Kick'n The Habit
Argh, I hate when I have an addiction to something. It's not like it happens often, I mean, sure there's been the video game addiction, the IN & Out addiction, and so on, but this Monster addiction is killing me.
For the past few weeks I've been drinking a can of Monster daily, it's been the only thing that seems to counteract the effects of my insomnia. After a while the results from drinking a can was diminished, it got to the point where I felt like I needed two cans to make it through the day.
When I went to Laughlin I was up till 4 or 5 am daily, so naturally the Monster was flowing like (insert graphic menstrual reference here). And when I wasn't drinking a can o' monster I was partaking in Jager-Bombs.
the week following the vacation I needed a can just to make it to work and another to finish out the day. I swear, I've polished off a case in a matter of a week or two (normally a case lasts me a month +).
Recently (as of yesterday) I decided that I would not let a soft drink control me any longer. I've decided to go cold turkey, this is day two and the only type of energy drink I've had has been Zip-Fizz (which is like a healthy energy drink). I figure if anything is going to strip away my ability to make decisions for myself and control my life I'll get another girlfriend.
(I need to find an AA group for Monster, think they give you a chip for day two?)
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
For the past few weeks I've been drinking a can of Monster daily, it's been the only thing that seems to counteract the effects of my insomnia. After a while the results from drinking a can was diminished, it got to the point where I felt like I needed two cans to make it through the day.
When I went to Laughlin I was up till 4 or 5 am daily, so naturally the Monster was flowing like (insert graphic menstrual reference here). And when I wasn't drinking a can o' monster I was partaking in Jager-Bombs.
the week following the vacation I needed a can just to make it to work and another to finish out the day. I swear, I've polished off a case in a matter of a week or two (normally a case lasts me a month +).
Recently (as of yesterday) I decided that I would not let a soft drink control me any longer. I've decided to go cold turkey, this is day two and the only type of energy drink I've had has been Zip-Fizz (which is like a healthy energy drink). I figure if anything is going to strip away my ability to make decisions for myself and control my life I'll get another girlfriend.
(I need to find an AA group for Monster, think they give you a chip for day two?)
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
11 Comments:
I can honestly say I've never had an energy drink. Am I behind the times? I hardly even drink soda...
By Randi, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 10:32:00 AM
randi- nah, you're not behind the times. ye amish doth not partake in the same wickedness the english do.
By exile, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 11:45:00 AM
Exile - are you sure its the drink itself you are addicted to....OR the fine photos used in the drinks advertising?? LOL
Hi my name is Exile and I am addicted to fine ass!!! ;)
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 5:03:00 PM
hella- addicted to fine ass?
that explain's why i'm hooked on hella
hehehe
By exile, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 5:10:00 PM
Exile - I had a few comments I could have posted about a 10 step program and my ass...but any way I wrote it was just WAY too wrong! LOL ;P
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 6:37:00 PM
lol at hella. anything to do with her ass should be worth all the 10 steps. opps, i'm trespassing.
By mistipurple, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 7:18:00 PM
hella- you left your self open.... oh yeah...
misti- maybe even 11
By exile, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 8:22:00 PM
Misti I have been meaning to tell you...your comments kill me. I always end up laughing and getting better ideas for dirtier comments........lovin it
Exile - I am afraid/intrigued by what your thought process is onthe 11th step LOL
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 8:36:00 PM
hella- it involves a lube and a shoehorn
By exile, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 9:44:00 PM
ah poor baby......it could be worse, you could be addicted to Slayer
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:07:00 AM
mitzee- wait, slayer, or slaying cause that would have been another post...
By exile, at Wednesday, August 30, 2006 8:57:00 AM
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