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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

OMG, You’re Wearing Panties!

I had an epiphany last week.

I was running too and fro in my office working with my boss to clean up the office. We went from room to room reorganizing, throwing away junk, and basically un-cluttering the entire office. (Occasionally my boss’s nesting instincts go into overdrive and she just goes on an all day cleaning spree…)

But I digress… As we were cleaning my boss crawled under a desk to rearrange the printer cables and I saw something I didn’t expect…

Panties.

Pink Victoria Secret Panties.

It caught me off guard completely, not in matters of attraction, but revelation. After four years of working at my job my boss has always kind of been like a “mom” figure. She’s always been the person that I go to for all work issues and job stuff. But seeing that pink fabric peaking out showed something that I didn’t expect, beneath the role of “boss” she was actually a woman. I never really thought of her as anything else.


My boss is a woman, didn’t see that one coming.



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14 Comments:

  • This sounds like finding out your parents are actually just feeble people like the rest of us.

    Did you survive?

    By Blogger Beth, at Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:40:00 PM  

  • yeah, that's always a weird feeling, esspecially for guys to realize that the guy who could always out wrestle you can now break a hip from just screwing around

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:49:00 PM  

  • Puts me in mind of a 'Playboy Advisor' letter I recall from high school. The Playmate of the Year was on the cover of an issue in a lacy bra with elaborate embroidery from Fredrick's, and someone wrote in asking where he could meet women who wore such undergarments.

    The magazine replied that aside from Fredrick's, they sent wardrobe scouts to department stores from Saks to JC Penny, and and asked how the reader knew the woman standing next to him in the elevator at work wasn't wearing a sexy thing from Fredrick's.

    By Blogger Chixulub, at Tuesday, December 13, 2005 8:34:00 PM  

  • you never know what someone is like when they're home, especially when it comes to women.

    all women have an inner slut...

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, December 13, 2005 8:48:00 PM  

  • awesome revelation. now i'm giggling my pink victoria's secret-covered tush off.

    By Blogger {illyria}, at Wednesday, December 14, 2005 12:57:00 AM  

  • Did she also have a vagina?

    By Blogger Jason, at Wednesday, December 14, 2005 5:30:00 AM  

  • You're right. We all do have an inner slut. And damn, when it lets loose? YAY!

    By Blogger Beth, at Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:39:00 AM  

  • i once was squatting beside this guys desk that i was training and he got an eyeful of my thong string.....didn't say anything til we went out drinking...when he was drunk, he got all giddy and said, man you made my day! men r too easy to please sometimes. lol
    (he no longer works here, but i was his boss)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, December 14, 2005 8:27:00 AM  

  • btw, JASON you're a VAGINA!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, December 14, 2005 8:27:00 AM  

  • How old is this boss of yours? I'm trying to figure out at what age one should stop wearing pink Victoria Secrets panties in favour of granny pants.

    By Blogger Shora, at Wednesday, December 14, 2005 2:42:00 PM  

  • bec- oh come now, you know as well as i do that the girls that read my stuff are in touch with their inner sluts. (thus their sticky keyboards.)

    trans- don't giggle it all the way off

    jason- (damn, mitzee beat me to it.)

    QOA- free the slut, free the slut, free the slut...

    mitzee- 1st off, you have a cute butt, thong shots are just one more feature of the afore mentioned butt. 2ndly, is it such a bad thing to be so easy? shit, if i wanna please a woman i have to do more than just wear soemthing sexy, i have to vacume!

    pinkie- no tentage, and yeah, the mom and dad having sex thing is always bad news bears. the only reason i used to come home before curfew was so i wouldn't hear that...

    shroa- well, she'll be up for early retirement soon. i'll be honest, i was kinda expecting granny panties... not that i intentionally looked

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, December 14, 2005 5:52:00 PM  

  • good LORD

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:42:00 PM  

  • mitzee- "will clean for sex"

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:58:00 PM  

  • I had a similar experience with a woman I work with. She's stupid and I sometimes can't stand her. But then she'll bend over and I'll see her thong, resulting in a tender moment. Then it gets hard.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, December 19, 2005 10:06:00 PM  

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