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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Pore On The Friendship, Tits That Simple

Many people don't agree with my philosopy of helpful honesty among friends, and take offence accordingly. "What is helpful honesty?" you ask? it's when you tell someone something before they embarras themself. in other words a small dose of embarrasment among friends or a huge does in public.

Here's an example: let's say you and your buddy are going out to a club. when he shows up at your place you see he has a huge zit on his forehead. as you gaze into the white puss filled orb you can swear it's going to blink at any moment. belive it or not most people would not tell their friend because they wouldn't want to embarras them and allow them to go into the world with an unborn twin protruding from their forehead. can you imagine how he's going to feel at the club when every girl he tries to pick up on in the club just stares with bewilderment at his face funk. instead you can be a real pal and say "hey, wanna put that zephlin in it's hanger and pop that thing off your forehead." sure he'll be a little embarrased walking around with a soccerball on his head all day, but it's better than it erupting at the club.

Incase you're still not convinced here's another example: let's say a friend girl (or girlfriend if you won't get too confused) comes over to your place before her to get your opinion of how she looks. you realize that you can see straight through her shirt, and clearly the restaints of a bra will not be an issue tonight. you culd just let her go, sure it's a cold night and she might put on a jacket, but jacket or not it will still be a bit nippelly. the guy she's going out with might get the wrong idea and put the moves on too fast, she'll think he's an ass and her date might end abruptly. as a dutiful friend you should should tell her that you can not only see through her shirt be you can tell how cold it is too. hopefully she'll have time to change or atleast keep her sweater on.

Sometimes it's better to be privatly embarrased by a friend than by an entire crowd.


In ether senerio it couldn't hurt to snap a photo before you tell them.

Exile

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