HNSC- Halk Nekk'ed Spring Cleaning

As many of you know, I am a very systematic person. I have a system for cooking, for cleaning, and even for taking a... well, you know.

And seeing as though it's spring, i thought I'd share with you how i clean a shower, after all the sexiest thing a man can do is clean.


The Shower Cleaning Routine Of Exile

1. Turn the shower on at it's highest temperature
2. leave the fan off and close the door for 10-15 min.
3. shut off water and throw Comet all over the walls
4. strip nekk'ed (yes, completely nekk'ed)
5. step into the shower and scrub like the damned
6. keep scrubbing
7. turn the shower back on while inside (you're covered in cleanser, no point in strutting around)
8. using a crappy souvenir cup wash down the walls, washing away any Comet (i finally found a use for one of those things)
9. wash your self (I'm usually a sweaty mess by this part anyways)
10. enjoy!


And as for the HNT portion, well, i threw in a visual or two from steps 5 & 6.




Oh, and if you want a picture of my cleanliness with out the pesky shower curtain blocking your view just click here



A happy HNT to you all

No showers were actually cleaned in the posting of this blog


Exile

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