Wit And Wisdom Of Harry The Happy Hobo

I decided some time ago to write a self-help book for starving college students (such as my self) and I plan to sprinkle though out the book snippits from Harry the Happy Hobo. He's essentially a character I came up with that will be crudely drawn through out the book. Usually when people look through a book they only see the pictures and only read the captions.

Here's some snippits of wisdom from Harry The Happy Hobo.

• Dented cans aren't just good eats, they're cheap. Just don't dent'em in front of the employees. They don't like that.
• Always ask for a discount, there aint nothin' wrong with trading dignity for 10% off goods and services.
• Keep a student ID on ya at all times, even if you're not a student you can still get some discounts.
• Sandwiches are good and cheap, so get used to them.
• Don't look like you have money, cuz people will be right there to take it from ya.
• Keep the mindset of being poor, people are much more willing to help you out if you ain't got much.
• If someone has enough money to go throwing it away, don't be embarrassed to scoop it up.
• Recycling saves the planet and all that crap, but do it right and there's good money in it.
• Getting drunk at home is way cheaper than at a bar.
• Buy durable clothes, ain't no use in disposable undies.

Exile

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