hehehe
The door to the front of our building is broken, if you pull it open then walk through it, the door violently swings closed.
Everyone who works here knows about it and uses the other door, solicitors do not.
The kid that just came in to sell coupons just got nailed in the arm really bad and kept cradling his arm.
It was all I could do to keep from laughing during his sales pitch.
(A couple of weeks ago it nearly gave one guy a concussion, that was damn funny... Sorry, I don't feel too bad for door to door sales people.)
Exile
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Everyone who works here knows about it and uses the other door, solicitors do not.
The kid that just came in to sell coupons just got nailed in the arm really bad and kept cradling his arm.
It was all I could do to keep from laughing during his sales pitch.
(A couple of weeks ago it nearly gave one guy a concussion, that was damn funny... Sorry, I don't feel too bad for door to door sales people.)
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
posted by exile at
8/30/2006 04:43:00 PM
9 Comments:
Exile - I love your sick sense of humour. I dont think I would/could have kept composure when speaking with that kid. See this is why Hella is a fitting name for me!!!
By
Anonymous, at Wednesday, August 30, 2006 5:38:00 PM
hella- nothing better than watching someone in pain that deserves it.
By
exile, at Wednesday, August 30, 2006 8:07:00 PM
*giggling out of control*
too funny!
By
The Melody Censor, at Wednesday, August 30, 2006 10:03:00 PM
melody- i think i'm going to tighten the springs on the door next week
By
exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 1:54:00 AM
you should market those doors
By
SkookumJoe, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 2:29:00 AM
now i know why you're evil.
didn't stop me from coming here still.
By
mistipurple, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:09:00 AM
skook- the real money is in the attatchments: Handle Spikes (for extra pain), Turbo Piston (for more umph), Ribbed Shaft (for her pleasure)
misti- my evil make your evil seem "not so bad," i make you feel good by proxy
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exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:47:00 AM
when i worked for the city those douches came almost every day. where the fuck is security when you need 'em?
By
Randi, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:49:00 PM
randi- pppppthhh, those rent-a-cops couldn't secure a box of doughnuts.
By
exile, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 5:07:00 PM
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