I'm Just Being Honest

In the battle for sexual dominance, or dating as it is called in some circles, there are many things that are done that are not looked at through the lens of truth. As an ongoing effort by the Exile Industries Mass Education Program I bring to you the truth behind many common dating conundrums.


Working out at the gym every night to sculpt the perfect body is the same thing as buying a flashy car to impress the ladies.

You are a drink whore if you have no interest in the person buying you the drink, have no intention of talking to them the rest of the night but still accept the drink. (If you make it clear you have no interest in the person and they buy it anyways, then it's ok.)

Women go to dance clubs to dance, men go to"dry-hump" women into submission.

Confidence is a like catnip for women.

Leaving your bank statement on the passenger seat to con women into thinking you have money is pathetic, but it works.

Getting drunk on a bad date doesn't improve your mood, it just lowers your standards.

Guys are setting themselves up for disappointment when they brag about how big they are, if they down play then it exceeds expectation.

Girls with padded bras that knock them up a letter or two are committing an act of false advertising.

Guys, if you don't know what you're doing learn how, it's just pathetic.

Girls, you may think it's very lady like to have a rule like "no sex until our fifth meal together," but really you're just setting a price range for sex. (That makes you a prostitute, deal with it.)

TURN OFF THE CELL PHONE, unless it's life, death, or part of the evening's plans don't answer your phone. It doesn't make you look important, just rude.

If someone gets in the car before you and they don't make an effort to open the door for you it's bad news bears.

And finally, if you're looking to be offended just stay home, sometimes a "joke is just a joke, but this restraining order is killing me!"




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