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Friday, February 11, 2005

Recommended Viewing

Here is a list of movies that I personally feel everyone should watch (possibly again.) They're in a semi-particular order.

  1. Fight Club- excellent, possibly greatest movie ever. it also has brad Pitt in case the ladies need some eye candy
  2. South Park: bigger longer and uncut- political commentary, morals, and toe tapp'n songs. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll need to wash your undies.
  3. The Nightmare Before Christmas- awwww... Warm squishy feelings about Christmas, Halloween, and oogie boogie.
  4. Clerks- if you've ever worked retail this movie will resonate in you like tuning fork
  5. Office Space- "have you seen my stapler?"
  6. The Game- Michael Douglas is through playing games.
  7. Falling Down- "I going home!"
  8. Dead Alive- RAT MONKEY! This is the best cheesy horror movie to watch drunk
  9. Killer Klowns From Outer Space- another cheese horror movie that made me want cotton candy
  10. Shawshank Redemption- damn good movie, one of the greats.
  11. The Big Lebowski- "The Dude abides" this movie is excellent, funny and mysterious. Jeff Bridges rocks as The Dude.
  12. Fallen- "time is on my side, oh yes it is." Denzel Washington is a detective trying to catch a killer who is more illusive that Bin Laden.
  13. Seven- another Brad Pitt movie, this time with Morgan Freeman. There are Seven sins and something in a box.
  14. Cabin Fever- cheese horror again, be really, really, drunk for this one.
  15. Cannibal, the musical- Matt Stone and Trey Parker (of South Park fame) made this movie a while back, this movie is the best musical about eating other humans ever!
  16. So I Married An Axe Murderer- the romantic comedy is not dead, yet. Mike Myers pre Austin Powers.
  17. Dude Where's My Car?- "is it possible that we were so drunk last night that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding?" "I'd say it's totally possible." if you think low brow humor is beneath you they for you I have pity.
  18. Life Is Beautiful- very rarely do I suggest Dramas, even rarer (yes, rarer) do I suggest foreign films. This movie is awesome in it's ability to move you.
  19. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- if you haven't been on acid trip or a drug bender lately here's for fix. Johnny Depp plays a journalist who plays a walking pharmacy.
  20. Kentucky Fried Movie- It could be filed as WTF, all I have to say is this movie has left me without an expletive for it.
  21. Finding Neverland- Johnny Depp plays the playwrite who wrote Peter Pan. It's a real tear jerker.

Ok my minions I have given you your commands, go, watch, and learn. Load up your Netflix queue and enjoy. Dance my puppets, dance!



Exile

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posted by exile at 2/11/2005 12:54:00 PM

39 Comments:

  • Woah, as puppets, do we like get strings or something?

    By Blogger Mariasha, at Saturday, February 12, 2005 8:50:00 AM  

  • well, there some strings, but it involves a pyramid scheme. i don't see dancing little puppet.

    By Blogger exile, at Sunday, February 13, 2005 6:25:00 PM  

  • I love the fact that you now have "puppets".

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, February 14, 2005 11:57:00 AM  

  • you just want to be tied up. (tied up, strings, it's puppet humor.)

    By Blogger exile, at Monday, February 14, 2005 12:53:00 PM  

  • That's Right!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, February 15, 2005 6:16:00 AM  

  • you're a girl after my own heart!

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, February 15, 2005 9:56:00 AM  

  • Well, you only live once.....so I say live life to the fullest, especially when you still have some "youth" and "good health"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, February 16, 2005 8:37:00 AM  

  • that's not a direct offer to come to Canada, but i'll take it!

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, February 16, 2005 10:17:00 AM  

  • You can always come to Canada, afterall, it's a free country (for now), but I recommend June to September, winter SUCKS!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, February 16, 2005 11:23:00 AM  

  • so no snow play eh? hehehe so what is there to do durring the "warm" months?

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, February 16, 2005 12:06:00 PM  

  • oh there's lots of snow play, there's nothing else to do in the winter here, when the weather sucks so does everyone else.

    bar rum bum, dish....

    summer is highly entertaining, cottages, bikinis, drinking, and lots of fun.....LOTS....!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, February 16, 2005 1:36:00 PM  

  • off to the bar now....ciao bello!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, February 16, 2005 1:38:00 PM  

  • so there is snow play, and lots of sucking, interesting. are ther ski resorts and stuff... you know, i have no idea where you guys are in canada. all i know is it's somewhere between the united states and the arctic. have fun at the bar and thanks for calling my handsome in italian. cute little minx.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, February 16, 2005 4:20:00 PM  

  • anything for my foxy exile! ;)

    T.O. is about 7 hrs north east of New York, does that help...Toronto, Ontario...it's on the map...Toronto is the biggest city in Canada, population wise, economically, etc.
    crappy ski resorts, BC is much the better for that...ie: Whistler & Blackcomb. I lived in Vancouver for a yr...very nice.

    buonasera....ok I can speak a little Italian, French and Spanish, but not much, un pocito!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, February 21, 2005 8:00:00 AM  

  • hmmmm... i don't have the ability to speak any other languages. but i am a cunning-linguist!

    so have you watched any of the movies on the list?

    so you guys are above new york? wow, pretty far away. but then again if it's out side of california it's pretty far to me.

    By Blogger exile, at Monday, February 21, 2005 10:55:00 PM  

  • true. it's damn far from you.

