kfuck'nt drunkd
i'm hammered rigtn now, and seeing ashoug though i need to spober up beofee i go to slepeepy i 'dedcdider to blog
oh sure, my findgers can weork elsew ehere but no here
fuckn't quiters
*yawn*
i'm lookinknu8bg to crash out right now but seeing ashough i need to lose this buss i will just keep writeirnbg till i'm sober
first off, i just found out my bestesdft frien ds room mate is gay, dueede, i've alwasy knowant but seriously, why hide it this long? i mean, he's been making advacnes on me for years, he makes his own renecance closthing, and he is GAY@ I'M SORrry by why not just admit it? i mean, i'm going to totallhy tease him for it, but ya know, that's why guys doo. had he palyed his cards right i could have hooked him up with polt! (but he's off getting some 18 year old ass, so it's all good)
i guess in the end every one needs some loven', bbut the take it far to litterallly
hehehe
i can't focus, i gues that' smeant shta this will be the best blog post ever (god d,nows my other's ones such more thatn, well, i guees the jefft's roommmate)
so everyone it talkin'jnn about steve irwain, and i've avoidedd the sumbuject the b est i can. but i supooasdresd i do have to say something about it. so here it goes:
steve irwin was a dork, but more than that he was a great man. he taught people how torespect nattue and understand stufff. heleft behind a whife and twoo daughters (btw, he wifen was a hottied). i can't say ai knew thaman, but, i have to say i respected him. he knewthe meening fo life and persued it all the awyas down to the very end.
burger night, as you can tell was a succeseee. we had a newe pwerosn join the group, linda, she's a total cutes and justitchen' for un, whcih is good cause the otehrer kind of itchen'n rewquieespeniclin. hehehee
needless tto say by huhreger idn't come out their best due to th efact that i makdde eyoutem qhiel ddrunk. a littltoo salkte y for some, but there werer still good eats.
everyone whenr home for theeventing, amber crashed outhe first being too drunk to hnadg, LInda leftdesd nected afollowed by them jeff. elenda passed ou in my bad and i guess i soiudlh follow
unfortuantely i have arule ahganst falling asleeeeepuy drunk
or course nodding offf know seeems woreslaksd
alla thae whiel all i can think is that ai wish hella was still on0line.. being in ddep smit with somenone yu dont' thin of much welse. day and night, in and out, that's what is always on the tip of you rmionly a eawe more weednss hehehe.
one thing i do have ot sah,and this if vitall important.. a sunscreeen that is used a sa ba of soap is justs a bad idead. no matter what i say.
mmmmm.... i want you lips on me, i want to feel you wrap yur self around me...
unkb, i'm too drunk. go play the geee game or somethinhg...
where's the porn
(btw, no on likes my porn(
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
oh sure, my findgers can weork elsew ehere but no here
fuckn't quiters
*yawn*
i'm lookinknu8bg to crash out right now but seeing ashough i need to lose this buss i will just keep writeirnbg till i'm sober
first off, i just found out my bestesdft frien ds room mate is gay, dueede, i've alwasy knowant but seriously, why hide it this long? i mean, he's been making advacnes on me for years, he makes his own renecance closthing, and he is GAY@ I'M SORrry by why not just admit it? i mean, i'm going to totallhy tease him for it, but ya know, that's why guys doo. had he palyed his cards right i could have hooked him up with polt! (but he's off getting some 18 year old ass, so it's all good)
i guess in the end every one needs some loven', bbut the take it far to litterallly
hehehe
i can't focus, i gues that' smeant shta this will be the best blog post ever (god d,nows my other's ones such more thatn, well, i guees the jefft's roommmate)
so everyone it talkin'jnn about steve irwain, and i've avoidedd the sumbuject the b est i can. but i supooasdresd i do have to say something about it. so here it goes:
steve irwin was a dork, but more than that he was a great man. he taught people how torespect nattue and understand stufff. heleft behind a whife and twoo daughters (btw, he wifen was a hottied). i can't say ai knew thaman, but, i have to say i respected him. he knewthe meening fo life and persued it all the awyas down to the very end.
burger night, as you can tell was a succeseee. we had a newe pwerosn join the group, linda, she's a total cutes and justitchen' for un, whcih is good cause the otehrer kind of itchen'n rewquieespeniclin. hehehee
needless tto say by huhreger idn't come out their best due to th efact that i makdde eyoutem qhiel ddrunk. a littltoo salkte y for some, but there werer still good eats.
