, put'em in your mouth and lick'em and suck'em..."

By exile, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 12:26:00 AM
my... this is too much for a new bitch to take in.
lemme go back to my cage for a bit, and i'll be back after playing with my new toys.

Hella my queen, you can share some toys with me if you want.

Exile my master, would you like to do a HNT with YOUR favourite toy?
we're not talking teddy bears here, just so you know.

By mistipurple, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 7:59:00 AM
misti- hmmmmm... my favorite toy... i think i can do that

just so you know, boy toys are kinda boring (like video games and stuff)

By exile, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:37:00 AM
hmmm. i'm sure you'd know wat to do with them games and stuff to get all your bitches here excited.

By mistipurple, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:50:00 AM
misti- i guess i have a few days to figure out exactly how you want me to work my joy stick

By exile, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:57:00 AM
suddenly i feel hot.
er.. i need to get back to my cage.

By mistipurple, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 12:54:00 PM
Misti, I will gladly share my toys with you anyday...but you knew that already!!
Exile, you need a few days to figure out what to do with your joystick?? Honey we need to talk. I can help you out! LOL ;P

By Anonymous, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:01:00 PM
misti- yes go cool off, i'll put more water in your dish.

hella- yeah, do you have a slot i can plug it into? it looks like it can go in either slot one or two...

By exile, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:08:00 PM
oh my, it's getting hotter in here. i so need to sleep now. lemme adjust these clanging chains a bit. nite nite Hella and Exile. i don't want to miss anything. make sure it's all pen out here. *oink*

By mistipurple, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:15:00 PM
Have your bitches done something with you? It's tuesday..where did you go?

HELLA!! Give him back...he needs to breathe.

By Sassy, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:26:00 PM
Exile, "it can go in slot one or two"? HA HA HA My aren't we funny!!

Sassy, why do you always look my way when something is a miss....I am innocent I tell you...INNOCENT!!

By Anonymous, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 3:09:00 PM
sassy- not yet, hehehe

besides, who are you to be talk'n smack? i'm posting saturday to tuesday (3 day max) you posted thursday to tuesday (5 day min)

don't make me sick my bitches on you.

hella- that's why they call me "Player 1" hehehe

By exile, at Tuesday, September 19, 2006 3:18:00 PM

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