    Movies watched from the list are:
    Nightmare b4 xmas - I own it. A1
    Fightclub - watched it, very cool
    American Beauty - LOVE IT
    Devil's Advocate - seen it, love it, like horror....alot, and hello, Keanu Reeves is Canadian afterall.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:29:00 AM  

  • i guess vegas will have to just be a middle ground. hehehe.

    i'm glad to see you seen a majority of the movies. if you never saw South Park the movie you've got to watch it. "it's a forign film from canada!"

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:06:00 AM  

  • clerks, falling down, shawshank redemption, EXCELLENT...and Green Mile, wicked movie...
    The Big Lebowski....my fav part is when he's in the old guys office and he's like DUDE.....re: the carpet he wants....etc....hIlarious!
    SEVEN - top 10 for me....LOVE IT.
    Cabin Fever...was ok...cheesy, must be "out of it" to view.
    Axe Murderer, again another fav....and again, Mikey is Canadian.
    Dude where's my car? ok a dud, but funny, I like the drive thru....."AND THEN..."
    Fear and Loathing - WICKED...except I almost puked re: the bathtub scene.

    the rest I have yet to see.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:47:00 AM  

  • I watch south park all the time...the show, haven't seen the movie yet.....

    foreign from Canada....I LOVE IT!

    and no we don't have accents - YOU DO! :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:48:00 AM  

  • you have got to see that movie, it rocks.

    i was wondering about that, do you guys all have the stereotypical canadian accents? or french canadian accents? or something? i know so little about your forgin land. except that you guys make fun of the new foundlanders or something.

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, February 22, 2005 12:46:00 PM  

  • Me thinks we have no accent, and most def not FRANCOIS accent, no Quebecois here.....no sir.

    I'm sure you'd think we had a Canadian accent, EH.

    everyone makes fun of zee poor newfoundlanders, but one of me dear friends is from der and i wuv him.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, February 24, 2005 10:43:00 AM  

  • that seals it. i need you to send me a sound wav file so i can hear your accents. i'm so currious. something makes me doubt you say "aboot" and end everything with "eh?" but then again we don't type with accents.

    i appologize in advance for any future meeting if i giggle like a school girl every time i here you end sentances with "eh?"

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, February 24, 2005 10:50:00 AM  

  • seriously you can laugh, but we don't have accents.....you'll see....hear.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, February 24, 2005 1:18:00 PM  

  • no accents, eh?

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, February 24, 2005 2:23:00 PM  

  • I rarely use EH.....almost NEVER.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, February 25, 2005 6:40:00 AM  

  • almost...

    By Blogger exile, at Friday, February 25, 2005 11:33:00 AM  

  • aaarrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

    ok ok, so "maybe" we have a "slight" bit of an accent, "maybe"....but SO DO Y'ALL

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, February 25, 2005 12:03:00 PM  

  • y'all? um, rek'on i aint from that part of 'merica.

    it will be battle of the accents. keep in mind i live (relitively) near hollywood, thats where movies are made. that's who decides who does and does not have an accent.

    By Blogger exile, at Friday, February 25, 2005 12:26:00 PM  

  • ok if this posts twice i die.

    but basically WE do NOT have accents I SWEAR!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, February 28, 2005 11:18:00 AM  

  • just one post, i guess you're going to be alright. no death for mitzee today

    By Blogger exile, at Monday, February 28, 2005 12:44:00 PM  

  • or today! i'm being very good!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, March 01, 2005 8:28:00 AM  

  • btw it's snowing like crazy here.....blizzard status, freezing, insane. i need my mexico.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, March 01, 2005 8:29:00 AM  

  • yeah, there's a cloud here... wait, it's gone. hehehe i'm going on a mexico trip in may. viva mexico.

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, March 01, 2005 9:23:00 AM  

  • a cloud! ha ha ha, funny!

    You're kidding RIGHT? Re: Mexico in May? I'm so super jealous!
    I get nothing!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, March 01, 2005 12:41:00 PM  

  • it's ok, i was talking to my mom about it here's the conversation:

    mom- aren't you excited, it's only 3 days after your birthday.

    Me- um, the thirteenth is 4 days after my birthday.

    mom- no it's not.

    Me- yeah it is, my birthday is the 9th

    mom- no it's not

    me- mom, you don't know what day i was born on?

    mom- you act like i was there

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, March 01, 2005 7:49:00 PM  

  • YIkes....that's gotta sting! Surely she is kidding...I hope! So you are going with your family....well just venture off on your own like I did and you'll have a blast I'm sure! :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, March 02, 2005 6:25:00 AM  

  • yeah, my family vacations aren't your typical family vacations.

    our trips are like week long benders. tequila shots and beer are as common as drinking soda when i was growing up. usually we go on these trips get cheap food and go to the clubs.

    yes, my mom and dad go with us to the clubs and dance.

    one time we nearly got in a club wide rumble my family vs a crappy southern californian gang. it was fun.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, March 02, 2005 10:10:00 AM  

  • WOW! Not sure what to say to that.....I want to say your family sounds mucho cool, but I'm not sure you're seeing it that way. We always want what we can't have I suppose....and my parents are quite "elderly" (I'm being polite), so there was ZERO anything fun with me EVER.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, March 02, 2005 12:04:00 PM  

  • you know, i've never really taken my parents for granted. they're pretty kick ass. everyone wants them as their parents. i suppose i'm more used to it than anything else.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, March 02, 2005 5:57:00 PM  

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