everyone whenr home for theeventing, amber crashed outhe first being too drunk to hnadg, LInda leftdesd nected afollowed by them jeff. elenda passed ou in my bad and i guess i soiudlh follow
unfortuantely i have arule ahganst falling asleeeeepuy drunk
or course nodding offf know seeems woreslaksd
alla thae whiel all i can think is that ai wish hella was still on0line.. being in ddep smit with somenone yu dont' thin of much welse. day and night, in and out, that's what is always on the tip of you rmionly a eawe more weednss hehehe.
one thing i do have ot sah,and this if vitall important.. a sunscreeen that is used a sa ba of soap is justs a bad idead. no matter what i say.
mmmmm.... i want you lips on me, i want to feel you wrap yur self around me...
unkb, i'm too drunk. go play the geee game or somethinhg...
where's the porn
(btw, no on likes my porn(
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
21 Comments:
where's hella where's hella!!!
i can't do this alone. i'm a new bitch.
By mistipurple, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 4:59:00 AM
Hey interesting blog. Its Myles (blade376) from youtube.
Burger night sounds a right treat haha!
nice one!
take care
-myles
By Anonymous, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 5:22:00 AM
Awww Sweetie...did you get into the booze too?
I woulda come and played but I WAS ALSO HAMMERED outta my tree! I saw that you were online once I woke up....looks like I missed a good time.
Thinking of you too........we are a bunch of drunks...LOL
By Anonymous, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 8:24:00 AM
dude. spellcheck. lol
By Randi, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 9:00:00 AM
LOL ..if only I had a red pen.....
What kinda porn do you have? hmmmm
oh and btw...steve irwin has a son and a daughter, but more importantly, did you hear that his sun tan lotion got taken off the shelf??? It couldn't provide protection from harmful rays.
Cold. I know. I'm going to hell.
By Sassy, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 10:06:00 AM
lol sassy! i took all of two secs to register that.
By mistipurple, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 10:12:00 AM
Oh Sassy....I will save you a good hot spot in Hell. I know that the flames have beed licking at our ankles for a while...but I think that just secured our invite!! LMAO
*toot toot*
By Anonymous, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 10:20:00 AM
Thank GOD! It's just you being drunk beyond help by Western medicine! For a moment I though I might be getting dyslectic...!
*phew*
By Dizzie, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 10:55:00 AM
I like that "where's the porn" was just about the only line that came out intelligibly.
You know what's important!
By Ghetto Photo Girl, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 2:37:00 PM
misti- is she slacking on her bitch duties
myles- burger night rocks! of course, i wish i could remember it...
hella- awwwww... we could start our own AA group
(AA= Adult Activities)
randi- seeing as though we were watching "The Secretary" i'd watch where that comment is heading
sassy- OMG, sass, i know why hella loves you, that's awsome!
HOD- i drank so much that i made other people illiterate
exo- natch. even drunk off my ass i'm still a junkie, hehehe
By exile, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 3:58:00 PM
Adult Activities.....I'm in....that could be fun!
By Anonymous, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 6:41:00 PM
hella- funny, i was planning on being "in" too
By exile, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 6:48:00 PM
ah. you can spell again. that's fast.
By mistipurple, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 6:55:00 PM
Why MIster Exile, what ever do you mean? *cheshire grin*
By Anonymous, at Sunday, September 10, 2006 9:23:00 PM
misti- yeah, turns out all i have to do to not be drunk is just sober up. who'd a thunk it?
hella- "i'm not saying anything, i did not say anything then, i am not saying anything now. unless you are saying that i've said something..."
By exile, at Monday, September 11, 2006 8:41:00 AM
Well said
By Anonymous, at Monday, September 11, 2006 11:01:00 AM
hella- word
By exile, at Monday, September 11, 2006 11:52:00 AM
to yo mama dawg
By Anonymous, at Monday, September 11, 2006 4:09:00 PM
hella- why ya gotta waste my flava?
By exile, at Monday, September 11, 2006 4:19:00 PM
okay I don't know enough slang to say anything else....
Wassup??!
By Anonymous, at Monday, September 11, 2006 5:25:00 PM
hella- hell's yeah
By exile, at Monday, September 11, 2006 6:42:00 PM
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