Conversations
Allow me to allow into a glimpse of my existence though conversations i've had over the past few weeks.
Exile & Dad:
Exile- that medication is crazy
Dad- what medication
Exile- that stuff you took that helped you beat cancer
Dad- oh that fucking stuff
Exile- *caught off guard* what are you talking about?
Dad- how would you like to take a medication that made your fingernails grow into your finger tips and cough up blood? i think i'm going to stop taking it.
Exile- Pop, it cured you of cancer, so you're going to take it till you're finished.
Dad- says who?
Exile- says me. i mean, what would you say if the situation was reversed?
Dad- well i would say it's a quality of life issue and that you can make your own decisions.
Exile- you're full of shit.
Dad- it's a "Quality of life issue" and..
Exile- and nothing. look, you're a grumpy old man, but we do want to keep you around for a while. so suck it up. further more, if the situation was reversed you'd load that crap in a dart gun and shoot me in the ass.
Dad- no i wouldn't
Exile- liar face!
Exile & Gordon:
Gordon- so did you get a pair of those free shoes off the truck?
Exile- yeah, but they had to order mine.
Gordon- they didn't have your size?
Exile- the size elevens were crap, so i order a pair i liked.
Gordon- size eleven?
Exile- yeah, why what size do you wear?
Gordon- i wear size eight, why? are you going to make fun of me for having a small penis?
Exile- Nah, i'm just going to make fun of you because your penis is smaller than mine.
Exile
Exile & Dad:
Exile- that medication is crazy
Dad- what medication
Exile- that stuff you took that helped you beat cancer
Dad- oh that fucking stuff
Exile- *caught off guard* what are you talking about?
Dad- how would you like to take a medication that made your fingernails grow into your finger tips and cough up blood? i think i'm going to stop taking it.
Exile- Pop, it cured you of cancer, so you're going to take it till you're finished.
Dad- says who?
Exile- says me. i mean, what would you say if the situation was reversed?
Dad- well i would say it's a quality of life issue and that you can make your own decisions.
Exile- you're full of shit.
Dad- it's a "Quality of life issue" and..
Exile- and nothing. look, you're a grumpy old man, but we do want to keep you around for a while. so suck it up. further more, if the situation was reversed you'd load that crap in a dart gun and shoot me in the ass.
Dad- no i wouldn't
Exile- liar face!
Exile & Gordon:
Gordon- so did you get a pair of those free shoes off the truck?
Exile- yeah, but they had to order mine.
Gordon- they didn't have your size?
Exile- the size elevens were crap, so i order a pair i liked.
Gordon- size eleven?
Exile- yeah, why what size do you wear?
Gordon- i wear size eight, why? are you going to make fun of me for having a small penis?
Exile- Nah, i'm just going to make fun of you because your penis is smaller than mine.
Exile
posted by exile at
6/09/2008 09:55:00 PM
3 Comments:
My husband has very large hands (size XL gloves) and small feet (8.5 - and he's over 6' tall!). When we began dating I didn't know which was going to be the better indicator of, well, you know. Turns out the hands won that one, no question.
I love how you talk to your dad. I had to be a bitch with my mom about her cancer too. Don't they know that giving up is incredibly selfish? (My mom is now a 10+ year survivor of two different cancers). Now go get a dart gun and shoot your dad in the ass!
By
Bunny, at Tuesday, June 10, 2008 3:43:00 PM
That convo with your dad was classic! Looks like some conversations between me and my grandfather, lol. "Liar face!" Hehe.
The second one was funny too. Though since my boyfriend wears a size 15 shoe, I could use your logic and make fun of you because... well, you get the idea. =p
Have a good weekend!
By
Ashly Star, at Thursday, June 12, 2008 6:30:00 PM
bunny- well of course his hands one, after all, he's just one giant dick! hehehe. yah, he's not the kind to give up, so when he does we discourage it.
amorous rocker- personally i put o stock in the whole "foot to wang" size thing. though, the length of your foot is the same as the length from your elbow to your wrists... so never know...
By
exile, at Thursday, June 12, 2008 9:44:00 PM
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