Seeing as though Skinnie thought it would be a good idea to screw themselves. I used to run the survival guide, but they cut my column. But even after that I still kept working on them, this is one I finally finished this month... And no it wasn't cut from the magazine.
10 Things an Ignorant Boyfriend Should Know
There are too many of these guys out there who are like monkeys with cell phones when it comes to understanding their girlfriends. But with these ten bits of advice you might just jump the evolutionary gap between single guy and boyfriend. And if your girlfriend just passed this article to you, get to reading!
Cooking is good! Even if it's just scrambling up egg whites, ladies can't resist a man cookin' in the kitchen.
Big sloppy kisses are fun, but it's the closed-mouth, quick kisses, are often the ones that mean the most.
When buying gifts, make sure to get another girls opinion. If the other girl says, "I wish my boyfriend would do that," you're on the right track. Give her something to brag about, make your girlfriend's friends jealous.
If you ever utter the phrase, "why can't you do that?" during a sex scene in a movie, not only will she never "do that," but you're going to have to try doing that by your self on the couch.
Chivalry is not dead, just on life support. If she's cold offer your jacket, and if the door is closed open it for her.
All girls are self-conscious, and checking out other girls when the two of you go out doesn't help. Oh, and the dark sunglasses only work for so long.
When it comes to boobs, you only need a mouthful; any thing else is just excessive. Disagreeing with this will make any girlfriend very angry.
A sunset, a bridge over running water, chick flicks. Guys don't need to understand these things, but you do need to take the time for her to enjoy them.
Don't try and use her cell phone as a leash. She may be your girlfriend, but she's not your property. The more possessive you are the worse you'll look. This goes for E-mail too (breaking into her e-mail is just creepy.)
Never give a girl an ultimatum! If something is bothering you, like that guy friend she has, talk to her about it. Don't threaten her with a breakup. The "Either you stop being his friend, or I,ll leave you," attitude is going to make you a very lonely man.
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
10 Things an Ignorant Boyfriend Should Know
There are too many of these guys out there who are like monkeys with cell phones when it comes to understanding their girlfriends. But with these ten bits of advice you might just jump the evolutionary gap between single guy and boyfriend. And if your girlfriend just passed this article to you, get to reading!
Cooking is good! Even if it's just scrambling up egg whites, ladies can't resist a man cookin' in the kitchen.
Big sloppy kisses are fun, but it's the closed-mouth, quick kisses, are often the ones that mean the most.
When buying gifts, make sure to get another girls opinion. If the other girl says, "I wish my boyfriend would do that," you're on the right track. Give her something to brag about, make your girlfriend's friends jealous.
If you ever utter the phrase, "why can't you do that?" during a sex scene in a movie, not only will she never "do that," but you're going to have to try doing that by your self on the couch.
Chivalry is not dead, just on life support. If she's cold offer your jacket, and if the door is closed open it for her.
All girls are self-conscious, and checking out other girls when the two of you go out doesn't help. Oh, and the dark sunglasses only work for so long.
When it comes to boobs, you only need a mouthful; any thing else is just excessive. Disagreeing with this will make any girlfriend very angry.
A sunset, a bridge over running water, chick flicks. Guys don't need to understand these things, but you do need to take the time for her to enjoy them.
Don't try and use her cell phone as a leash. She may be your girlfriend, but she's not your property. The more possessive you are the worse you'll look. This goes for E-mail too (breaking into her e-mail is just creepy.)
Never give a girl an ultimatum! If something is bothering you, like that guy friend she has, talk to her about it. Don't threaten her with a breakup. The "Either you stop being his friend, or I,ll leave you," attitude is going to make you a very lonely man.
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
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