HNF- Half Nekk'ed Freedom
This HNT I decided to focus on a freedom many of us have forgotten.
recently my little pet lesbian, Elena, finally got her driver's license. (Take a moment to give Elena some props people.) Elena didn't get her license back in the day like I did (10 years ago, man I feel old) so this whole experience is new to her. Last weekend she drove out here to my place for burger night (all by herself) and was stoked with it being the longest she'd ever driven on her own.
The best part of the whole thing is that she's getting this new found rush of freedom she's never had before. The driver's license is a modern day right of passage, and much like other modern rights of passage (ie: getting laid, graduating, getting laid again) it's a rush of freedom. As she put it "it's awesome, even though I don't have a car yet, just knowing the I can pick up and go when I want to is so... Liberating."
So in honor of Elena obtaining one of the "keys of modern freedom" I give you the keys to my means of freedom.
I also have the freedom to enslave children...
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
recently my little pet lesbian, Elena, finally got her driver's license. (Take a moment to give Elena some props people.) Elena didn't get her license back in the day like I did (10 years ago, man I feel old) so this whole experience is new to her. Last weekend she drove out here to my place for burger night (all by herself) and was stoked with it being the longest she'd ever driven on her own.
The best part of the whole thing is that she's getting this new found rush of freedom she's never had before. The driver's license is a modern day right of passage, and much like other modern rights of passage (ie: getting laid, graduating, getting laid again) it's a rush of freedom. As she put it "it's awesome, even though I don't have a car yet, just knowing the I can pick up and go when I want to is so... Liberating."
So in honor of Elena obtaining one of the "keys of modern freedom" I give you the keys to my means of freedom.
I also have the freedom to enslave children...
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
Labels: HNT
posted by exile at
8/31/2006 02:06:00 AM
30 Comments:
well we can't have packs of unattended children running about. May as well put them to work up chimneys and down coal mines.
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SkookumJoe, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 2:28:00 AM
Yay Elena.. =)
I wanna come to burger night ;)
Mwah!
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Robyn, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 5:40:00 AM
LOL
I need one of those signs...pronto.
HHNT!
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Sassy, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 6:01:00 AM
Rock on with the sign! And keys are sooo ... sexy somehow. LOL HHNT man.
TG
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Anonymous, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 6:36:00 AM
Props Elana!
HHNT child hater. MUAH.
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Shora, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 6:38:00 AM
Oh I LOVE that sign! HHNT!
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AndyT13, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 7:04:00 AM
I hate people that hate kids!
(you are the ONLY exception)
hhnt keyman.
and WOOT WOOT to elena!
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Anonymous, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 7:28:00 AM
you have a pet lesbian called Elena. that's the only thing that got stuck in my head.
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mistipurple, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:07:00 AM
skook- their small hands are perfect for working inside delicate machinery. also, because people reproduce at such a high rate they're easily replaceable.
robyn- me thinks i should have an international burgernight.
sassy- and bear traps!
tommy- i used to have the sign up at my old job, but when working for child services, well they just don't have a sense of humor. as for the keys, well, when i stick'em in i do tend to turn things on...
shora- mad props! oh, and you so wuv this child hater.
andy- it's a policy
mitzee- you're so prejudice, don't hate haters.
misti- sure do, and such a good pet lesbian too. (here's a tip: to keep your pet lesbian's coat extra glossy mix in on egg into her food once a week)
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:37:00 AM
Gotta love that sign :)
HHNT
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Leesa, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 9:30:00 AM
crimson- yeah, my hand was looking kinda boring with just the keys so i thought it was a good excuse to show off the sign too.
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 9:38:00 AM
as long as the children are muscular members of the college swimteam, i'm all for it. :)
HAPPY HNT!
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Polt, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 11:48:00 AM
polt- you give new meaning to the term "adult swim" hehehe
"is that a shark in the pool?"
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 11:52:00 AM
I have the perfect place under my stairs to keep the enslaved chitlens.
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Mackenzie, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 1:15:00 PM
bv- but then where will you keep all your bondage gear? i swear, you need an ikea designed sex dungon
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 1:24:00 PM
ok ok well u finally figured out a way to make me leave a comment - blog me :)
thanks for the props guys...
exile's pet
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Anonymous, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 1:33:00 PM
elena- awww, that's my girl!
you get special treats
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 1:45:00 PM
Exile - Be sure to give my congrats to Elena. As for that sign..........you are too much LOL!!
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Anonymous, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:22:00 PM
hella- i'll give her more than that for ya *wink wink, nudge nudge*
well, i'll admit, i can be too much, but if you use a coupon i'm surprisingly affordable
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:35:00 PM
Congratulations and hooray for wheels!
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Randi, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:48:00 PM
Ummm are you driving? if so warn the people to stay off the sidewalks...
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Sassy, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:51:00 PM
LOL....I'm not using a coupon for you....you had better come for free dammit. Especially after comments about my feet being ape like!!
In YO face!! LOL ;P
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Anonymous, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:55:00 PM
randi- more driving for her = less driving for me. yay!
sassy- yeah, to make it worse i drive like a Californian. sidewalks aren't safe ya know.
hella- well, i won't charge you when i come, but definately when i show up. hehehe
and i didn't say your feet were ape like. don't be silly, i said they are very simian in nature (apes don't use their feet like hands)
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 5:05:00 PM
Exile - be nice to me....or I will unleash these toes of mine to give you a pinch you will never forget!!! ;)
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Anonymous, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 5:34:00 PM
hella- you win, you win
i don't know where you'd pinch me, but seeing as though those things could take off an arm i'll surrender
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 6:27:00 PM
you should go thailand and see those tiger shows. 'those things' can rip off drink cans. and of course we are not referring to the same things as hella's!
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mistipurple, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 7:07:00 PM
misti- is that anything like a donkey show? hehehe
besides, i wouldn't be too sure about that compairison... http://lisastirades.blogspot.com/2006/08/hnt-toes-of-hoes.html
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 7:21:00 PM
Ah I remember when I got my first set of car keys, being able to go where you want when you want (sorta) is GREAT!
AND not having to ride the bus to go grocery shopping is one of the sweetest pleasures a student can know.
Happy (b-lated) HNT!
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Shay, at Friday, September 01, 2006 9:33:00 AM
shay- tell me about it, i remember just jumping in the car and driving for hours listening to the stereo as loud as i wanted. it rivals that feeling of living on your own for the first time.
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exile, at Friday, September 01, 2006 10:48:00 AM
Ahhh freedom!!
HNT!
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Anonymous, at Friday, September 01, 2006 1:42:00 PM
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